Alone Again, Natura-Diddily/Quotes

Quotes

 * Moe: Look Ned, I know we ain’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something.
 * Ned: Oh, wasn't she. Thank you Moe, I really appreciate that.
 * Moe: I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!
 * Ned: What are you saying!?
 * Moe: What, nothing, she was hot, what you can't take a compliment?


 * Homer: From now on, I will say "I love you" or "You're special" before you leave the room. Nah, too long. How about just a pat on the butt?


 * Lisa: Dad, why are you taping Flanders?
 * Bart: Do you even have a job anymore?
 * Homer: I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.


 * Maude: I like to look at the poor people in the infield.
 * Brandine: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?
 * Cletus: Now, honey, they's my parents too!