The Wettest Stories Ever Told/Quotes


 * [The Boney crew appears as skeletons in a ship]
 * Bart: Can ya give us directions to Tahiti?
 * Dolph: Maybe we should get a new captain that [shouting] understands directions!
 * Bart: Hey at least I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney.
 * [Camera pans out to reveal that Dolph's ribs cages are caught on Kearney's]
 * Dolph: Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago, thats not gay.
 * Bart: That's what you want us to think.