James Woods (character)


 * This article is about the James Woods character. For the real-life musician and guest voice actor, please see James Woods.

James Woods is an American actor. Woods is hired as Apu's replacement at the Kwik-E-Mart after he is fired. Woods wishes to take the job because he is playing a convenience store clerk in his next movie and so wants to research the part to be able to give a better performance: "I kind of like to research my roles and really get into it". As a Woods goes to very extreme lengths for parts, for example saying that for the film  he "actually traveled in time, back to the twenties."

Woods struggles with the job, as Jimbo tells him he was a "little labored" in giving him his change and he needs to "lose [himself] in the moment". Woods angrily tries to get Jimbo to do the change giving 'scene' again, much to his confusion. Later, while he angrily cleaning the cheese out of his microwave oven, his agent Tony calls to explain that his character in his next movie has been changed to a "jittery eskimo firefighter". Woods plans to quit the Kwik-E-Mart to go and live in an igloo, but Tony points out he needs to give "two weeks' notice".

When Apu returns the Kwik-E-Mart to face his demons, Woods lavishes him with praise, saying "you're like the guy, you're a legend around here" and explaining that's he been studying Apu's old security tapes for help. Then, a robber enters the store, instructing Woods to hand over money. When he recognises who he says his next song will be "number three with a bullet". As Woods explains he is an actor not a singer the robber shoots him, only for Apu to dive in front and take the bullet. Apu survives as the bullet bounces off another bullet already lodged inside him. As a token of his gratitude for his life being saved, Woods gets Apu his old job, before leaving to "battle aliens on a faraway planet", in what he implies is not a movie.

Behind the laughter

 * Woods role in the episode is a reference to 's character in the film , a film in which Woods also stars.
 * Woods role was originally written for.