Barbara Krustofsky

Barbara (née Barbara Krustofski) is partner and presumed wife of Sideshow Mel. If they are wed, her full name is Barbara Van Horne.

She and Mel were interested in buying a house with a bowling alley (which Marge talks them out of buying). Sideshow Mel says she does not respect his French arts.

She has the same hair color as Sideshow Mel, but unlike Mel her hair is a normal style. She has not been heard to speak. It is possible that she is Krusty the Clown's sister.