New Kid on the Block/Quotes

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!

Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.

Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!

Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman.

Lionel Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

Bart: I'll show them who's "just a kid!"

Marge: Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!

Ruth: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that "TIME" cover story, "America's Worst City."

Marge: You could see our house in that photo!

Lawyer: Your honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in boys!

Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.

Lawyer: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door.