Shadow of the Colossal Donut/Quotes

Running away from the Lard Lads Donuts Statue

 * You have to fight him Bart! I'm too drunk!
 * Believe in yourself boy! Even if I don't!
 * I can't hit him! He's too awesome!

Attacking enemies

 * Ew! Bugs dressed like clowns!

Kent Brockman

 * Get ready for a stomp and unfortunately I am not talking about the musical.
 * If they're in the break of the action soon, I am going to mess myself.
 * Celebrity deaths and monster hatches always come in threes.