Suicide Notes Clerk

The Suicide Notes Clerk is an employee at the Suicide Notes music shop. He is enamored in 1990s bleak grunge culture, and takes on an edgy, unfeeling attitude towards most aspects of life. He is unfamiliar with concepts that were popular in prior decades, expressing bewilderment at Homer Simpson's references to classic rock.

He attends the Lollapalooza music festival, and seems to enjoy the trendy music played there as well as Homer Simpson's act where he is hit by cannonballs.