The Good, the Sad and the Drugly/Quotes


 * Jenny: Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?
 * Bart: Not our entire relationship. Just the stuff I said


 * Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of: a girl!


 * Bart: (crying) I can't believe Jenny dumped me.
 * Homer: Now, now, boy. Girls come and go, but you'll always have your family.
 * Bart: Ahhhh! (starts sobbing loudly)
 * Homer: (also starts sobbing) You're right! You're right!


 * Ned Flanders: Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
 * Reverend Lovejoy: Is that really devil's food?
 * Ned Flanders: No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top.
 * Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm, I thought so.


 * Homer: Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!