Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song/Quotes


 * Willie: "There's nary an animal alive that out-run a greased Scotsman."




 * Jimbo: [taunts, holding aloft Skinner's underwear] "We got Skinner's underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal."
 * Skinner: "That's not true. I can buy a new pair! [checks his wallet] No I can't. I needed those, I really did."




 * Luigi: You miss-a your friend, huh?
 * Bart: Yeah.
 * Luigi: Let-a my cooking cheer you up-a.
 * (he goes off-screen, into the kitchen)
 * Luigi: Get some red crap for the ugly kid-a!