The Saga of Carl/Quotes


 * Bart and Lisa: Ki-Ya Karate Monsters!


 * Homer: You like this now? What about Planet Jackson and the Earth Brigade?
 * Bart: Dad, we don't watch that show anymore!
 * Lisa: It's for babies! (Maggie drops one of the toys)


 * Homer: That money's gonna dig us a swimming pool that'll take our broken family and make it whole.
 * Marge: We're not broken!
 * Bart: We're broken.
 * Lisa: We're pretty broken.


 * Homer: We don't get together to share our emotions. We get together to escape them!
 * Moe: Yeah. I'd tell you guys "I love you," but, uh, I don't wanna say it and you don't wanna hear it.
 * Lenny: To nothing! (They toast, drink their beers, and are silent.)