Marge Be Not Proud/Quotes


 * Bart passes by The Android's Dungeon.
 * Sign: BONESTORM: 99¢
 * Bart{talking to himself}: Bonestorm for ninety-nine cents?!
 * Bart goes inside Android's Dungeon and places coins on counter.
 * Bart: Here is 99 cents. May I have Bonestorm?
 * Jeff Albertson: Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99¢. Net profit for me: -$59. What that mean is this.
 * Jeff Albertson opens the cash register.
 * Jeff Albertson: Oh please, take my money. I did not want it.
 * Bart reaches for money.
 * Jeff Albertson: Ah aht aht! Seeing as to we are unfamiliar with sarcasm I shall close the cash register and bid you good day.
 * Bart: But the sign on your window said Bonestorm for 99¢!
 * Jeff Albertson: Ah! 99¢ is the rental price.
 * Bart: Then may I please rent Bonestorm?
 * Jeff Albertson: I am sorry, but I am fresh out. However, I do have a rather abundant supply of Lee Caravallo's Putting Challenge.