My Big Fat Geek Wedding/Quotes


 * Milhouse: Mr. Groening, can you please autograph my Bender doll?


 * Matt Groening: Sure. I'm happy to give anyone my autograph, anytime, anywhere. On the street, in a store, or on my private property. But why be happy with just an autograph? What about an original sketch or a snippet of my hair? And don't forget to pull my beard. They say it's good luck.


 * (When Marge and Homer get remarried in the room)
 * Homer: And now Padre, if you would do the honers.
 * Kilngon Priest: (Unintelligible Kilngon speech)
 * Marge: I do.
 * Homer: Marge, you just agreed to raise the kids Kilngon.
 * Marge: D'oh!