In the Name of the Grandfather/Quotes

(After Homer opens a shipping crate)
 * Grampa: Moe?! You shipped yourself here?
 * Moe: No, it's how you fly coach on Delta now.


 * Irish Policeman #1: So, it's a smoke-easy you're running then?
 * Homer: Uh-oh! (tries to flee with Grampa)
 * Irish Policeman #2: Toots! It's escaping you're thinking of then?
 * Homer: I can't tell if those are questions or statements!
 * Irish Policeman #1: So, it's our syntax you're criticizin' then?