Brother's Little Helper/Quotes


 * Bart: You know how they say most people use 10% of their brain?
 * Lisa: Yeah?
 * Bart: Well now, I'm one of them!


 * Pharm Team Lady: This pill reduces class-clownism by 44 percent.
 * Pharm Team Man: With 60 percent less sass-mouth!


 * Bart: Thanks for coming out here mom.
 * Marge: No, thank you for stopping the tank!
 * Bart: It ran out of gas!


 * Homer: My god is she brave. Standing up to that freaked out junkie.
 * Lisa: Dad, that junkie is your son!
 * Homer: Why don't you just tell everybody!


 * Wiggum: Shoot the tires out, Lou!
 * Lou: Uh…it's a tank, chief!
 * Wiggum: You know what? I'm getting real tired of your excuses!


 * Ralph: And I want a bike! And a monkey! And a friend for the monkey!
 * Forest Fire Bear: You're not going to start any fires are you?
 * Ralph: At my house we call them uh-oh's!


 * Skinner: Bart will you go bother someone else?
 * Bart': (yelling) Look a fire!!!!…engine.
 * Skinner: Stop that!
 * Bart: (yelling)Help help fire!!!!…helmet.
 * Skinner: Can't you do something constructive!?
 * Bart': Sure, I can do something destructive!