User blog comment:Josegiraffio/Favourite Simpsons moment of all time/@comment-4011543-20111113073804

Well, so many to choose from - I'm going to list five:

One) In Yokel Chords, the whole Dark Stanley segment.

Two) OK, I'm not going to kill you, but I will tell you some things which will haunt you for the rest of your life. You've ruined your father, you've crippled this family, and BALDNESS IS HERIDATARY!

Three) (Forgotten the episode's name) Homer goes into a racing cart track and Bart's like 'You sure you don't need a helmet?' and Homer's like 'Nah they mess up my hair.'

Four) Marge is writing her novel and she displays the Simpson tendency to get distracted. She's like 'Chapter One: Swim, swim, swim thought the whale as he flapped his - flippers. Coffee break!' And also during the same episode when Homer's like 'Hmmm... That's an odd word, I wonder if anyone gets tracted?' Heh, I love it when Homer displays above retarded intelligence.

Five) When Scorpio is torturing Bond and Homer is at a vender, oblivious to what's happening. Also when Scorpio's base is being invaded by CIA agents and Homer walks in casually through the battle, asking for a resignation.