Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes


 * Phone rings when Marge is clipping coupons with her sisters
 * Marge: Hello? Oh my Lord!
 * Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys
 * Marge: I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!
 * Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence
 * Patty: Oh my God.
 * Selma: What?
 * Patty: 5 cents off wax paper!
 * Selma slaps herself in shock, completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress


 * Marge is in waiting room anxiously praying for Homer. Patty and Selma enter with a greasy ladies man
 * Patty: Marge, say hello to Andre!
 * Marge{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!
 * Patty{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.
 * Selma: I do too.
 * Andre: I do not.