Mommie Beerest/Quotes


 * Homer: I don't wanna take care of the kids. How many cigars are they allowed to have? Bart sleeps in the microwave, right?
 * Marge: Quit playing dumb!


 * Moe: My first credit card. Wow, the numbers are all bumpy-like!


 * Homer: Moe's, A Tribute: M is for Moe, the owner of Moe's. O is for the O in the middle of Moe's. E is for acceptance, the feeling I always got here at Moe's.


 * Health Inspector: Mr. Szyslak, your tavern is rife with Health Code violations.
 * Moe: You gotta be kidding. Like what?
 * Health Inspector: For starters, the body of my predecessor is still on the floor.
 * Moe: Oh, yeah. Uh, well, ya see, trash day ain't 'til Wednesday, so...