Bart Simpson/Quotes

bart simpson quotes

some funny speeches by bart simpson

season 1

bart the genius

bart;kwyjibo a big fat dumb balding ape

bart;eat my shorts

martin;pardon

the telltale head

bart;oh space mutants 4 drop me off drop me off

some enchated evening

bart;ask if theres a reward

lisa;is there a reward if shes convicted we get t shirts

bart;yeah

season 2

treehouse of horror

bart;i like to call this story hungry are the damned

lisa;but hushed the raven

bart[the raven];never more

bart gets hit by a car

bart;hey cool im dead

three men and a comic book

milhouse;wait a minute what about sunday

bart;yeah what about sunday

season 3

stark raving dad

lisa;my birthdays soon ill be 8 scary number almost double digits

bart;hey just wait till your the big 10 really scary candy dosent taste as good anymore

lisa;bart

bart;sorry

treehouse of horror ii

bart;jackpot

homer;im very proud of you

barts friend falls in love

milhouse;bart do you think ill ever find someone like her

bart;your asking the wrong guy milhouse your asking the wrong guy

season 4

kamp krusty

bart;36 24 36

bart;krusty is coming krusty is coming

lisa;bart you said your gonna name it camp freedom

bart;nah this has more saying

bart;i smell bacon lets see if hes wearing a wire

treehouse of horror iii

bart;very scary mr flanders but ive got a story so scary youll wet your pants

grampa;too late[everyone moves away from grampa]

season 5

boy scoutz n the hood

bart;woh thats a good squishee

milhouse;lets go crazy broadway style

bart;yeah

bart and milhouse;springfield springfield its a hell off a town the schoolyards up and the shopping malls down springfield springfield

new york guy;new york new york[bart and milhouse stop dancing and singing]

bart;new york is thataway man

new york guy;thanks kid

bart and milhouse;its a hell off a town[chorus]

homer;mmm free goo

apu;ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

bart;[wakens up from crazy dream] oww my head argh

burns heir

homer;bart your coming home with me boy

bart;no way burns has it all

main quote

homer;why you little

bart;gack

other funny quotes

three gays of the condo

bart;hey you know that pet gerbil we used to have it didnt run away after all

dial n for nerder

bart;martin was like jesus but real

the pta disbands

bart;you dump some sand on that porta potty

snake;psst kid help me brake outta here ill totally make it worth your while

bart;im listening

bart on the road

bart;your right milhouse its a fake which makes it a fake id

bart;because your as we say in latin a dorkus millorkus

bart;my dad says it would be like vegas if it were run by ned flanders

barting over

bart;oh im gonna die in my jammies

treehouse of horror xiii

bart;quiet yous[throws something]

homer;oww

the simpsons movie

bart;how naked

homer;fourth base

bart;the girls might see my doodle

the simpsons game

bart;this is so great i thought i wouldnt be hanging out with you till i was an adult

bart;and lisa whod wanna play her

bart;dad im a superhero now and i have all these awesome powers

catchphrases

eat my shorts

ay carumba

im bart simpson who the hell are you

i didnt do it

see also;barts prank calls