User:MadDriver100

About me
''Hello everyone! I am a college student on my way towards earning a bachelor's degree in digital media. I have watched The Simpsons for a long time and own all available seasons on DVD. I enjoy the series, the fact that it never gets old, and that it predicts the future (well, sometimes). I also play The Simpsons: Tapped Out several times a day, and currently on Level 638. If you are interested in adding me to your friends list on The Simpsons: Tapped Out, my username is chromeman001.''

I have seen just about every episode and know a lot of information. Since I have all (currently available) DVD seasons, I can watch most of the episodes anytime by inserting a DVD into the DVD player, and selecting a particular episode to watch. I am interested in providing information across a wide variety of categories across the wiki.

Of the DVD box sets I have, the following seasons are in the limited-edition Collector's boxes: In addition to the DVD box sets, I also own The Simpsons Movie, The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album and many Simpsons Comics issues, and other Simpsons books.
 * Season 6 (Homer-shaped box)
 * Season 8 (Maggie-shaped box)
 * Season 14 (Kang-shaped box)
 * Season 15 (Otto-shaped box)

One of my possible career paths include making my own animated show - The Simpsons is one of the shows that has provided me inspiration over the years.

Favorite Episodes

 * Sweets and Sour Marge
 * Treehouse of Horror XX
 * Three Gays of the Condo
 * The Mansion Family
 * Bart vs. Australia

Favorite Characters

 * Homer Simpson
 * Dr. Nick Riviera (Hi, everybody!)
 * Sherri and Terri
 * Patty and Selma

Favorite Quotes
* Yes, I lived in Florida all my life. Sometimes I feel that this quote is literally true because: As a result, anything negative about Florida mentioned in The Simpsons wouldn't offend me.
 * "We came here to see...my daughter!" -Kang
 * "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" -Ned Flanders
 * "Stupid Sexy Flanders!" -Homer Simpson
 * "Think unsexy thoughts" -Homer Simpson
 * "Florida? But that's America's wang!"* -Homer Simpson
 * "Oops, got an itch!" -Homer Simpson
 * "What's that Skinner? You want the pee bucket on your head?" -Bart Simpson
 * "Homer's my ball's name" -Marge Simpson
 * "I'm so hungry I can eat at Arby's" -Sherri
 * "All pumpkins are racist. The only difference is I admit it." -The Grand Pumpkin
 * I've seen many bad drivers in Florida, with many people driving piece-of-crap cars that shouldn't be on the road and/or driving cars with expired license plates. One time I was almost hit head-on by a driver who was on the wrong side of the road. The bad "Florida" drivers aren't just in Florida - I've seen bad Florida drivers up in Georgia too.
 * I lived in a city that spends money on trees and other "roadside enhancements" rather than repaving worn roads and repainting lines on the roads, fixing burned-out traffic lights, focusing on one major construction project at a time instead of ten projects at a time, and most importantly, funding for police officers.
 * Due to the "wasted spending," my former hometown has a Springfield-esque police department, with police officers who don't pull people over for simple traffic violations, do nothing to stop homeless panhandlers from soliciting money from people, and in one case, an officer's car almost hit the car I was traveling in. On top of that, the jail is overcrowded.