User blog:Bubblepuffs/"A Yellow Discovery"

"A Yellow Discovery", by Bubbles

Lisa enter's a competition for kids in Springfield to design and create a model for the new American History Museum opening in Springfield. After creating her model, she takes it to the town hall where she, Martin Prince, Nelson Muntz and Sherri & Terri show their "masterpieces". After the judges - Louann Van Houten, Lunchlady Doris, Superintendant Chalmers and Helen Lovejoy cast their votes, Lisa wins the competition with her museum model and recieves tickets for her and her family to take a trip to Spain (a completely un-contest related country) and upon there arrival, their luggage gets lost at the airport so when they get to their hotel "La Hoyo De Tierra" or "The Dirt Hole" as Lisa inform's them, they get the key to their room and then go out shopping for clothes. Bart buys a bull costume, Homer buys a Matador costume, Marge buys a flamenco dress and Lisa and Maggie get t-shirts saying "Diamond's" on them, which is the name of the shop and Dr. Bushwell is the owner (the one from Simpson Safari). After buying the clothes, they go to eat in a Spanish Tapas Bar in Costington's Madrid Branch. Whilst being served a homer look-alike man came over to serve them and his name-tag reads - "Juarez Luis Simpson, Trainee". The whole family is shoked by the resemblence between Homer and Juarez, so they call Grampa and ask if the Simpsons really do have Spanish relatives. Grampa tells Homer that whilst fighting in the war, he met a Spanish woman called Maria Penelope Garcia who was also fighting in the same war. Grampa reveals that he spent the night with Maria but they did not do "it". Homer feels delighted that he dosen't have to go through yet another family shock, but Marge still wants to find out. She then decides (completely out of character) to follow Juarez home. When Juarez finishes his shift, they hire a buggy and follow Juarez to a block of apartments in inner-city Madrid. When Homer takes a hat off a pedestrian in the street, his does a few exercises before delivering an amazing spanish accent. Homer then walks up the stairs, closely following Juarez, at this point with a scarf around his face that he picked up off the floor, he then see's that Juarez lives in apartment number 742, and gasp's as he approaches the door Juarez has just closed. Homer rings the door-bell which seems to be made by Senor Ding-Dong and Juarez mutters "aye, aye, aye" before opening the door when Homer introduces himself as "Jose De Cocos" and ask's if his mother is home (Juarez looks the type that would live with his mother), as his mother approaches, who is a Spanish version of Anges Skinner, Homer shrivels and asks her if she knows of an Abraham Simpson of Springfield, USA. Juarez's mother gasps and whispers "come in". When Homer enters the colourful yet cramped Apartment, Juarez's mother tells Homer that Abraham Simpson is the father of Juarez, but that he dosen't know. The woman then goes on to tell Homer or "Jose" that whilst in the war, she didn't have a man, so one night, she slipped a drug into Abe's coffee and Juarez was created... after Homer discover's he has yet another brother, he casually gets up and says, "Adios" as he walks out the door and calls Grampa once more explaining what he had just heard. Grampa was furious but has a mild stroke whilst going crazy down the phone, when Homer recieves no reply from his father who is on the floor, he hangs up and runs back into the apartment and gets out his chloroform, uses it on both Juarez and his mother and picks up Juarez and carrys him out to Bart, Marge, Lisa and Maggie... they then run back to the hotel, homer throws an unvalid credit card at the receptionist and get a taxi to the airport still trying to pretend Juarez is okay, on the flight home, Juarez wakes up and is shocked to see he is on a flight to a town he dosen't know anything about. Homer then uses chloroform on Juarez again before (6 hours later) arriving in Springfield where Grampa (now in hospital) tells Homer that he got the name wrong, it wasn't Maria Penelope Garcia, it was Mary Penelope Granger, an english woman living in London, as Grampa slowly looks through the pictures of him and mary together. After Homer realises he's kidnapped someone who merely looks like him, he throws him in the sea where he is being rescued by Bumblebee Man who is swimming over to save him. When the simpsons walk off from the beach, Lisa interrupts their conversation saying "but, i don't get it, if it wasn't Maria, then why did she say she'd been with a man named Abraham Simpson in the war and then said Juarez is his child?"... Homer then replies, "we'll leave that part for the government", Lisa then shouts "that makes NO sense!".. the scene of the simpsons walking off in the distance then fades away into the credits.