Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment/Quotes


 * Bart: (about Hell) Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?

(While in Sunday School; Bart raised his hand)
 * Mrs. Albright: Yes, Bart?
 * Bart: Are there pirates in Hell?
 * Mrs. Albright: Yes, thousands of them.
 * Bart: (rubs hands) Hoo hoo, baby!

(In bed, Homer and Marge argue about the illegal cable.)
 * Marge: But Homer, I’m afraid that cable has become an evil presence in our home.
 * Homer: (Sternly) Marge, I never put my foot down about anything.
 * Marge: No--
 * Homer: But I am severely tempted to do it over this. (Raises foot)
 * Marge: Oh, Homer.
 * Homer: Marge, I’m sorry. I think it’s coming down.
 * Marge: No, Homer! Not--
 * Homer: (Sticks foot over floor) It’s coming down. My foot, it’s--
 * Marge: No!
 * Homer: That’s it, Marge. The cable stays. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down)

(Bart and the family watch TV.)
 * Bart: Oh, cool! This is where “Jaws” eats the boat! … Man, this is where “Die Hard” jumps through the window. … (Laughs) Whoa! This is where “Wall Street” gets arrested! (Chuckles)