Lisa's Pony/Quotes


 * Groundskeeper Willie: (While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing) Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower.


 * Marge: Homie, how long do you plan to do this?
 * Homer: I don't know. How long do horses live?
 * Marge: Thirty years.
 * Homer: D'oh.

(Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart)
 * Apu: He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.


 * Homer: I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy.


 * Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.

Homer: But I eat...oh.


 * Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
 * Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!


 * Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for.
 * Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony.
 * Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.