Evil Plan

From The President Wore Pearls.
 * Skinner:
 * I'm so happy with my evil plan
 * Say goodbye to music, gym and art
 * Soon we will have the perfect school
 * Where fun and excitement never start


 * Willie:
 * I'm so drunk, I can barely see
 * But it helps me get through another day
 * My stomach is filled with haggis and ham
 * I've got to puke in some hay


 * Bart:
 * Lisa is a fool


 * Skinner:
 * I think the rules are cool


 * Willie:
 * I've fallen in the pool!