Baby on Board

"Baby On Board" is a song written by Homer Simpson as part of his barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps, along with Principal Skinner, Apu and Barney Gumble. The Be Sharps and this song, among others, only appeared in the Season 5fifth season episode Homer's Barbershop Quartet.

Homer had the idea while he was trying to create a song for The Be Sharps and Marge showed him a Baby On Board sign she was going to put in her car. This song ended up being the number one hit of The Be Sharps and some years after the quartet split, they re-joined on top of Moe's Tavern to sing this song.

This song was also part of the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

The song was partially sang by Disneyland's The Dapper Dans although the series' normal voice actors can be heard every now and then.

Lyrics
(Barney)And a one, and a two, and a three

Baby on board, how I adore, That sign on my car's windowpane. Bounce in my step, Loaded with pep, Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane.

Call me a square, Friend, I don't care. That little yellow sign can't be ignored. I'm telling you it's mighty nice, Each trip's a trip to paradise, With my baby on board!