Farewell, Sideshow Bob

Farewell, Sideshow Bob is a song that Krusty sings and plays on the piano at Sideshow Bob's "funeral" in the episode Funeral for a Fiend. It is a parody of Elton John's "Candle in the Wind".

Lyrics

 * Farewell, Sideshow Bob,
 * Your shoes are empty and the stage is dark.
 * Bart stole your nitroglycerin
 * And then your heart, it barked.


 * And it seems to me, your loyal fans
 * Oughta buy this DVD
 * Of all your best loved sketches
 * On The Krusty Show.


 * (Sideshow Mel blows his slide whistle)


 * It's full of extra features
 * And deleted scenes
 * Like when you fell and split your pants
 * And we saw your frank and beans.


 * (sobs)