Helpful Bear on the 28th Floor

"Helpful Bear on the 28th Floor" is a song performed by Roofi in the episode "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays". When Roofi promoted his upcoming concert on his show, he said that if people didn't buy tickets, the Helpful Bear might die.

Lyrics

 * So we went upstairs and knocked on the door,
 * There's a helpful bear on the twenty-eighth floor!
 * Twenty-eighth floor! Twenty-eighth floor!
 * There's a helpful bear on the twenty-eighth floor!