Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes


 * Homer: (sniffing) Hmm, fish. Oh, no, that's me! (yells)

(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)
 * Homer: Hmm, sugar walls.
 * Lisa: Father! I knew you'd rescue us.
 * Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good.

(he takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam)
 * Suzanne: That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!


 * Marge: Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?
 * Homer: Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.

(At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods)
 * Homer; So long, kids!

(he throws Bart and Lisa into the woods)
 * Homer: Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister.
 * Bart: Other brother and sister?

(they see skeletons who look like them)
 * Lisa: Face it, they're not great parents.