Dancing Workers Song

Dancing Workers Song is a song that was meant to be in the episode Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore, but it was cut because, according to composer Alf Clausen, "it wasn't exactly what the producers were looking for and we ran out of time to be able to do a re-write." Only a demo recording of the song exists with unidentified male and female singers, a choir, and a small band consisting of a woodwind player, a guitarist, a keyboardist, a bassist, and a bongo player. The music was written by Clausen and the lyrics by voice actor Dan Castellaneta and his wife Deb Lucasta. It is the third bonus track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

 * Singer #1 (as Marge):
 * The Simpsons have gone to another land.
 * I've got something sticky on my hands.


 * Singer #1 (as Lisa):
 * India is worlds apart.


 * Singer #1 (as Bart):
 * A white guy runs the Kwik-E-Mart.


 * Singer #2 (as Patty Bouvier):
 * Selma and I got to meet our hero,
 * Then he dumped me when I went all queer-o.


 * Singer #3 (as Homer):
 * I'm not a god, I'm just a man.


 * Choir:
 * But you got us a dental plan.


 * Yes, he got us a dental plan,
 * Yes, he got us a dental plan!