When Flanders Failed/Quotes


 * Man: Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
 * Ned: Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
 * Man: Just stamp the ticket.
 * Ned: Oh, okay.




 * Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
 * Homer: Why not?
 * Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents.
 * Homer: Oh.