Lost Our Lisa/Quotes


 * Lisa: Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head.
 * Homer: Naw, I'll just walk it off.


 * Marge: (seeing a boy at the hospital with a faucet sticking out of his forehead) See Bart? There's another little boy who played with glue.
 * Boy's mother: Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.
 * Marge: (to Bart) That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom.

(Bart is apologizing to Lisa, but he doesn't know she's not in her room)
 * Bart: Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!
 * Marge: Stop it Lisa!
 * Bart: That shut her up.


 * Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!


 * Homer: Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!
 * Guy: Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice! Deal!


 * Homer: 'Scuse me, ma'am, have you seen this little girl?
 * Chief Wiggum: Ah, I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here!

(Snake grabs Chief Wiggum's purse)
 * Snake: Yoink! Ahaha!
 * Chief Wiggum: Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful, awful man!