The Way We Weren't/Quotes


 * Marge: (walking funny) I used to walk like this until my tendons snapped. They heard it in Shelbyville.


 * Homer: I'm Elvis! Elvis Jagger. Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.


 * Lisa: Dad, how could you?
 * Milhouse: Because he's the kind who kisses and leaves you!


 * Bart: Men are dogs, the worse we treat you, the more you want us.
 * Lisa: That's not what dogs do.
 * Bart: Lisa said, "Dog doo!"


 * Bart: Let me get this straight. When you were my age, you had the hots for Mom and didn't even know it? That's cool! Or is it lame? I guess I'll go with lame. You're lame!
 * Homer: Why, because I've only kissed one girl in my whole life? That's still one more than you.
 * Bart: I've kissed 3 girls.
 * Homer: (crying) I'm so lame!


 * Milhouse (while playing "Spin the Bottle"): Round and round the bottle twirls, I hope it stops on one of the girls. (the bottle lands on Sherri and Terri's cousin) I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine.


 * Marge: You won't be kissing anyone for a while.
 * Homer: Well, that stinks, but I'll still get to kiss you, right?