Co-Dependent's Day/Quotes


 * Lisa: Dad, I still have a couple of questions about this. Mom never drives drunk, and the crash was in your car. Also the driver's seat was adjusted for your stomach.
 * Homer: Lisa, Lisa your suspicions are important to me and will be answered in the order received.


 * Homer: I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!


 * Otto: I didn't know British coal miners had it so bad! There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!