List of Homer's jobs

reThis is a list of jobs held by Homer Simpson.

One main source for these jobs is when he lists them to Marge Right before he goes to bed Homer tells Marge, "I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all." Also a source is the "Picture a Day..." spoof where the last few seconds show jobs and other types of Homer prior to the 400th episode. According to an interview with Matt Groening, Homer has held 188 jobs in the first 400 episodes.

Default Job

 * His day job and main source of income.


 * Nuclear Safety Inspector


 * His job in the first season, before promotion to safety inspector. It was unclear to everyone (including his employer and Homer himself). He called himself a "technical supervisor". He was hired as part of "Project Bootstrap," a government program to bring in unskilled workers implemented by the Ford administration.

In the episode "Much Apu About Nothing", Homer's paycheck is revealed to the world when he looks at the check and sees his pay is "drastically" short. It appears as an itemized check with the following:
 * Unnamed job in nuclear power plant, sector 7-G

Springfield Power Company

Employee: Homer J Simpson

Sector 7G

40HRS PAY....................................................................

Fed W/H........... $56.25 Bear Patrol Tax........$5.00

FICA..................$36.34

State W/H..........$10.45

Municipal Tax.....$9.37

Net Pay...........................................................................$362.19

When this is stretched over a year, it appears that Homer brings home $24,395.80 before deductions and $18,833.88 after deductions. It doesn't seem like he is getting what he deserves as a Nuclear Safety Inspector. Though given the plant's less than stellar conditions this might be true for all other employees. However, in the episode American History X-cellent, Carl exclaims to Homer, "Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle of wine!", which Homer, who is drinking the wine, replies "Woohoo! I'm drinking my salary!" which suggests that's his actual salary.

A

 * Acrobat ("Goo Goo Gai Pan")
 * Actor ("Homer the Whopper")


 * Army private (2 times)
 * Homer's old military sergeant comes to dinner.
 * Homer accidently signs up to the army, and takes part as the enemy in a military drill nearly endangering his Homer_Simpson_as_an_Astronaut.jpg own life in the process.


 * Agent (3 times)
 * Fat Tony
 * Lurleen Lumpkin
 * Lisa and Cameron, Aka Johnny Rainbow


 * Ambulance driver
 * Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler
 * Asking man at products demonstration ("Springfield Up")
 * Astronaut for NASA
 * Assassin
 * Attack-dog trainer for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School

B

 * Baby Proofer for his own baby proofing company "Wee Care" ("Bye Bye Nerdie")
 * Bartender for Moe's Tavern and Homer's Hunting Club ("Homer the Moe")
 * Beef Jerky Manufacturer ("Smoke on the Daughter")
 * Blackjack dealer of Monty Burns Casino ("$pringfield")
 * Bodyguard of Mayor Joe Quimby ("Mayored to the Mob")
 * Bootlegger
 * Of beer as the "Beer Baron" ("Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment")


 * Bowling alley employee, or "Pin Monkey", of Barney's Bowl-o-rama("And Maggie Makes Three")
 * His dream job, but held only briefly.


 * Bounty Hunter ("Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes")
 * Boxer ("The Homer They Fall")
 * Butler ("The Frying Game")
 * Bum Wrestler
 * Bon - Ah

C

 * Candle maker of Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne ("I Married Marge")
 * Car designer for Powell Motors ("Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
 * Caricaturist of open coffins ("Springfield Up")
 * Carny ("Bart Carny")
 * CEO of the nuclear power plant ("C.E. D'oh")
 * Chauffeur for Classy Joe's ("Homer vs. Patty & Selma")
 * Springfield Chief of Police ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
 * Child Caretaker of Uncle Homer's Daycare ("Children of a Lesser Clod")
 * Choreographer for the Super Bowl Halftime Show ("Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass") Homer_Car.jpg
 * Chiropractor ("Pokey Mom")
 * Coach for Bart's Little League American football team ("Bart Star")
 * Cook at a diner when fleeing from a Florida sheriff ("Kill the Alligator and Run")
 * Con artist/Grifter with son Bart ("The Great Money Caper")
 * Conceptual artist ("Mom and Pop Art")
 * Convenience store night-clerk for the Kwik-E-Mart ("Lisa's Pony")

D

 * Detective ("King-Size Homer" not shown, but mentioned by Marge)
 * Drug Smuggler when Burns cancelled the prescription drug program ("Midnight Rx")
 * Door-to-door knife salesman for Slash-Co. ("I Married Marge")
 * Door-to-door sugar salesman ("Lisa's Rival")
 * Door-to-door spring salesman ("The Old Man and the "C" Student")
 * Duffman ("The Duffman Cometh!)

