Hans Moleman

Hans Moleman is an senior citizen living in Springfield who often suffers unfortunate and terrible accidents.

Biography
Hans Moleman is a 4 ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although apparently elderly, he claims to be only 31 years old (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961; this episode aired in the early 1990s, and birth years have been changed in the series to keep characters the same age), but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which has once been shown to contain a hidden sword.

Hans usually drives a 1977 AMC Gremlin, although sometimes he drives a 1995 Ford Contour or a pickup truck. When the Department of Motor Vehicles (where Patty and Selma work) is shown, Moleman is often getting his driver's license approved or voided.

His home address is 920 Oak Grove, Springfield, USA 90701. (In reality, 90701 is the zip code for Artesia, California.) He has also been seen living at the Springfield Retirement Castle. Hans Moleman is also probably one of the unluckiest individuals in Springfield, next to Gil Gunderson, being victim to all sort of unfortunate happening. He made a film about himself getting a football in the groin. Homer Simpson also adopted him once because he was missing Bart and wanted him to be his new son.

Careers
He runs an early morning radio show, on Springfield's jazz station KJAZZ-FM, in which he introduces himself as "This is Moleman in the Morning, Good Moleman to you". One of his other jobs was driving a truck filled with sugar (which he subsequently flipped onto its side, spilling its contents, much to Homer's delight.) He is often seen driving other types of trucks as well. He was seen transporting the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe in a truck. He also teaches an orange-eating class at the Adult Learning Centre in Springfield. On another occasion]], it is implied that he works at a bird sanctuary, as he has to order a bird seed bell ("No, that's too big"). He once worked as a postal worker. He once worked as a janitor at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and received a severe head wound ("Oh no, my brains.") from Mr. Burns when Moleman asked Burns for seventeen dollars for a push-broom rebristling; Burns, high on ether, mistook him for the Lucky Charms leprechaun and went to his skull with a power drill. He has also been seen representing a Solar Power company. Homer stumbles across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines. Before now he has also been working in a prison as someone giving out books.

Most recently, he has been sighted working as a teller at the First Bank of Springfield. He also worked as a Duff Delivery man in and a janitor at the Power plant.

Accidents
Hans has escaped death innumerable times, usually highly improbably. He survived catching on fire due to the powerful magnifying effect of his glasses, Montgomery Burns drilling into his brain, capital punishment (in a local jail) after Homer eats his last meal, being buried alive, getting stranded in the snow surrounded by wolves, getting run over by the school bus, mysteriously flying into the side of a restaurant, sinking completely into quicksand, and being engulfed by the "anti-escape orb" that was attempting to catch Marge from escaping a Movementarian compound(a parody of the Rover security device from the 60s show the Prisoner). Many times people will totally disregard him, usually leading to something like death, or simply imprisonment, but since he appears, even after "dying", those later appearances could indicate he survived. He has also had several accidents where he was not severely injured. He further angered the crowd at Bart and Lisa's junior hockey final because he fell down the steps then shouted 'We paid for blood!'. He also crashed his 1959 Cadillac into the side of Springfield's Planet Hype restaurant (which Marge mistook for a clever decoration). One time, due to Homer's stupidity and intolerance of Muslims, he nearly drowned in his truck when it sank into the river after Homer blew up the bridge between Duff Brewery island and the rest of Springfield.

Behind the Scenes
Moleman first appeared as a character model for the season two episode "Principal Charming", but he looked so shrivelled and unrealistic that some one proclaimed to look like a "mole man". However, he was used in several episodes and later became a recurring character.According to the episode "Principal Charming", his name was Ralph Melish, which is a reference to the Monty Python sketch "The adventures of Ralph Melish: Hot Dog and Knickers" from The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief. According to a DVD commentary for one episode, some number of viewers were offended by Moleman's appearance, and he was reused in order to annoy people of such a viewpoint. Matt Groening has claimed that Hans Moleman was inspired by Tex Avery's Droopy Dog, who shares many of Moleman's deadpan and unassuming mannerisms.

Appearances
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 * {{ep|Principal Charming}}
 * {{ep|Old Money}}
 * {{ep|Radio Bart}}
 * {{ep|Black Widower}}
 * {{ep|Selma's Choice}}
 * {{ep|Duffless}}
 * {{ep|Homer's Triple Bypass}}
 * {{ep|Treehouse of Horror IV}}
 * {{ep|Boy-Scoutz N the Hood}}
 * {{ep|The Last Temptation of Homer}}
 * {{ep|Bart's Inner Child}}
 * {{ep|Bart Gets Famous}}
 * {{ep|Burns' Heir}}
 * {{ep|Secrets of a Successful Marriage}}
 * {{ep|Bart of Darkness}}
 * {{ep|Lisa's Rival}}
 * {{ep|Lisa on Ice}}
 * {{ep|'Round Springfield}}
 * {{ep|The Springfield Connection}}
 * {{ep|Mother Simpson}}
 * {{ep|Team Homer}}
 * {{ep|22 Short Films About Springfield}}
 * {{ep|Burns, Baby Burns}}
 * {{ep|Bart After Dark}}
 * {{ep|Brother From Another Series}}
 * {{ep|My Sister, My Sitter}}
 * {{ep|The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase}}
 * {{ep|Miracle on Evergreen Terrace}}
 * {{ep|The Joy of Sect}}
 * {{ep|Dumbbell Indemnity}}
 * {{ep|Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"}}
 * {{ep|Screaming Yellow Honkers}}
 * {{ep|The Old Man and the "C" Student}}
 * {{ep|Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner}}
 * {{ep|Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder}}
 * {{ep|It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Marge}}
 * {{ep|Simpsons Tall Tales}}
 * {{ep|The Frying Game}}
 * {{ep|Homerazzi}}
 * {{ep|Yokel Chords}}
 * {{ep|Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2}}
 * {{ep|You Kent Always Say What You Want}}
 * {{ep|Double, Double, Boy in Trouble}}
 * {{ep|In the Name of the Grandfather}}
 * {{ep|The Great Wife Hope}}