The House Next Door to Flanders

The House Next Door to Flanders is a song sung by Hettie at a rehab clinic in the ending of Gal of Constant Sorrow. It is a parody of the folk song "".

Lyrics

 * In the house next door to Flanders
 * There's a devil boy named Bart
 * Fatso's lost his catso
 * And the girl has a great big heart
 * The curtains all have corncobs
 * There's a sailboat on the wall.
 * There's Selma and a Patty,
 * and a grampa who is batty,
 * Apu and his Squishee,
 * the three-eyed fishie,
 * And they ain't aware
 * that I took the silverware
 * from the house next door to Flanders!
 * In the house next door to Flanders
 * Mom's hairdo scrapes the sky
 * The baby don't say nothin'
 * And no one wonders why!
 * The baby don't say nothin'
 * And no one wonders why!