Separate Vocations/Quotes


 * Lisa: Dear Log: This will be my last entry. For you were a journal of my hopes and dreams, and now I have none.


 * Dr. Pryor: Here's your scientifically selected career.
 * Janey: Architect.
 * Kid: Insurance salesman,
 * Ralph: Salmon gutter?
 * Milhouse: Military strongman.
 * Martin: Systems analyst. Systems analyst.
 * Dr. Pryor: Systems analyst.
 * Martin: All right!
 * Lisa: Homemaker?
 * Dr. Pryor: Mm-hm. It's like a mommy.
 * Bart: Police officer? Well, I'll be jiggered.


 * Principal Skinner: Some sick individual has stolen every "Teacher's Edition!"
 * Teacher: What do we do?
 * Mrs. Krabappel: Declare a snow day!
 * Teacher #2: Does anyone know the multiplication table?


 * Miss Hoover: Now sprinkle your sparkles on your paste. Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles.

Lisa: Shove it.


 * Lisa: Bart, why did you take the blame?
 * Bart: Because I didn't want you to wreck your life. You got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.