Life on the Fast Lane/Quotes

(Bart and Lisa argue about which birthday present Marge likes better.)
 * Bart: Told ya she likes mine better.
 * Lisa: Oh, brother!
 * Homer: Hold on. Hold on, now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet.

(Homer signals the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Marge.)
 * Waiters: (Singing in unison.)

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson. Happy birthday to you. (Homer hands Marge her present across the table and a bowling ball falls out of the bottom and onto the birthday cake.)
 * Homer: Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off. Beauty, isn't she?

(Marge bowls a strike with Jacques' instruction)
 * Marge: You're a very good teacher.
 * Jacques: Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,--
 * Marge: Hmmm.
 * Jacques: --which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split. Do you, Marge?
 * Marge: Hmmm, no.
 * Jacques: Well, first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop!"