Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel!

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel! is the theme song for a segment revolving around Cletus in the episode 22 Short Films About Springfield. The song was sung by Rick Logan and Dick Wells, its music was written by Alf Clausen, and the lyrics by Steve Tompkins. It is the thirty-seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.

Lyrics

 * Singers:
 * Some folk will never eat a skunk,
 * But then again, some folk'll
 * Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!


 * Cletus:
 * Hey, what's goin' on on this side?


 * Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.


 * Brandine:
 * An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw!  Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em!


 * Cletus:
 * Uh-kay. Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste.


 * Singers:
 * Most folk will never lose a toe,
 * But then again, some folk'll
 * Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!


 * Cletus:
 * Hey, y'know what? I could call my Maw while I'm up here. Hey, Maw!  Git off the dang roof!!