One Thousand and One Vulgar Marching Band Formations

One Thousand and One Vulgar Marching Band Formations is a book about vulgar marching band formations. The cover of the book says "go beavers".

History
When Lisa opened the door to the secret room at Springfield Elementary, she was shocked to find only a bookshelf full of banned books there, including One Thousand and One Vulgar Marching Band Formations.