Bart Simpson

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Only son of the Simpson family, and the first-born, although in a Treehouse of Horror eposode, Bart has a twin, Hugo Simpson. While Bart primarily serves the role of the troublemaker in the family, he is basically a decent kid. For example, when he is caught shoplifting from Try 'N Save (a local store; and cartoon version of WalMart) in the episode Marge Be Not Proud, Bart makes amends to his disappointed mother by giving Marge a portrait of himself. "Bart" is an intentional anagram of "brat," as well as an homage to creator Matt Groening's brother Mark, whom he has stated was the real inspiration for Bart.

Best Friends

 * Milhouse Van Houten
 * Lewis
 * Richard
 * Wendell Borton

Pets

 * Santa's Little Helper
 * Stampy, elephant
 * Duncan, race horse

Worst Enemies

 * Nelson Muntz
 * Jimbo Jones
 * Dolph
 * Kearney
 * Sideshow Bob
 * Principal Seymour Skinner

Past Loves

 * Laura Powers, voiced by Sarah Gilbert in New Kid on the Block
 * Jessica Lovejoy, voiced by Meryl Streep in Bart's Girlfriend
 * Greta Wolfcastle
 * Darci

Near Death Experiences

 * Hit by Charles Montgomery Burns' car


 * Dislocating his arm and knocking himself unconscious by repeatedly ramming his head into a wall (My Sister, My Sitter)


 * Nearly drowning trying to get Homer and Marge back together: Milhouse jumps over later.


 * Almost skating off Springfield Gorge (only to have Homer famously crash down the gorge with a chorus of "d'oh!s")


 * Almost murdered by Sideshow Bob (twice), and Bob is still vying for revenge.


 * Almost run over by Snake in his car


 * Ate a jagged metal Krusty "O" and rushed to the hospital with the case of appendicitis.


 * Thrown over a cliff by Sideshow Cecil.


 * Swam with sharks.


 * Intentionally ate a bowl of Krusty "O"'s containting a flesh eating virus.


 * Caught in Nuclear Blast detonated by Sideshow Bob (Bomb 'out of date')

Secret Identities



 * El Barto (his tag he leaves over every wall in Springfield. Chief Wiggum has still failed to catch him).


 * Bartman (a super hero, known as the Avenger of Evil, and Rudiger). With Milhouse as his sidekick "Houseboy".


 * Cupcake Kid (Fights crime along with the Pie Man)


 * Stretch dude (A non-canon superhero given the power to stretch by a blast of radiation which also gave super strength to Lisa Simpson in the "Treehouse of Horror X")

Favorite Phrases

 * Eat my shorts!


 * Get bent!


 * &iexcl;Ay caramba!"


 * Don't have a Cow Man!

Allergies

 * Butterscotch


 * Imitation butterscotch


 * glow-in-the-dark monster make up


 * cauliflower.


 * Other Un-Prossesed Foods grown on farms and a slight trace of bug feces.


 * shrimp

Favorite comic books

 * Radioactive Man & Fallout Boy(no imitations!).

Achievements

 * Helped Principal Skinner & Mrs. Krabappel get together and later get engaged.
 * Was branded a child genius after cheating on a test.
 * Saved Krusty's show numerous times, once from the evil Sideshow Bob (see below)
 * Helped clear Krusty's name in a Kwik-E-Mart robbery framing.
 * Organized Krusty's Komeback Special.
 * Has foiled Sideshow Bob repeatedly.
 * With Lisa, managed to chase Homer and Marge around America.
 * Led a war, with the kids of Springfield against neighborhood bully Nelson Muntz.
 * Led another war with a group of friends against the kids in neighboring city Shelbyville.
 * Got held back a grade and ended up in the same class as Lisa- who got promoted a grade.
 * Starred in commercials when he was a baby (Known as Baby Stinkbreath)
 * Once accidentally shot a bird, and vowed to look after its eggs, only to discover they were lizard eggs.
 * Enjoyed brief, but injurious career as a daredevil.
 * Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a miniature golf tournament, but ended up scoring a tie.
 * Saved Mr. Burns' life by donating his rare double 0-Negative blood.
 * Led a rebellion at Kamp Krusty against a group of thugs who took it over.
 * Won an elephant in a radio contest.
 * Saved Ranier Wolfcastle (McBain)'s daughter, Greta Wolfcastle, from bullies.
 * Ran the Comic Book Store with Milhouse when the Comic Book Guy was sent to hospital.
 * Helped raid Fat Tony's illegal fireworks supply with Milhouse.
 * Once became a faith healer.
 * Tried to help cowboy Buck McCoy become sober.
 * Once Pretended he thought sister Lisa was good looking in a Treehouse of Horror episode; he had just turned her into a giant talking snail..
 * Attempted a grease haul with Homer.
 * Took over the school when the kids were locked inside the school in a huge blizzard.
 * Moments of fame
 * Moment of fame #1: Once was a TV star as the "I Didn't Do It Boy" after destroying Krusty's stage set.
 * Moment of fame #2: Became a short lived celebrity after saying "I do what I feel like", good advice for Springfield citizens.
 * Moment of fame #3: Once hosted a popular kid's TV part for Kids News entitled "Bart's People".
 * Moment of fame #4: Starred in a boy band.
 * Moment of fame #5: Became Co-Anchor of Kids News
 * Moment of fame #6: Became Sports 'Guy' for Kids News
 * Tried to build a robot to use in "Robot Rumble" (a "Battlebots" and "Robot wars" style contest) with dad Homer.
 * Caused an outbreak of bullfrogs in Australia.
 * Accidentally destroyed the Simpsons' Christmas presents and got everyone in Springfield to believe someone took them.
 * Was the "Shadow Knight" on an on-line game.(later killed after reviving Marges player after killing her in a fit of rage.)



Did you Know?

 * He Once broke his leg trying to tell what Nelson meant,


 * His Native American name is "Dances in Underwear",


 * He once went seven months without bathing,


 * His locker combination is 36-24-36,

of Krusty the Clown,
 * He claims to have based his whole life on the teachings


 * He has a natural aptitude for ballet,


 * He can write legibly on his own butt,


 * His first words were "Aye Carumba!",


 * He once synthesized a laxative from peas and carrots,


 * He taught a hamster to fly a miniature airplane,


 * He can play "Jingle Bells" with his armpit,


 * He once tried to breed a hamster and a lizard,


 * He once trashed Flanders' house and Beatles memorabelia,


 * He once got ordered to be tethered to Homer because of driving a police car


 * He built a fort put of boxes and stopped an army of delivery guys from tearing it down.(imitation of the Lord of the Rings)


 * He once got an "A" on a test by studying, so as to ignore Seymour Skinner and his teacher as they were making love in the classroom.


 * In one of the Simpsons Comics published by BONGO in the junk mail section it states that Bart's full name is 'Bartholomew JoJo Zippede Do-Dah Simpson' but that is followed by: 'some of that may not be correct

Links
The Simpsons.com