Sideshow Bob Roberts/Quotes


 * Lisa: Congratulations, Bart. You get to go back to the fourth grade!


 * Bart: Oh ... tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with


 * Lisa: The spoon, Bart


 * Bart: (gasps) of course


 * Bart: We want the truth
 * Sideshow Bob: You can't handle the truth, No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.


 * Jimbo: (after wrapping Milhouse in Vote Quimby bumper stickers and placing him in a shopping cart) All right! The mummy is ready for his mystical journey! (pushes Milhouse down the hill)
 * Milhouse: Aaaaah! What's happening?


 * Larry King: Now even though we're being broadcast on...... FOX, there's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering. (the entire audience hoots and hollers obnoxiously)


 * Bart: Oh my God! The dead have risen, and are voting Republican.