Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk/Quotes


 * German owners are attempting rapport with plant employees
 * Horst: Good morning. I am Horst. My superiors have selected me to speak to you because they believe I am the friendliest looking. Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
 * Plant employees mutter amongst themselves in agreement
 * Horst: First, we need to deal with substance abuse. Are there any alcoholics here?
 * Man #1: Me.
 * Man #2: Me too. In fact, I am drunk at this moment.
 * Horst: Very well. You will be on convalescent leave for six weeks at an detoxification center in Hawaii, and will then return with back pay.
 * Homer{talking to himself}: Doh! Lucky drunks!
 * Radioactive waste drips into a bucket
 * Horst: We would like to have a talk with your safety inspector.
 * Homer: Sock it to him, Horst!
 * Homer lacks the situational awareness to see he wears a nameplate that says "Homer Simpson, Safety Inspector"
 * Carl: Hey Homer, are you not the safety inspector?
 * Homer: Doh!