All About Lisa/Quotes


 * Ron Robinowitz: Krusty, I've been your agent for 37 years and I'm telling you, watch out for this Lisa Simpson character. She's got a taste for Lady Laughter, and she'll step right over a certain clown to get it.
 * Krusty the Clown: Which one? Chuckles? Professor Nitwit?
 * Ron Robinowitz: (facepalm) No, you!
 * Krusty the Clown: No Yu?! The Chinese Clown?
 * Ron Robinowitz: (laughs) That's actually really funny! But seriously, you're in big trouble here.

(Bart and Homer are looking though a large pile of coins for the "Kissing Lincolns Penny")
 * Bart: One of these has got to be that smooching Lincoln penny. Nope. Nope. Dime. Button. Pepperoni slice.
 * Homer: (grabbing pepperoni slice) Wait! This is a classic 1978 Pizza Hut! (eats it) Mmm...terrible.

(At an auction for a "Kissing Lincolns Penny")
 * Homer: Five dollars!
 * Mr. Burns: Five hundred.
 * Homer: Five dollars, cash.
 * Host: Sir, the promise of cash is not an endorsement. The current bid is $500. Going once, going twice--
 * Bart: Dad!
 * Homer: Five hundred-one!
 * Mr. Burns: Ten million.
 * Homer: Objection, Your Honor!