Black-Eyed, Please

Tina Fey Guest Stars in this epsiode as Lisa’s new teacher Ms. Cantwell, who for unfathomable reasons doesn’t take a liking to the young know-it-all and bullies her with bad grades. “She gives Lisa a ‘B’ and Ralph an ‘A’ even though Ralph signed his paper ‘Ralpa,’” says ‘Simpsons’ executive producer Al Jean. “And Lisa has a reading kangaroo with a bunch of little joeys in it for the books that she reads, and Ms. Cantwell takes the joeys out and puts them in other kangaroos. Hardcore stuff.”