Bart on the Road/Quotes


 * Lisa{speeded up voice}: Dad, I have to tell you something! Bart, Martin, Milhouse and Nelson used a fake ID to rent a car but they smashed up the car and now they are stuck in Tennesee!
 * Homer{eerily calm}: Yes, that is a real pickle. Please excuse me for one moment.
 * Homer dons a radiation suit helmet and begins yelling muffled profanities, and fogs up the helmet's visor. Homer then doffs the helmet and hangs it up again.
 * Homer: OK, I have thought this over. I will wire Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him!