Selma's Choice/Quotes


 * Lisa: (After drinking tainted water): I am the Lizard Queen!




 * Troy McClure: Hey, Lance Murdock, you just jumped sixteen blazing school buses. What are you going to do now?
 * Lance Murdock: I'm going to... Duff... Gardens.




 * Groundskeeper Willie (watching at the video of Selma): Ough, back to the loch with you, Nessie.




 * Surly: Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
 * Selma: Oh, sorry Surly.
 * Surly: Shut up.




 * Animatronic puppets in "The Little Land of Duff": Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for you! I'll have a Duff, You have one too!




 * Homer (before passing out in the car): Duff... Gardens... HURRAH! (car horn)