Sunday, Cruddy Sunday/Quotes


 * Wally: Well, we sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent?
 * Homer: Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't.
 * Wally: 'Cause you can really "go" places in the travel business. Huh? (Laughs) Feel free to use that one.
 * Homer: What one?


 * Bart: (sees Homer with the Super Bowl trophy) Dad, that doesn't belong to you.
 * Homer: But this might be my last chance to win one.


 * Reporter #1: How does it feel?
 * Reporter #2: Was it a team effort?
 * Reporter #3: Did you ever stop believing?
 * Reporter #4: Does this suit make me look fat?


 * Wally: Oh, how could I fall for fake tickets? Gee, the fellas are gonna be crestfallen.
 * Homer: Yes, if by "crestfallen" you mean "kill us!" Listen, let me talk to them, maybe I can smooth this over…..My friends …
 * Krusty: They don't have the tickets!
 * Moe: Kill 'em!