Them, Robot/Quotes


 * (Bart and Milhouse walk up to home plate)
 * Bart: Hey, Dad, can we play?
 * Robot T21: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.
 * Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
 * Robot T21: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
 * Robot A18: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.


 * (Robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck)
 * Homer: That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
 * Robot J25: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
 * Homer: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.


 * (Mr. Burns reveals the A9000 Robots)
 * Mr. Burns: Meet the future masters of the human race!


 * Homer: So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.


 * (The robots change their prime directive and their eyes turn red)
 * Ned Flanders: Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.