Colonel (Marge in Chains)

The Colonel is a leading figure in Springfield's armed forces. He is responsible for buying a statue for the town using money raised at the First Church of Springfield bake sale. Since Marge Simpson is in prison at the time, her marshmallow squares are not sold at the bake sale, and the Military Accountant says that their original plan of getting a statue of Abraham Lincoln is not feasible due to the lack of extra money. Thus the town gets a statue of Jimmy Carter instead, to much backlash.