Heal Away, Joe

Heal Away, Joe is the theme song of the Relation Ship. It plays before the end credits of The Wreck of the Relationship. It is sung by Joseph Bowditch and Homer Simpson, and as the song plays, we see images of Homer, Bart, Apu, Sandeep, Ned, Todd, Rod, Mr. Clark, Lewis, Cletus, and Gitmo working on the ship.

Lyrics
Joseph: My name is Joseph Bowditch from a seaport known as Mystic

Others: Way, heal away, we'll heal away, Joe

Joseph: I sail at dawn bound for Cape Horn and counseling holistic

Others: Way, heal away, we'll heal away, Joe

Joseph: We'll work your confilcts out through sailing's therapeutic powers

Others: Swab, role-play, we'll heal away, Joe

Joseph: The fresh water is limited so please combine your showers

Others: Gay, we're not gay, so that's okay, Joe

Joseph: Way, heal away, a boat can cure your problems

Others: Way, heal away, we'll heal away, Joe

Joseph: There's no email, just raising sails and then trust exercises

Others: Way, heal away, we'll heal away, Joe

Joseph: No more than one small carry-on or else the ship capsizes

Others: Way, heal away, we'll heal away, Joe

Homer: I got a bad sunburn and I was crapped on by a seagull

Others: Way, heal away, we'll heal away, Joe

Homer: I don't see any lifeboats and I don't think that is legal

Others: Way, heal away, we'll heal away, Joe

Way, heal away

Way, heal away, we'll heal away, Joe

Trivia
It's based on the old sailor song, "Haul Away, Joe".