Lisa the Vegetarian/Quotes


 * [At Homer's barbecue, Lisa has just stolen the pig, using the riding lawnmower to push the grill out of the yard and up a steep slope, while Homer and Bart chase after her. When Lisa gets to the top of the slope, the grill rolls down the slope, into a street, and through a hedge.]


 * Homer: "It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!"


 * [Homer and Bart keep running after the grill. The grill rolls into traffic (miraculously missing every car) and crashes into a bridge railing.  The pig keeps going and ends up splashing into the river.]


 * Homer: "It's just a little slimy. It's still good, it's still good!"


 * [The pig floats downstream to a dam where it gets caught in the spillway, blocking it. Water builds up behind the pig until the pressure pushes the pig the rest of the way through the spillway, blasting it into the sky.  Homer and Bart watch from on top of the dam.]


 * Homer: "It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good!"


 * Bart: [crestfallen] "It's gone."


 * Homer: [even more crestfallen] "I know."


 * [Meanwhile, Mr. Burns and Smithers are in Burns' office, looking out the window.]


 * Burns: "You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!"


 * [Burns and Smithers laugh. Just then, Homer's pig sails by as they watch through the window, shocking them into silence.]


 * Smithers: "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?"


 * Burns: "No, I'd still prefer not."