Postcards From the Wedge/Quotes


 * Homer: (Looks inside of the Subway ladies room), Well, I’ll be there a sofa in there.

(After taking Bart's temperature via behind)
 * Marge: 103 on the dot, you're staying home.
 * Lisa: (stunned that he beat the rectal thermometer) How did you... ?
 * Bart: I don't want to talk about it.