Fear of Flying/Quotes


 * Pilot: "You're not just pretending to be a pilot to drink are you?"
 * Homer: "Yes."
 * Pilot: "Ha-ha. You fly boys crack me up."
 * Homer: "I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!"
 * Pilot: "And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up!"




 * Homer: "Bart, where's my wallet?"
 * (Bart pulls Homer's wallet out of his own pocket)
 * Bart: "Right here, Dad!"
 * Homer: "Thank you!"




 * Norm: "Woody, gimme a beer."
 * Woody: "I think you had enough, Mr.Peterson. My chiropractor says I can't carry you home anymore."
 * Norm: "Just gimme another beer, you brain dead hick! I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya!"