The Day the Earth Stood Cool/Quotes


 * Homer: Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you! I'm sexy, young and sexy!


 * Marge: Are you wearing a wallet chain? You look like... a barista!
 * Homer: Well, you won't be laughing when you see how many pickpockets this thing catches.
 * Marge: And what's with the scarf? It's soaked in neck sweat!
 * Homer: Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool!


 * Homer: Why does my hair only grow in twos? I hope T-Rex likes the present I made him.
 * Marge: Made? Why didn't you just buy him a toy?
 * Homer: Ugh, homemade presents are how cool families demonstrate how awesome they are. If I show up with a toy from the store, like we would give our kids, then I failed, and these skinny jeans will have flattened my junk for nothing!


 * Homer: O-o-oh boy, oh boy, o-o-o-oh boy, o-o-o-o-oh boy, oh boy.
 * Bart: Have you been oh boy-ing all night?
 * Homer: O-o-o-o-o-oh boy. We had the family version of a bromance going with our awesome neighbors, and you had to screw it up!