The Computer Wore Menace Shoes/Quotes


 * Homer: No one can silence me but me!
 * Fake Homer: That arranged can be.


 * Homer: Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!


 * Lisa: Well, you can't post news if you don't have any.
 * Homer: That's a great idea! I'll just make up some news!
 * Lisa: Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that!

(Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts)
 * Chief Wiggum: In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee.


 * Leader: As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now.
 * Homer: (Taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out) I'm sorry, what?

(Next scene at the Simpson house)
 * Marge: Homie!
 * Fake Homer: (Speaking with a German accent) Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
 * Marge: You're not my husband!
 * Fake Homer: Jah, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
 * Marge: Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.