Raphael

"Mmm..."

- Raphael's catchphrase

"Ey, pal-ey."

- Rafael's other catchphrase

Raphael (also commonly known as the Sarcastic Clerk, Wiseguy, or Middle-Aged Man) is a man with a sarcastic outlook on life.

One-Time Jobs
He has held numerous jobs in Springfield including: garage owner, mail man, taxi driver, gun salesman,giving water to plants,and exterminator Noiseland Video Arcade proprietor and various shop clerks and handymen. He was also seen as a money changer in the First Church of Springfield after it had its makeover. He is seen driving the Krusty glass vans around Evergreen Terrace. He is also seen working alongside Sideshow Mel as a security guard for the Springfield Museum, and attacks Homer and Bart for "being in serious violation of his authority", and has acted as a cameraman for at least one children's show. And He acts just like Grover Monster from Sesame Street who has a Job Licence.

Usual Jobs
However, his most-occurring job is a repo man, of which when he "accidentally" hurts Milhouse, he says, "Ha ha! I love this job!"

Character Traits
He is usually seen as a balding smoker with gray hair and a gray moustache. He usually refers to people as "boyo" or "pally". In Boy Meets Curl, He Had Brown Hair, and in Krusty Gets Kancelled, he had Black Hair. As some of his nicknames imply, he also is quite sarcastic. He also apparenty enjoys low-brow humor as evidenced when Bart easily distracted him with a (false) mention of a bawdy limerick graffitied onto the men's bathroom.

Character
His voice is intended to resemble Charles Bronson, as seen when the Simpsons try to travel to Branson, Missouri, but mistakenly end up in Bronson, Missouri first.

Real Name
Sideshow Bob identifies his first name as Raphael.

List of His Jobs

 * 1) Voice on the loudspeaker
 * 2) Limo driver
 * 3) Magazine store, clerk
 * 4) Cab driver
 * 5) Clerk, Foreign Exchange
 * 6) Worker, U.S. coin mint
 * 7) Straight and Narrow Storage Co., mover
 * 8) All Creatures Great and Cheap, employee
 * 9) Clerk, Nick's Bowling Shop
 * 10) Mechanic, assisting Mrs. Krabappel
 * 11) Googol-Plex Cinema, ticket booth
 * 12) Crane operator, Homer's funeral
 * 13) School Carnival, charicature artist
 * 14) Krusty Co., repairman
 * 15) Salesman, car show
 * 16) Worker, hog fat rendering plant
 * 17) Gas station, pump jockey
 * 18) All Creatures Great and Small, clerk
 * 19) The "Gabbo" show, cameraman
 * 20) Selling Malibu Stacey dolls, Springfield Swap Meet
 * 21) Delivers I & S animation sells
 * 22) Aphrodite Inn, clerk
 * 23) Stern Lecture Plumbing, plumber
 * 24) DNA lab professor
 * 25) Potato bug sprayer
 * 26) Electric Company, workman
 * 27) Ogdenville Outlet Mall, salesman
 * 28) Copy Jelopy, clerk
 * 29) Noiseland Arcade, assistant to Donkey Kong
 * 30) In and Out Piercing, employee
 * 31) Miscellaneous, Etc., clerk
 * 32) Repo Depot, employee
 * 33) Bloodbath and Beyond, clerk
 * 34) Sportacus, clerk
 * 35) Sex offender registration office, clerk
 * 36) Yukingham Palace, clerk
 * 37) Eatie Gourmet's, lobster salesman
 * 38) High-Pressure Tire Sales, auto mechanic
 * 39) Delivery man, Luigi's
 * 40) Worker, The Springsonian
 * 41) Delivery man
 * 42) Worker, Springfield Airport
 * 43) Bet taker, Springfield Downs
 * 44) Clerk.
 * 45) Mechanic, "Dentz" auto garage
 * 46) Enant, "Broken Dreams Storage Lockers (This Job, We Learn his name.)
 * 47) Toy Shop Salesman
 * 48) Plumber
 * 49) Cake Shop Owner
 * 50) Janitor at Springfield University
 * 51) Clerk, Candy store (Springfield Mall)
 * 52) Cryogenic Facility employee
 * 53) Airplane Weighter
 * 54) Springfield Municipal Golf Course, clerk
 * 55) Krusty's Kristmas on Ice, Arena Changeover staff
 * 56) Springfield Dry Cleaners, employee
 * 57) A Bugs Death, exterminator
 * 58) TSA employee
 * 59) Springfield Museum of Natural History, employee
 * 60) Springfield County Fair, CD salesman
 * 61) Texxon, Gas Station Manager
 * 62) You Forgot-Me-Nots (The Last-Minute Gift Store), clerk
 * 63) AAA (American Automobile Association), employee
 * 64) Circus Freak
 * 65) Apple Store, employee (at former Alley McBalls location)
 * 66) Pet Shop Salesman (All Creatures Great And Cheap)