Sir Oinks-A-Lot

Sir Oinks-A-Lot is the pig mascot of Springfield A&M, the rival school of Springfield University.

Sir Oinks-A-Lot has a long history at Springfield A&M, conferring an honorary degree on Richard Nixon being one of his accomplishments. While attending Springfield University, Homer and his three nerd friends Benjamin, Doug, and Gary (Nerd) kidnap Sir Oinks-A-Lot as a prank, and Homer gets him drunk on malt liquor. When the S.U. dean catches the trio of nerds with the drunken pig, the influence of the pig's "powerful friends" (including Nixon) forces the dean to take harsh action, expelling the three nerds. Sir Oinks-A-Lot is returned to Springfield A&M via helicopter.