Ralph Wiggum (song)

Ralph Wiggum is a song by the band. It is made up almost entirely of quotes from Ralph Wiggum. Only the chorus, "Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart", is not a quote by Ralph but by Chief Wiggum and the line "Yvan eht nioj", which is from New Kids on the Blecch.

Ralph Wiggum was on the album . It was singled out as a positive of the album, which received mainly negative views.

Lyrics
I'm going to Africa Yes, Ma'am, I'm a brick Was President Lincoln ok? Mitten. There's a dog in the vent Chicken necks? I pick Ken Griffey Junior I fell out two times

I'm pedalling backwards This snowflake tastes like fishsticks We're a totem pole Dying tickles I heard a Frankenstein lives there She's touching my special area Go banana!

Ralphie, (Ralphie,) Get off, (Get off,) The stage, (The stage,) Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)

Oh say can you rock!?

I'm a pop sensation! I'm a pop sensation!

Salmon gutter!?

I'm Idaho You smell like dead bunnies That's where I saw the leprachaun Fun toys are fun.

Chocolate microscopes You're not it That is so nineteen-ninety-one I bit my tongue!

Ralphie, (Ralphie,) Get off, (Get off,) The stage, (The stage,) Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)

Oh say can you rock!?

I'm a pop sensation! I'm a pop sensation!

Yvan eht Nioj Yvan eht Nioj Yvan eht Nioj Yvan eht Nioj Yvan eht Nioj Yvan eht Nioj Yvan eht Nioj Yvan eht Nioj

My sash says Ultraman!