Duffless/Quotes


 * Master bedroom. Marge is worried about Homer in light of his arrest and is reading literature on alcoholism. Homer is in bathroom.
 * Pamphlet: IS YOUR SPOUSE A SOUSE?
 * Marge: Homer, are you secretive about your drinking and/or do you have secret storage spaces for beer?
 * Homer: What was that?
 * Homer opens toilet tank and takes out a beer can he stored in there.
 * Marge: Do you need a beer to help you sleep at night?
 * Homer: That sounds like a good idea.
 * Marge: After drinking, do you have distorted images of yourself or the world around you?
 * Homer looks in mirror and sees himself as muscular. He uses his pectoral muscles to play along with music.
 * Homer: Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum de dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum de dum de dum!
 * Homer enters master bedroom and goes to bed with Marge.
 * Marge: I want you to do a big favor for me. Effective tommorow I want you to not have any beer for one month.
 * Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.
 * Marge: Did you say beer or deer?
 * Homer{sheepish}: Deer.
 * Marge{reassuring}: Homie, please. I know you can do this.
 * Homer: OK Marge. I will do it for you.
 * Marge: Thank you Homer.
 * Marge turns out lights, then a *PSST* sound is heard in the dark, which sounds an awful lot like the tab of a beer can.
 * Marge: What was that?
 * Homer: Psst! I love you.