E

 * Employee at Gulp 'n' Blow Drive-through ("I Married Marge")
 * Executive of Globex Corp., Cypress Creek ("You Only Move Twice")
 * Executive Vice President of Power Plant ("Weekend at Burnsie's")

F

 * Farmer ("E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)")
 * Film critic ("A Star Is Burns")
 * Film producer ("Beyond Blunderdome")
 * Fireman (volunteer) ("Crook and Ladder")
 * Fish gutter ("Thirty Minutes over Tokyo")
 * Fisherman ("The Wife Aquatic")
 * Food critic for The Springfield Shopper ("Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
 * Foot Locker employee ("Marge Gamer")
 * Fortune cookie writer ("A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love")
 * Founder and Junior Vice President Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net ("Das Bus")

G

 * Garbage Commissioner ("Trash of the Titans")
 * Grease collector ("Lard of the Dance")
 * Grim Reaper ("Treehouse of Horror XIV")
 * Guard of Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility ("The Wandering Juvie")

H

 * Hitman ("Treehouse of Horror XVIII")

I

 * Ice Cream Truck Driver ("Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)")
 * He takes the Ice cream truck from an ice cream truck driver who dies.


 * Impotency Spokesman for Viag rogaine ("Barting Over")
 * Informant for the F.B.I. ("The Trouble with Trillions")
 * Internet Service Provider ("Das Bus")
 * Sets up his own small business, "compuglobalhypermeganet" in which he gives himself the title "Junior Vice President."


 * Inventor ("The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace, Flaming Moe's, The Old Man and the "C" Student")

M

 * Mall Santa Claus ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")
 * Marriage Counselor ("Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play")
 * Mascot, known as "Dancing Homer" ("Dancin' Homer")
 * Mattress Salesman ("The Boys of Bummer")
 * Manure Salesman ("Springfield Up")
 * Mayor of New Springfield ("A Tale of Two Springfields")
 * Mayoral candidate ("See Homer Run")
 * Mexican wrestler ("Jazzy and the Pussycats")
 * Mini-golf assistant for Sir Putts-A-Lot ("I Married Marge")
 * Missionary ("Missionary: Impossible")
 * Mob Boss ("The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer")
 * Monorail conductor ("Marge vs. the Monorail")
 * Mountain climber ("King of the Hill")
 * Musician
 * Member/Songwriter/Frontman of the Be-Sharps, winning a Grammy Award("Homer's Barbershop Quartet")
 * Composer of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" single with David Byrne ("Dude, Where's My Ranch?")
 * Composed songs for Lisa Simpson's music career ("A Star Is Torn")
 * Member/Songwriter/Frontman of the grunge band Sadgasm ("That 90's Show")

N

 * Nuclear Power Plant manager ("Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore")
 * Navy Reservist ("Simpson Tide")

O

 * Oil-rig worker("Half-Decent Proposal")
 * One Man Band ("Bart Gets Famous")
 * Opera singer ("The Homer of Seville.")
 * Ordained Minister ("There's Something About Marrying")
 * Outsider Artist ("Mom and Pop Art")
 * Owner
 * ZiffCorp ("The Ziff Who Came to Dinner") Majority Stock Holder
 * SpringShield ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
 * the Denver Broncos ("You Only Move Twice")
 * Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net - Internet based company - ("Das Bus")
 * the Springfield Power Plant ("C.E. D'oh")
 * Mr. Plow ("Mr. Plow")

P

 * Paparazzo ("Homerazzi").


 * Performance artist -Getting hit with a cannonball ("Homerpalooza")


 * Personal assistant


 * Briefly becomes the assistant and friend of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. ("When You Dish upon a Star")


 * Briefly taking Smithers' place as Mr. Burns' right-hand man. ("Homer the Smithers")


 * Police officer/Police Chief ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")


 * Prank monkey for Mr. Burns ("Homer vs. Dignity")


 * Public speaker ("HOMR")

Q
Quiz-Master (Kill the Alligator and Run)

Queer

Queen

Queef

R

 * Roadie ("How I Spent My Strummer Vacation")
 * Railroad Engineer (implied) ("Maximum Homerdrive")
 * Rollercoaster Rebuilder ("Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em...")
 * Referee ("Marge Gamer")

S

 * Safety Salamander ("GABF21")
 * Sailor in the Naval Reserve ("3G04")
 * Sanitation Commissioner ("5F09")
 * Security Officer of SpringShield ("DABF17")
 * Sideshow freak ("3F21")
 * Silhouette Model ("JABF21")
 * Singer ("9F21")
 * Smuggler
 * of beer ("4F15")
 * of prescription drugs ("FABF16")
 * of fruits and vegetables ("2F01")
 * of Sugar ("DABF03")


 * Snowplow proprietor and driver ("9F07")
 * Soccer referee ("JABF10")
 * Soldier ("HABF21")
 * Softball Player ("8F13")
 * Street musician ("1F11")
 * Superhero ("FABF15")
 * Spokesperson/Walking Billboard, ("HABF05")
 * Sprawl-Mart greeter ("GABF06")

T

 * Talk Show Host ("Today I Am a Clown")
 * Teacher ("Secrets of a Successful Marriage")
 * Television Producer
 * Telemarketer ("Lisa's Date with Density")
 * Tomacco Creator/Farmer/Salesman (see Farmer) ("E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)")
 * Tow Truck Driver ("Midnight Towboy")
 * Town crier ("Lisa the Iconoclast")
 * Traveling salesman of Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic ("Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy")
 * Trucker ("Maximum Homerdrive")

U

 * Union leader ("Last Exit to Springfield")
 * Used Car salesman ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")

V

 * Voice actor ("The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show")
 * Playing Poochie

W

 * Webmaster ("The Computer Wore Menace Shoes")