24 Minutes/Appearances

Characters
Principal Skinner (Mama's boy)

Lisa (Head hall monitor - loves ponies, hates phonies)

Milhouse (Dork)

Martin (Dink)

Database (Dingus)

Jimbo

Full name: Corky James Jones

Known aliases: Jamesso, Dr. J, Hector Gutierrez

Last known location: Duff Gardens log flume (middle seat))

Dolph

Full name: Dolphin Starbeam

Speaks: Spanish, German, Hebrew, Arabic, Korean, Latin, Old English, Klingon, Esperanto

Friends with: Jackie Chan (unverified)

Special skills: Horse riding, tap dancing, British accent, stage fighting.

Kearney

Full name: Kearney Zzyzwicz

Prior offenses: Indian burn (3rd Degree), full moon, half moon, attempted purple nurple, hertz donut (acquitted)

Owns own tuxedo.

Homer (User of ATM, devoted father of the two)

Bart (Two months sober)

Marge (Unemployed)

Apu

Ned Flanders

Helen Lovejoy Otto

Moe

Chief Wiggum

Nelson Muntz