Homer Alone/Quotes


 * Radio: This is Coma - WKOMA, restful, easy listening. Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds.


 * Troy: I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule." But today you'll see me in my greatest role - your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!


 * Marge: Thanks again for taking the children while I'm away.
 * Selma: Don't worry yourself.
 * Patty: We've got six months of maternity leave we're never going to use anyway.


 * Marge: I need to unwind.
 * Homer: I know you do, Marge, but come on, you know what our vacations are like. Those three monsters in the back seat: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" And let's face it; I'm no day at the beach either: "Marge, can I have another sandwich? Marge, can I have another sandwich?"


 * Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
 * Chief Wiggum: Did you flash your lights?
 * Eddie: Yes.
 * Chief Wiggum: Well, I'm fresh out of ideas.


 * Arnie: This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel.


 * Lisa: Mom, Bart's making faces at me.
 * Bart: It's a nervous twitch, and I'm a little sensitive about it, if you don't mind.


 * Selma: Come on kids! Time to rub Aunt Patty's feet!

(Bart and Lisa shudder)