High to Be Loathed

High to Be Loathed is a song sung by Charles Montgomery Burns to convince Abe Simpson to be a wrestler again. It appeared in the episode "Gorgeous Grampa". The song was written by Allen Simpson and Matt Selman.

Lyrics

 * Mr. Burns:
 * Don't really care for chasing women.
 * Never was keen on booze.
 * Don't take cocaine or "Mary-Jane",
 * No, I get drunk on boos!
 * Eh, that's "b-o-o-s", not "z-e" as before.


 * Bart Simpson:
 * Uh... We get it...!


 * Mr. Burns:
 * Because...
 * You've got to love to be hated.
 * Find the good in being bad.
 * Oh, the crowd is full of gentlemen,
 * But they've paid to see the cad.
 * Yes it's a hoot, a kick, a gas,
 * When you're the villain of the show.
 * Once you wear black you never go back,
 * It's a-high to be loathed.
 * Chucky, Stalin, Megatron,
 * Eric Cartman, Donkey Kong.
 * Vader, Nader, Simon Legree.
 * Terminators 1, 2 and 3.
 * Iago, Joker, Voldemort.
 * McEnroe on center court.
 * Mr. Burns and Skeletor,
 * Keep your good guys, what a snore.
 * When it's your head they wanna sever,
 * And your blood they wanna shed,
 * You know you're gonna live forever,
 * If everybody wants you dead.
 * So listen up because I've given,
 * The best advice you'll ever know.
 * So feel the thrill, I know you will,
 * It's a-high to be loathed!