Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe/Quotes


 * Moe [to Dr. Hibbert]: You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
 * Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) What do you mean?
 * Moe: I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
 * Dr. Hibbert: What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
 * [Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
 * Dr. Nick: Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
 * Moe: No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
 * Dr. Nick: Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
 * [A shortened Mr. Largo walks in]
 * Mr. Largo: (screams) I look nothing like Julie Newmar!


 * Moe: (answers up the phone) Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
 * Marge: Those are two different people!
 * Moe: Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)