Army Pilot 2

Army Pilot 2 is a military pilot in Springfield. When Army Pilot 1's plane mistakenly fires a missile at his and Army Pilot 3's jet, the two men parachute out, but their parachutes break leading to a bumpy landing. He blames the mishap on the United States' channeling of taxpayer money into healthcare instead of the military, which Army Pilot 3 disagrees with.