Lisa on Ice/Quotes


 * Skinner: Ralph, you're failing English.
 * Ralph: Me fail English? That unpossible!




 * Chief Wiggum: "We won! We won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza."




 * Homer: (Standing up for Lisa in the locker room) I don't want anyone to give her a hard time just because she's different: no jokes, no taunting- (spots Uter) Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel? (chases Uter, laughing) Come here, you butterball!
 * Uter: Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!