A Fish Called Selma/Quotes


 * Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!




 * Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?
 * Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?
 * Parker: The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And you are starring... as the human.
 * Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!




 * Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.




 * Selma: Is this a sham marriage?
 * Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?




 * Selma: Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.
 * (Jub-Jub Chirps)




 * Troy: Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!




 * Louie: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
 * Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
 * Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.




 * Troy: Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.




 * Selma: Are you gay?
 * Troy: Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
 * Selma: Stop!