Homer Scissorhands/Quotes


 * Selma: I can't belive I'm saying this but Homer Simpson. Do me!
 * (Homer thinks she want to have sex with him and was about to cut his head off)
 * Selma: I meant my hair!
 * Homer: Oh. Oh.
 * Selma: Idiot


 * Patty: Who undid my do?
 * Ned: I didn't do didley, and certainly not squat.


 * Homer: One hundred dollars? Marge, how much is that in smackeroos?
 * Marge: A hundred.
 * Homer: Woo hoo!


 * Marge: Well, Newsweek says it's good to change careers, right after they laid off all their editors.


 * Lisa: I don't get it. Why would a popular fifth grader like Taffy be into a Milhouse like Milhouse?
 * Bart: I dunno. It's just one of those mysteries, I guess. Like how do my clothes pick themselves up from the floor and fold themselves into my drawers.


 * Homer: Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius cannot be stopped.


 * Hans Moleman: [Lisa catches him and Lunchlady Doris at Holding Hands Point] We're just trying to rekindle our relationship.
 * Lunchlady Doris: In the sack, he's Salsbury steak. Everywhere else, creamed corn.