Treehouse of Horror XV/Quotes


 * Ned: Homer, do not press the core destruct button!

Transmitted into the booth: Homer, (Static) press (Static) Destruct button!
 * Homer: Okay.
 * Ned: Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
 * Transmitted: (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!


 * Lisa: More snickers bar pie, dad?
 * Mr. Burns: Oh my, no.
 * Homer: (inside Burns) If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!


 * Ned: Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.

(Ned shoots Homer)
 * Ned: Homer! Fall backward! (Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button)
 * Ned: Phew!

(Homer turns on to his back and dies)
 * Ned: Phew!

(Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button)
 * Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a…… (town explodes)


 * Lisa: If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.


 * Wiggum: (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
 * Lou: What should we do with the body?
 * Wiggum: I want you to dust her for prints.
 * Eddie: What does that mean?
 * Wiggum: The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.


 * Ned: I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.
 * Bart: In this neighborhood, who hasn't?


 * Ned: Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
 * Homer: Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
 * Ned: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
 * Homer: But ice cream cake!

(Homer drives off)


 * Bart: Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?
 * Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it