The Great Wife Hope/Quotes

Mother play bowling
 * Milhous mother: How did you ever come up with an idea like "crazy bowling"?
 * Marge: I Googled "girls having fun," and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found "crazy bowling."

After meet with fighter and have autograph
 * Homer: but remember: don't try this at home.
 * Do it at the schoolyard.
 * Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them
 * but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden.

Bart try to stop Marge about Ultimate punching
 * Bart: You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do.
 * Homer: Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people.
 * Studies have shown your mother is right.

After winning the event
 * Marge: We can enjoy some mixed Marital arts.
 * Homer: Oh, No holds Barred.