Blame it on Lisa/Quotes


 * Homer: Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold?
 * Lisa: That's right.
 * Homer: And in February, it's hot?
 * Lisa: Mm-hm.
 * Homer: So it's opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies!
 * Lisa: No, Dad, it's just the weather.
 * Homer: So hot snow falls up?


 * Kidnapper #1: We should make our transfers in a safer place.
 * Kidnapper #2: It was Homer's idea. (Pulls out photo album with Homer's picture showing.) How can you say "No" to a face like that?


 * Bart: Dad, we better keep looking for Ronaldo.
 * Woman: (Gasps) Ronaldo?
 * Homer: Do you know him?
 * Woman: No. I was just distracting you while my children rob you.


 * Homer: Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom.
 * Kidnapper: You just went five minutes ago!
 * Homer: I have a bladder the size of a brazilnut!
 * Kidnapper: Around here we just call them nuts.


 * Homer: The Simpsons are goin' to Brazil.
 * Bart: Then I'll have been on every continent.
 * Marge: Except Antarctica.
 * Homer: The Simpsons are goin' to Antarctica … next year. This year Brazil.