Flying Hellfish

The Flying Hellfish were Abraham Simpson's unit in World War II.

Members

 * Unit Commander: Sergeant Abraham Simpson
 * Radio Operator Sheldon Skinner (Seymour Skinner's father)
 * Private Fifth Class Arnie Gumble (Barney Gumble's father)
 * Asa Phelps
 * Iggy Wiggum (Clancy Wiggum's father)
 * Milton "Oxford" Haas
 * Etch Westgrin
 * Griff McDonald
 * Private Montgomery Burns

Burns was always the unit's troublemaker. The Hellfish got stuck with Burns because he obstructed a probe from J. Edgar Hoover, thus resulting in his demotion. He faked his own death several times and even ruined Simpson's chance to assassin]te Adolf Hitler.

At one point, near the end of the war, the unit stormed a German castle. While searching through it, Private Burns found a collection of stolen paintings. While discussing what they should do with them, Burns mentions the idea of tontine. The unit agrees for their own personal reasons (Gumble wanting to buy his way into high society, Abe not wanting to end up "in one of them old folk's homes"). Everyone signs and shakes on this prospect.

Ox was the first member to die because of a hernia he got while taking the crate with the paintings out of the castle. Five more were killed in a parade float accident in 1979. After Asa Phelps died, only Burns and Simpson remained. Later, Simpson gave Burns a dishonorable discharge from the Hellfish for trying to kill him, and kept the paintings until the U.S. State Department took them away.