The Front/Quotes


 * Homer{talking to himself}: OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!
 * Homer{to Marge}: Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought to give as a wedding present!
 * Marge gasps
 * Homer's Brain: Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!
 * Homer: Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the neccesary credits for my diploma.
 * Marge: That still does not explain why you ate the soaps, actually, maybe it does.

