Hail to the Cat

Hail to the Cat is a Simpsons Comic Strip. It is in Simpsons Comics 87 in the US, Simpsons Comics 90 in Germany, Simpsons Comics 86 in Italy and Simpsons Comics 97 and the Simpsons Treasure Trove 2 in the UK.

Plot
The Whole of Springfield is broke, the police are laying of employees, Springfield Elementary uses Infotainment Weekley for history lessons, Arnie Pie doubles up as the mail-man, and the Court jury is replaced by a wheel of fortune. Mayour Quimby is keeping all the money. For a school project, Lisa makes a mock election between Snowball II and Santa's Little Helper. Ralph accidently sticks Snowball II election posters all around town, the citizens of Springfield believe it is a real election, voting Snowball into office. Lisa 'translates' for the mayor, by saying what she believes. Meanwhile former Mayour Joe Quimby. Lisa follows a law which states that new mayors can cancel out one part of the constuitent, and bans guns. This leads to a British Invasion, making Springfield a British city, and changes the laws to the English ones. The Springfieldeians start the New Revolutionary War, to chase the British out of town, to which the British respond by throwing hot chips at them. The Springfield citizens are about to give up, when Lisa saves the day by asking the British to leave politley, so they head back to England. Quimby is reinstated as Mayor.

Characters

 * Snake Jailbird
 * Clancy Wiggum
 * Squeaky Voiced Teen
 * Lewis
 * Jessica Lovejoy
 * Lisa Simpson
 * Elizabeth Hoover
 * Ralph Wiggum
 * Janey Powell
 * Arnie Pie
 * Milhouse Van Houten
 * Sideshow Mel
 * Sherri and Terri
 * Judge Roy Snyder
 * Blue-Haired Lawyer
 * Jack Marley
 * Dr. Nick Riviera
 * Gil Gunderson
 * Kent Brockman
 * Mayor Quimby
 * Homer Simpson
 * Marge Simpson
 * Bart Simpson
 * Disco Stu
 * Herman
 * Santa's Little Helper
 * Snowball II
 * Allison Taylor
 * Lenny Leonard
 * Moe Szyslak
 * Charles Montgomery Burns
 * Waylon Smithers
 * Helen Lovejoy
 * Jasper Beardley
 * Julius Hibbert
 * Dave Shutton
 * Comic Book Guy
 * Lindsey Naegle
 * Barney Gumble
 * John Frink
 * Cletus Spuckler
 * Captain Horatio McCallister
 * Brandine Spuckler
 * Seymour Skinner
 * Agnes Skinner
 * Maggie Simpson
 * Uter
 * Martin Prince
 * Sam
 * Otto Mann
 * Kirk Van Houten
 * Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Krusty the Clown
 * Martin Prince Sr.
 * Martha Prince
 * Willie
 * Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
 * Sarah Wiggum
 * Bernice Hibbert
 * Jimbo Jones
 * Kearney Zzyzwicz
 * Hans Moleman
 * Ned Flanders
 * Lou
 * Eddie
 * Wiseguy
 * Carl Carlson
 * Harry Potter
 * David Beckham
 * Minister of Silly Walks
 * Elton John
 * Arnold Rimmer
 * Prince Charles
 * Doctor Who
 * Ringo Starr
 * John Steed
 * Emma Peel
 * Keith Richards
 * Victoria Beckham
 * Melanie Brown
 * Emma Bunton
 * Melanie Chisholm
 * Geri Halliwell
 * Johhny Rotten
 * Russ Abbott
 * Doug
 * Gary
 * Bumblebee Man
 * British Leader

Vehicles

 * Book Returns Van
 * Channel 6 Helicopter
 * Feather Pillows Home Delivery Service
 * Otto's Sightseeing Tour Bus
 * Pink Sedan

Locations

 * Springfield Police Station
 * Springfield Elementary School
 * Springfield Court
 * Springfield Town Hall
 * 742 Evergreen Terrace
 * Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
 * Springfield Bachleor Apartments
 * Springfield Town Square
 * Zesty's Pizza-Subs
 * Deleceane & Sons