Homer vs. Patty and Selma/Quotes


 * Homer: What are you doing here?
 * Patty: You came to us in order to be bailed out of your money problems. Now we own you like Siegfried owns Roy.


 * After Homer's debt to Patty and Selma has been revealed to Marge, thus revoking the agreement
 * Homer: Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags ought to do it!
 * Homer tosses Patty and Selma out on the front lawn of the Simpsons residence