Karl

"I want you to say to yourself 'I deserve this, I love it, I am Nature's greatest miracle!"

- Karl (to Homer)

"I’ll need three weeks’ vacation and moving expenses."

- Karl (to Homer)

"My mother taught me never to kiss a fool!"

- Karl (to Homer and kisses him)

Karl is the former diehard assistant of Homer Simpson. He is perhaps one of Springfield's strangest residents, due to his strange obsession with Homer.

Biography
Karl is the mysterious guardian angel of Homer. Very little is known of his prior life, yet establishes himself very early as a confident mentor who seemingly dedicates himself to the growth of Homer’s abilities and confidence. Karl is one of the very few citizens of Springfield who emits such a powerful ‘purity’. He is also one of the few homosexuals. However, beyond his life with Homer almost nothing is known, except that he lives alone. Karl truly is one of the most special people of Springfield; Karl’s strange fixation and diehard dedication creates an oddity of a person.

Appearance
Karl is a yellow male, probably in his 30-40s. He is always seen dressed very well in suits of assorted colors and the occasional turtle neck and scarf. He has short blonde hair. However, in later episodes he is seen with white hair.

Interview
Homer has recently been promoted to executive. Frightened and well aware of his under-qualification, he anxiously interviews applicants for the secretary position. The ‘resoomes’ seem in order, yet the female applicants are too outgoing for Homer – a backrub from a young woman doesn’t appeal to Homer. Marge calls and Homer expresses his fear of the women due to their ‘kissy faces’, sparking Marge’s jealousy. Suddenly a shadow appears and Homer is saved, “Hello Mr. Simpsons...” Marge is also relieved by his gender. Waylon Smithers, Jr. interrupts and reminds Homer of his shortcomings. Karl sends a surprising barrage of insults towards Homer, bringing him to his rock bottom. Follows a powerful, yet inappropriate (they just met) speech. Homer is suddenly revived by this speech, which Karl uses to his advantage and mentions some costly coverage.

Road to Success
Karl soon proves his abilities soon by redefining Homer’s image. Taken to a clothing store, Homer searches blindly. Karl acts as a backbone and does his best to make Homer feel like the ‘prince’ he should. Homer, now prepared for anything, goes to leave for work forgetting it is he and Marge’s anniversary. Homer quickly goes into apology act, as he would any other time. Yet he is surprised to find out Marge doesn’t mind because of Karl’s recent redefining of Homer. Homer goes to leave and a singer jumps into the room and sings for Marge. Homer is surprised, and Marge believes Homer’s romanticism. Then a ring clears the mystery, it was Karl who hired the singer. We see a lonely Karl in his large apartment. Despite the seemingly loneliness of his life, Karl is overjoyed with Homer’s success with Marge. Marge buys the swindle, Homer is happy to go along and Karl is only as happy as Homer is. Homer pulls off a ‘Homer Simpson’ in the boardroom, resulting in a ‘promotion’ – access to the executive bathroom. And of course, the first man to bring awareness to such great news is an excited Karl (and a glum Smithers). Proudly, Karl escorts Homer through a highly regarded honor in the work place. Homer is yet again brought to his knees by Mr. Burns’ request for a speech to the executives. However, before Karl can offer his help they are interrupted by a sleuthing Smithers – the night before he had discovered Homer’s health insurance fraud. Smithers attempts to fire Homer, but of course the angelic selflessness of Karl causes him to take the bullet. With no hesitation, Karl takes the blame for the fraud, resulting in the termination of his job. Homer is baffled by his act and yet again Karl finds a way to explain himself, leaving Homer even more baffled. As I final, Karl says his final goodbyes to Homer at the plant exit. It is raining and as Karl strolls through the rain with his umbrella, he asks in a very polite manner, “Mr. Simpson, did you bring an umbrella”. A "D’oh" assures Karl he does not have one. Perhaps one of the most thoughtful and beautiful things to ever happen in Springfield, Karl tosses Homer his umbrella and continues in the rain soaked. Due to Bart’s mischief, Homer loses his hair. He returns with all confidence lost preparing for the speech. He finds a note, Karl strikes again. Karl has written the entire speech for Homer. Homer reads the letter, however it is revealed it was actually Karl in the room narrating the letter. He explains he came back to say bye to ‘the girls at the typing pool’. Homer tells Karl he cannot do the speech because of his baldness, sparking an angry and inspiring speech from Karl. Karl then kisses Homer to prove he is not a fool, and off Homer goes to face the music. Unfortunately, Homer’s speech fails, not because of the speech itself (which was brilliantly written), but Homer’s lack of hair instantly gained ignorance from the crowd.



Aftermath
Karl’s fate is not fully known. After being fired, he is briefly seen throughout Springfield in crowds drawing the conclusion he still lives and resides in his apartment. He is also seen in the “Do the Bartman” music video dancing with Jacques. Karl mentioned his mother at one stage, but she is never mentioned or seen again.

Creation
Karl was originally designed in Fierstein’s likeness. However, this design was scrapped because Fierstein thought he wasn’t a good depiction of the homosexual community. This adds to a theory that Karl is homosexual, or in the very least illustrates Fierstein believes Karl is meant to be homosexual.

Sexuality
Although it is never directly said, It has been suggested that Karl is homosexual or bisexual. There are many indications for this theory as he kisses Homer during his pep talk and explains, "My mother taught me never to kiss a fool." In addition, Karl was voiced by the openly gay actor Harvey Fierstein. Also the scrapping of the original design backs this theory.



Karl was intended to return in the episode, Three Gays of the Condo. This episode would have had Karl living and in a relationship with another man, though Fierstein declined to reappear.

Trivia

 * Karl was originally going to be designed in Harvey Fierstein's likeness, but Fierstein declined, as he felt that he didn't represent the gay community well.
 * Karl was slated to re-appear as one of Homer's two gay roommates in "Three Gays of the Condo", but Fierstein declined to reprise the role.
 * The kiss between Karl and Homer is believed to be the first animated male-male kiss to air on network television. Airing half a decade before the first real ‘man-to-man’ kiss on television, in Seinfeld's "The Kiss Hello."
 * Karl appears in the 'Do the Bartman' music video dancing with Jaques.