The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons/Quotes


 * Apu has ended his date with Elizabeth Hoover. They went to a carnival. Miss Hoover is holding a gigantic stuffed animal.
 * Elizabeth Hoover: I had a great time at the carnival, Apu. Thank you for winning Wubsy. I had no idea you were such a crack shot.
 * Apu: All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled with firearms.
 * Elizabeth Hoover goes inside her home.
 * Apu{talking to himself}: That was a hard date to top. But we shall see.
 * Apu drives his car a short distance, from the Hoover residence to the Van Houten residence, which is next door. Luann van Houten emerges.
 * Luann van Houten: Who is up for some clog dancing?
 * Apu produces a pair of clogs.
 * Apu: Why do you not try and stop me!