New Kids on the Blecch/Quotes


 * (Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):
 * Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.




 * Bart: Who are you?
 * L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
 * Bart: Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
 * L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.




 * Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
 * Audience: Boo!
 * Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
 * Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!




 * L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!
 * Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
 * L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
 * Principal Skinner: She lives with me.




 * Ralph Wiggum: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!




 * Lisa Simpson: What does it mean?
 * Homer Simpson: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.




 * L. T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal.
 * Lisa: Superliminal?
 * L. T. Smash: I'll show you. (Leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!
 * Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
 * Lenny: I'm in.
 * L.T. Smash: Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. (sees Lisa outside, walking away) Oh.




 * Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
 * Homer Simpson: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.




 * Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!




 * Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
 * Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.
 * Homer: (sulking) I wanna go home now!




 * Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?
 * L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.