The Springfield Files/Quotes


 * Bart: (telling a scary story) ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.
 * Homer: No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!




 * Mr. Burns: La la, la la la la (skips off into the woods)
 * Dr. Nick: The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.




 * Mr Burns: Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and...
 * Dr Nick: Time for a booster! (Jabs needle in Burns)
 * Mr Burns (in happy state): Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...




 * Squeaky Voiced Teen: I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.




 * Mulder: What's the point of this experiment?
 * Scully: No point, I just thought he could stand to lose some weight.
 * Mulder: His jiggling is almost, hypnotic!
 * Scully: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.




 * Mulder: Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
 * Scully: Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
 * Mulder: I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.