The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson/Quotes

(After Homer destroys the car boot)
 * Homer: Hehe, Homer one. New York nothin'. (Steps on destroyed car boot) D'oh!


 * Bart: That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice?
 * Lisa: I just say we should have payed the extra $1.50 and got a bus with restrooms!


 * Marge: We'll meet you in Central Park at 5:00.
 * Homer: Okay, but not a minute later. Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy. (looks at person on street) I'm on to you!


 * Marge: I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself.
 * Homer: (Building a car out of a mattress) Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts.


 * Homer: New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes.
 * Barney: I can't drink. I'm the designated driver.
 * Duffman: Ah, that's swell. Duff Beer wholeheartedly supports the designated driver system. Now, who wants to party?!


 * Homer: Awright New York, I'm comin' back! But you're not gettin' this! (throws his wallet into the fireplace)
 * Lisa: Dad, our baby pictures were in there!
 * Homer: Don't you start!


 * Bart: Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full!
 * Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.


 * Lisa: Mom, are those rabbits dead?
 * Marge: No, no, Lisa they're just sleeping, upside down…and inside out.


 * Lisa: Here's a better idea. You give me your address and I'll write to you.
 * Bums: OK. Send it to Jesus, uh, care of the Pentagon.