The Regina Monologues/Quotes


 * Snake: Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?
 * Lisa: No, it doesn't.
 * Snake: I'm sorry I wasted your time.


 * Squeaky Voiced English Teen: Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
 * Homer: Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian.
 * Squeaky Voiced English Teen: Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
 * Judi Dench: Who are you talking to?!
 * Squeaky Voiced English Teen: No one, Mum! I swear!
 * Judi Dench: I'll Mum you!!
 * Squeaky Voiced English Teen: AHH...OOF...OW...OH...BLIMEY!


 * Lisa: Press the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
 * Homer: Sweet freedom, here I… Owww!
 * Lisa: Put out the fire first!


 * Homer: Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
 * Marge: You punched out three people on the street.
 * Homer: That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!
 * Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
 * Homer: I understood the word 'gave'… unless it means something else in this country!


 * Homer: Marge I'll be on my best behaviour. You have my word as a gentlemen and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?


 * Homer: (After meeting Tony Blair) Wow, I can't believe we just met Mr. Bean!


 * Lisa: Look! It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You've turned a generation of kids onto reading.
 * Rowling: Thank you, young muggle.
 * Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
 * Rowling: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
 * Lisa: Yes…