The Lastest Gun in the West/Quotes


 * Bart: Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
 * Marge: Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!


 * Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!
 * Nelson: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!
 * Ralph: I'm a gulch!


 * Bart: Buck McCoy helped me.
 * Grandpa: Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
 * Lisa: I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
 * Grandpa: Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.


 * Homer: Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
 * Lisa: Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
 * Homer: Oh, right.


 * Lisa: You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!


 * Bart (cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat): Eat my short stories!


 * Homer (Screaming in the phone): Get me Buck McCoy!
 * Lisa: Dad! I'm on the line.


 * Milhouse: Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
 * Ralph: I will.
 * Milhouse: Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!
 * Ralph: Be quiet.
 * Milhouse: Yes sir.