Mayonnaise and Mermelade

Lyrics

 * You showed me everything, you took me by the hand.
 * Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs and castles made of sand.
 * You gave me the courage to spread my newborn wings,
 * Like mayonnaise and marmalade and other spreadable things.
 * So I guess you are my hero, and there's something you should know.
 * I want to make it clear, so I'm gonna sing it slow.
 * If you weren't a man and my father, too.
 * I'd buy you a diamond ring, and then I'd marry you.