Midnight Rx/Quotes

Apu: "Homer! Tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me!"

Ned: "I was just telling him how brave he is to worship a false god."

Apu: "I do not worship one god, ok? I worship a whole superteam of deities that- (gets pinched by Ned) Ow, ow! OK, he just pinched me!"

Ned: "Well, where's your superteam now?"

Homer: "Listen,you two! I'll tell you who the true god is IF you're both quiet for the rest of the trip!"

Ned: "But the Bible says-"

Apu: "But the infinite-"

Homer: (unbuckling his seat belt and turning towards the back) "All right,I'm comin' back there!"

Apu: "Save me, Shiva!"

Ned: "Why don't you just call out for Hawkman?"

Apu: "Why don't you shut up!"