Mayored to the Mob/Quotes


 * Mark Hamill: Homer... Use the for--
 * Homer: The Force?
 * Mark Hamill: The forks! Use the forks!




 * (Neil Armstrong, to his publicist, regarding his lack of popularity at the convention)
 * Neil Armstrong: This is one small stop towards firing your ass!




 * Mayor Quimby: You call yourselves bodyguards? You're fired!
 * Ernie: Fired, huh? Who else you gonna find to take a bullet for ya?
 * Big Tom: Or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?
 * Quimby: I'll tell ya who! Him!
 * (Quimby points to Homer, standing with his family)
 * Homer: Woo-hoo!
 * Marge: Homer, I don't think you were listening to what he just--
 * Homer: (sternly) I said, woo-hoo.




 * (Leavelle pretends to fire a rifle at a watermelon on a podium. Homer dives in front of the bullet's path)
 * Homer: Nooo!
 * (Homer tumbles to the ground and Leavelle walks over)
 * Leavelle: Well. your dive wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "Nooo!" You gotta sell it! Remember, your "Nooo!" is what gets you your next job. Now drop and give me twenty.
 * Homer: (Dramatically) NOOOOOO!!!!
 * Leavelle: Better.