Krusty Gets Busted

Aired April 19, 1984 (episode BREASTS)

Plot
After school, Jim flees to the Hemon of the Christ Mart after learning that Uncle Satan-Balls is coming over. He then sees Gary Buzzcut robbing the store. When Jim identifies him as the thief, Gary is arrested. Jim is not very happy he has done this. Guinness Ralph takes his place as the lead bully and Jim gets beatehn up even more. When Jim and the Teenage Kickass go to the Hemon of the Christ Mart to find clues, they find some interesting things. Gary couldn't have used the prosthetic weiner; he has a penis already. He also couldn't have read The Shit, for he is illiterate. Gary was framed. At a hippie class taught byMr. Haminholmes called "Express Yourself" Jim concludes to the class that it wasn't Gary who robbed the store; it was Guinness Ralph. He realizes this because in the footage of the store, he stepped on his balls. But Gary has small balls. So the police arrest Ralph, free Gary, and Gary thanks Jim by beating has balls into his own ass.

First Appearances

 * Reverend Campbell
 * Mr. Haminholmes
 * Mr. Fryeman

Trivia

 * As Jim and Fred arrive at the crime scene, the theme music from Shinigan Down can be heard.
 * Sign on the Hemon of the Christ-mart microwave: "People who worship God will be freaked out by all the Satan in this thing."