User blog:VicGeorge2K9/Some of my Bart's prank phone calls

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Bart: I'm looking for a Mr. Pu, first names Hu Flaung. Moe: Hold on, let me check...hey guys, Hu Flaung Pu! Does anybody in here know Hu Flaung Pu?

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is there a person named Cumber there? First initial Q? Moe: Hold on, let me check...hey guys, is there a Q. Cumber here? I'm looking for a Q. Cumber!

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern.  Bart: Is there a Mrs. Kisser there? First name Fannie.  Moe: Hold on, let me check...hey guys, is there a Fannie Kisser here? I'm looking﻿ for a Fannie Kisser.

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern.  Bart: Is there a﻿ Mr. Paragus? First initial S.  Moe: Hold﻿ on, let me check...hey guys, has anyone seen S. Paragus? I'm looking for S. Paragus.

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern.  Bart: Is there a﻿﻿ Mr. Lenol? First name Ty.  Moe: Hold on, let me check...hey guys, I'm looking for a Ty﻿ Lenol. Has anyone seen a Ty Lenol here?  Patron: Why, you got a headahce? (Laughs)