The Last Temptation of Krust/Quotes


 * Krusty: So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.

(Crowd gasps)
 * Homer: Don't you hate pants?!!


 * Agnes: Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
 * Principle Skinner: It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.


 * Bart: I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
 * Krusty: Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.


 * Homer: Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
 * Bart: Dad!
 * Homer: You too, Bart!
 * Marge: Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
 * Homer: (shocked) You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!


 * Exec 1: Wow… they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Exec 2: I hope so… (puts his hand on his colleague's)
 * Exec 1: I thought I made myself clear in Boston.

(Marge and Homer enter Moe’s)
 * Marge: Four drink minimum?
 * Homer: I'll cover ya, honey.


 * Krusty: Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception… Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack… (turns pages) Yeah yeah yeah… Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh…


 * Guy: Five minutes, Krusty.
 * Krusty: Oh, I ain't going back out there.
 * Guy: No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out!