So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show/Quotes

TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.

Homer: Mmm... beer.

Moe: I brought you a little present. (Gives Homer a can of beer)

Homer: No. Beer bring pain.

Barney: I can't stand to see him like this. (Shoves a pillow in Homer's face. He than lifts up a water fountain, throws it at a window, jumps out and runs away)

Moe: He really needs a girlfriend.

Homer: Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.

Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!

Homer: You talk better than you fool.

Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.

Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. (laughs) April Fools. He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again.

Grampa: Coma!? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the...[falls asleep] [wakes up] French toast, please.

Lisa: Is a coma painful?

Grampa: Oh, heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.

Marge: You lost 5% of your brain.

Homer: Me lose brain? Uh-oh! (Everyone including Homer laughs) Why I laugh?