Judge Me Tender/Quotes


 * Lisa: Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?
 * Ned Flanders: Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding.
 * Lisa: So that natural selection was the origin of this species?
 * Flanders: Yep, that's exactly--(laughs) You almost got me.
 * (Fish grows legs, crawls out of water, and starts breathing air)
 * Flanders: Not on my watch (pushes it back into water)


 * Simon Cowell: How do you like LA?
 * Moe: It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.


 * Homer: You never fail to nauseate me boy.
 * Bart: Just call me Barf Simpson.
 * Homer: I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.