He's the Man

He's the Man is a song from the episode Alone Again, Natura-Diddly. It is sung by the Christian rock band Covenant, whose lead singer, Rachel Jordan is voiced by Shawn Colvin. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Ian Maxtone-Graham. It is the fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

 * Rachel Jordan:
 * This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. (Flanders gasps) A dude named God.


 * Ned Flanders:
 * Oh.


 * Rachel Jordan:
 * In a motel in Delacroix,
 * I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
 * And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.


 * Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
 * And opened up a dresser drawer,
 * Lookin' for a bible,
 * But instead I found a book.


 * Lenny:
 * She's talkin' about the bible.


 * Carl:
 * So? She's good-lookin', shut up.


 * Lenny:
 * You shut up.


 * Rachel Jordan:
 * A book about a man,
 * A book about the dude who lives above,
 * A book about a man,
 * Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.


 * Now, if you think He doesn't care,
 * Or maybe that He isn't there,
 * It's not too late
 * To see how wrong you are.


 * So when you're soul has gone astray,
 * Just let God be your Triple-A,
 * He'll tow you to salvation
 * And He'll overhaul your heart.


 * A book about a man,
 * A book about the dude who lives above,
 * A book about a man,
 * Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.