The Wandering Juvie/Quotes


 * Homer: It's not all your fault. All these years I've watched you turn our son into a time bomb and yet I did nothing. So in a way, I too am a victim. Of you!


 * Homer: I believe that children are our future... unless we stop them now!


 * Gina: There's something I have to tell you guys.
 * Officer Lou: Alright, look, my fly is down 'cause it's broken, okay?
 * Gina: No, it's something else.


 * The Warden: You got the guard job!
 * (He holds out a nightstick)
 * Warden: This end's for whacking, this one's for holding.
 * Homer: When does training start?
 * Warden: It just ended.