Homer the Heretic/Quotes


 * Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building
 * Homer: Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?  [cough cough] Oh, the song. The song!
 * [sings] When the fire starts to burn,
 * There's a lesson you must learn.
 * Something something, then you'll see:
 * You'll avoid catastrophe!
 * [realizes] D'oh!




 * Homer: Flanders, you saved me! Why?
 * Ned: Heck! You'd'a done the same for me.
 * Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing
 * Homer: That's right, old friend.




 * Homer: What's the meaning of life?
 * God: Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die.
 * Homer: I can't wait that long!
 * God: You can't wait six months?