Glasgow

Glasgow is a Scottish City, located on the River Clyde and 45 miles west of Edinburgh.

History
Groundskeeper Willie once stated that Acid Rain 'burns like a Glasgow bikini wax'.

The city's name is seen on a bin used to store the Christmas letters from the city's citizens.

Groundskeeper Willie once stated that his mother feet smell because she has to work in manure all day, but it is still the best Starbucks in Glasgow.

Groundskeeper Willie insists that he is from neither Glasgow nor Edinburgh, but from Kirkwall in the Orkney Islands.