Diary of Eliza Simpson

Diary of Eliza Simpson was a diary written by Eliza Simpson.

History
While looking for some nice ancestors, Lisa found the diary in the attic. She started reading it and learned that Eliza helped Colonel Burns' slave Virgil to escape. Homer then told her that she should stop reading the diary because when she learned the whole truth, she may not be able to bare it, and then put the diary in the vent. However, Lisa took the diary out of the vent and continue reading. She read that Eliza and Virgil were caught by patrolmen. Unfortunately, the rest of the diary was completely dust. Santa's Little Helper approached it and then sneezed, destroying the whole thing.