Treehouse of Horror XIV/Quotes

(Lisa asking about Frink, Sr. when she first sees him.)
 * Lisa: Did a shark do that?
 * Frink, Jr.: Yes. He was testing out a new blood-based sun-tan lotion.

(hanging from a noose)
 * Moe: If I knew this would take so long I'd put out a TV.

(Pizza boy comes in)
 * Pizza Boy: Pizza!
 * Moe: The money's on the counter… No tip.
 * Pizza Boy: Aw, you miserable bastard.
 * Moe: That's why I'm up here. (looks at his watch again)


 * Homer: Death! Death! We miss you so much! You were a busboy in the restaurant of life. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the junkies. And you made NASCAR racing exciting!


 * Lisa: Dad! You've become the new Grim Reaper!
 * Homer: No way, forget it. I might occasionally kill out of anger, or to illustrate a point. But I am not a Grim Reaper! (the robe sucks in his groin) Ow! Ow! I'll reap! I'll reap already!


 * Professor Frink Sr.: I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you boy chick.

(to Seymour, after Frink Sr. ripped out his spine)
 * Agnes Skinner: Lost your spine huh? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me.


 * Adult Bart: Wait! When people see all the stuff we did, they're gonna kill us!
 * Adult Milhouse: Yeah… and I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but Gummi Worms. (swallows a bunch of Gummi Worms) I'm gonna quit tomorrow, I swear.


 * Lisa: Why can't I tinker with the fabric of existence?
 * Homer: Let the baby have her bottle.