The Simpsons Game/Springfield Hub/Quotes

All the quotes of characters in the Springfield hub of The Simpsons Game, not including levels.

Luigi Risotto

 * The Sea Captain, he said my baked ziti was sub-par!
 * Mama mia, am I ever a stereotype! My last name is Risotto!
 * Atsa spicy meatball!
 * Sometimes I wish my hair is spaghetti.
 * (angry) You smell like a rotten pepperoni!
 * (bumped) Atsa okay.
 * (joining Marge's mob) You need an Italian in your mob!

Waylon Smithers, Jr.

 * I think Mr. Burns has an enchanting musk.
 * I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, um, die.
 * (to Marge) What's your career this week, Marge?
 * (to Homer) Homer, I don't know how you're still employed.
 * (to Bart) I wouldn't count on any inheritence, kid.
 * (angry) You aren't old, bony, and evil enough to talk to.

Patty Bouvier
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 * Two years seems too long for a cell phone plan.
 * I don't think the science is in on (coughing) smoking.
 * I just think the female form is more attractive. I mean look at me!
 * In general I'm a lesbian, but for MacGyver, I'm as straight as an arrow!
 * (to Marge) I thought I was the most magnetic personality in the family!
 * (to Homer) Is that wet swamp monster I smell? Oh, hi, Homer.

Larry

 * Oh, God, I hate daylight!
 * Have you seen Sam? I think he just won a million dollars!

Sherri

 * Terri's my twin!
 * For Halloween, maybe I won't put a bow in my hair!

Terri

 * Sherri's my twin!
 * Have Sherri's jump-roping skills eroded? No comment...

Ralph Wiggum

 * Ice cream tastes like melting.
 * (to Bart) Hey, Bart, the leprachaun told me to burn things!
 * (to Lisa) You ruined the video game and I ruined my pants!