When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children

"When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children" is the name of a book that Marge has in I, (Annoyed-Grunt)-Bot. The book

says that a new pet will help get rid of Lisa's remorse for her old pet, Snowball II, who had just died after being hit by

Dr. Hibbert's Mercedes. The book is written by "A rabbi...who surfs!" according to Marge, and the back of the book, which

is a picture of a surfing rabbi.