Steve Ballmer

Steve Ballmer is a former CEO of Microsoft, and notorious for bringing Microsoft down during his tenure during the early 21st Century.

Biography
Largely because of Lenny Leonard writing in his own blood the initials "SB" of who had been responsible for a string of Christmas gift thefts that were occurring at the time, Chief Wiggum had arrested Steve Ballmer due to being a suspect.

After Homer Simpson called and claimed that Selma Bouvier was the culprit, Wiggum had Steve Ballmer, alongside Sandra Bullock and Scott Bakula (who both had been arrested for the same reason) released. Unlike his fellow prisoners, he was not upset with Chief Wiggum at all for the inconvenience, and if anything was downright glad he got arrested because the instance of mistaken identity had him selling 10 season tickets to his cellmates and deeming it a success overall.