Team Homer/Quotes


 * Skinner: As I was saying, my yearly evaluation couldn't have come at a better time.
 * Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I must say for once, I am impressed. In fact, I am going to give this school a perfect ten. [lifts clipboard] I'll just write the zero first...now, a vertical line to indicate the one --
 * Children: [running down the corridor] Down with homework! [Chalmers gets trampled to the ground]
 * Chalmers: Skinner! Why, are there, children, walking on, my head?!