Marjorie (Song)

Marjorie is a song sung by Jackson Browne and Homer in the episode Brake My Wife, Please. It is a parody of Browne's song "Rosie" from the album "Running on Empty." The parody lyrics were written by Tim Long. It is the nineteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

 * Luigi:
 * And now, Marge, I bring-a you the main-a course-a. Electric recording artist slash-a political activist-a, Jackson-a Browne-a.


 * Marge:
 * Ooh, the Pretender.


 * Jackson Browne:
 * When Homer told me about this special night, I just had to be a part of it. I'm here to serenade you with a song.


 * Crowd:
 * YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


 * Jackson Browne:
 * From my latest album.


 * Crowd:
 * Awwwwwwwwww.


 * Jackson Browne:
 * Just kidding. Here's one of my many classics.


 * Homer:
 * That I fixed with new words.


 * Jackson Browne:
 * (starts playing piano)
 * You hooked up in high school,
 * Now you've come so far.
 * And you started to hate him
 * And hit him with your car.


 * Homer:
 * So I threw you a fancy banquet
 * And now you can't stay mad.
 * How 'bout a makeup snuggle?
 * It would be so rad.


 * Jackson Browne:
 * Margie, you're all right,
 * You wear my ring,
 * When you hold me tight,
 * Margie, that's my thing,
 * When you turn out the light,
 * I've got to hand it to me.
 * It looks like it's me and you again tonight,
 * Marjorie.


 * Marge:
 * Oh, I'm really touched by how much you care. I love you, too.


 * Homer:
 * So, uh, you don't wanna kill me anymore?


 * Marge:
 * Only with kisses. (Homer whimpers) Oh, don't be a wuss!


 * (she kisses him)


 * Jackson Browne:
 * Looks like it's me and you again tonight,
 * Marjorie.