Some Enchanted Evening/Quotes

(Marge dials the babysitting service))
 * Receptionist: Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service.
 * Marge: This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.
 * Receptionist: Wait a minute. The Simpsons?

(Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie)
 * Receptionist: Lady you've got to be kidding!

(Receptionist slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later)
 * Receptionist: Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service.
 * Homer: Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson.
 * Receptionist: Did your wife just call a second ago?
 * Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.
 * Receptionist: Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father.
 * Homer: (angrily) D'oh! Actually the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.

(Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern)
 * Moe: Moe’s Tavern.
 * Bart: Is Oliver there?
 * Moe: Who?
 * Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
 * Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!

(Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter.)

(Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the “Baby-sitter Bandit” on the news.)
 * Homer: Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.
 * Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.