Weekend at Burnsie's/Quotes


 * Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, Homer.
 * Homer: Oh my God! This dude does the best Flanders!


 * Homer: Oops, I thought this was the can, man. Hahahahahahah.
 * Mr Burns: Well, you're a happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
 * Homer: You just said it! (Homer starts laughing)
 * Mr Burns: Hehehe, well if you like that, listen to this. Working hard, or hardly working?

(Homer laughs even harder)


 * Homer: Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
 * Ned: Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
 * Homer: Now you know what I've been going through.


 * Marge: Hello…
 * Homer: Marge, I just realized I'm the "ow" in the word low. And if you tell anyone.
 * Marge: Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago, hang on I've got call waiting… Hello?
 * Homer: Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.


 * Homer: Oh no, we killed Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is gonna be so angry!