Boy Meets Curl/Quotes

Homer: "Let us curl, my lady. Let us throw and sweep between until the heavens themselves droop their jaws in wonder and envy. And afterwards, there will be beer and coco with Marshmellows floating in the foam. And if and now till the end of time someone should ask: "what we were doing on the eve of the 17th of November", we shall proclaim, that WE were Curling."

Marge: "This is what you're like when you don't drink!"