Lindsey Naegle

Lindsey Naegle (often spelt Lindsay Naegle) is a resident of Springfield and is often known as Springfield's residential business link.

Biography
Lindsey is known to be a common youth-hater. Outraged at having paid high damage fees for a particular riot that the youth had caused, she formed an anti-youth group, SSCCATAGAPP (Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples And Teens And Gays Against Parasitic Parents), and lobbied to deprive Springfield of all child-friendly things. Her campaign nearly succeeded, but it was thwarted at the last moment when Bart, Lisa, and the other kids in Springfield hugged all the adults, infecting them with "kid germs". The adults collapsed with sickness and became unable able to vote, causing the campaign to fail.

Lindsay is an alcoholic (she said so matter-of-factly to Homer when she appeared in Moe’s Tavern). It's revealed tjat he's the head of the Alcoholics Anonymous branch in Springfield.

She is often seen as a member of the Springfield Republican Party. However, she was once seen attending a Democratic Party meeting.

Lindsey tends to flatly admit things that might be considered insensitive. She admitted to being a sexual predator, and once said that she cannot cry due to a botched face lift.

Jobs
Lindsey has popped up in several capacities, seemingly working at a different job every time she appears. Job titles have included the aforementioned network executive, as well as marketing researcher, financial planner, public relations consultant, venture capitalist, advertising executive, cell phone company executive, insurance salesperson, and executive with the Child Development Group. After she introduced herself (again) to Homer and Marge, Marge said, “We’ve met you many times, Ms. Naegle; why do you keep changing jobs?” To which Lindsey flatly replied, “I’m a sexual predator”.

Love Life
Lindsey once dated Ned Flanders, but the date was interrupted when she received a fax informing her that she had been indicted. She is an enthusiastic practitioner of the child-free lifestyle, and at one point spearheaed a movement to make Springfield less child-friendly. Once romantically linked with Judge Roy Snyder, she is a graduate from the Wharton Business School. She is a stereotypical upper-management executive, and her ventures frequenrtly feature the business buzzword “synergy”.

She also implied at a democratic party meet that Julio was her ex-husband.

It's been implied that at one time she'd been sleeping with Krusty the Clown.

Marge told Homer that, if she died, he would be allowed to Lindsey; this is seen on a list in the back of his closet.Ironically, Lindsey was in the bank with Marge when she gave Homer this permission.

Non Canon Appearances
Lindsey's anti-child attitude was spoofed in a story in "Margical History Tour" where she plays Anne Boleyn. She marries Homer, who plays King Henry 8th, on the basis she can get pregnant with a son for him.

When Homer imagines accidents resulting during a time that he was uninsured, Lindsey Naegle and Marge Simpson started making out after they were the only ones who survived besides Homer Simpson.

In Treehouse of Horror XIX in the opening of how to get ahead in dead- vertizing on the building pictures she is on one of them

Behind the Laughter
Lindsey makes her first appearance in “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show”. In this episode her character was simply referred to as “Female Network Executive”, and had brunette hair instead of her usual blond hair. She later returned in "Girly Edition". In “They Saved Lisa’s Brain”, the character was introduced as Lindsey Naegle, a member of the Springfield Mensa Society and head of Advanced Capital Ventures, specializing in synergy and books on how to cheat at bridge.