The Otto Show/Quotes


 * Marge: Otto, you can't watch TV all day.
 * Otto: You're right. I should do some reading. You got any "Where's Waldo" books?
 * Marge: No.
 * Otto: A book from a vampire’s point of view?
 * Marge: No.
 * Otto: Anything where guys send in naked pictures of chicks?
 * Marge: Otto, I think you should get a job.

(Otto starts playing guitar loudly.)
 * Homer: Will you knock it off!? I can't hear myself think.

(Otto stops.)
 * Homer's Head: I want some peanuts.
 * Homer: That's better.


 * Homer: Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!


 * Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage.
 * Otto: Wow! What's the catch?


 * Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
 * Marge: What conversation?
 * Bart: (on tape) Mom, can Otto live in our garage for as long as he wants? (impression of Marge) He sure can!
 * Homer: Marge! What were you thinking?
 * Marge: That's not my voice!
 * Homer: Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.


 * Skinner: It's a miracle nobody was hurt.
 * Otto: I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality