Insane Clown Poppy/Quotes

(Frankie The Squealer gets beaten up for being a squealer)
 * Louie: Had enough, squealer?
 * Frankie The Squealer: Did you know Fat Tony's real first name is Marion?
 * Legs: You just don't learn, do you?


 * Fat Tony: Now some unpleasant news. I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer.
 * Legs: We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie The Squealer.
 * Frankie The Squealer: Okay, it's me! I can't help it! I just like squealing! It makes me feel big!

(Krusty describes his meeting with Sophie's mother)
 * Krusty: Maybe it was the anthrax in the air. Maybe it was the fact that Arab women weren't biting. Whatever it was, it was magic!


 * Sophie's Mother: I'm supposed to assassinate Saddam Hussein!
 * Krusty: You can't kill Saddam! He's half my act!


 * Krusty: I think I just seltzered myself!

(Bart gets an autograph from Krusty)
 * Bart: "K the C"?
 * Krusty: Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day!

(During an awkward silence.)
 * Homer: (singing) Owimo-weh Owimo-weh Owimo-weh.
 * Fat Tony: Don't do that.