He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs/Quotes

(Mr. Burns is at the mall, next to a fountain)

Mr. Burns: Hello, what do we have here?

(notices a penny at the bottom of the fountain)

Mr. Burns: But, why would I need another penny, when I have billions? Although, maybe I should take it to keep it out of the hands of that hoodlum over there.

(Ralph is now visible, licking an ice cream cone, not realizing that the ice cream has dropped to the ground)

Bart's class enters a Krusty Burger on the way back to school from a field trip

Milhouse: Principal Skinner, why did we have to leave the Touch and Learn Reptile House so early?

Principal Skinner: Because somebody was riding the giant tortoise naked.

Otto: It wasn't my fault, the drinking fountain dared me to do it.

A helicopter attempts to rescue Lionel Richie after the private jet crashes into the water

Helicopter Pilot: Mr. Richie, your American Music awards are weighing you down. Let them go!

Lionel Richie: You let yours go!

Helicopter Pilot: I don't have any.

Lionel Richie: Of course you don't! (laughs smugly)