Days of Wine and D'oh'ses/Quotes


 * Barney: When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . ..
 * Homer: Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?


 * Cletus: Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
 * Brandine: Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup.
 * Cletus: They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.

(Homer and Bart look through the trash)
 * Homer: This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.
 * Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.
 * Homer: All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.


 * Lisa: Oh, we'll never get a good picture.
 * Bart: Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head.
 * Lisa: That picture's a cliche.
 * Bart: Picture?