Burp Contest/Quotes

(Bart and Lisa burp. Marge bursts in).

Marge; What are you kids doing now?!

Bart: We're having a (burps) contest, Mom.

Marge: What?

Lisa; We're having a burp contest, Mom.

Marge: Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house.

(She closes the door).

Bart: I love Mom. ..

Lisa: But. ..

(Bart and Lisa burp when they drink their drinks).

Bart: The show must go on.

(New scene).

(Lisa burps. Bart is about to burp just as Marge opens the door).

Marge: Bart!

Bart: (with mouth full) What?

Marge: What did I say about burping?

Bart: I dunno.

Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?

Bart: No burping.

Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.

(Bart lets an enourmous burp come through his mouth and lies on his back. Lisa and Maggie clap).

(New scene).

Bart: Watch this. The burp champion in the world. (burps).

(Marge opens the door).

Marge: Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?

Bart: Maybe.

Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?

Lisa: It's fun.

Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating.

(she leaves).

Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.

Bart: I'm still the burp champion in the world.

(Maggie burps, loudly).

Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.

(New scene).

Bart: Watch this! (he burps twice).

Lisa: Oh yeah? (she burps three times).

(Marge comes in).

Marge: How many times do I have to tell you, kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.

(Homer arrives).

Homer: How's it goin', everybody?

(Homer burps).

Homer: Oops. Pardon my French!

(they laugh, while Marge is dissapointed.