Bart Gets a "Z"/Quotes

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 * I'd lost my job, my husband left me.


 * I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch.


 * And then I found...
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 * The Answer was discovered by the philosophers of ancient Greece,


 * who hid it under a rock


 * where it was discovered by the knights of King Arthur,


 * who placed it in a bottle and set it in the ocean,


 * where it was found by Pat Sajak.


 * These great men knew The Answer.


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Bart Visiting Mrs K
 * Bart: Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you:
 * The Answer.
 * "This book uses the ancient power of wanting."


 * Bart: Hey. "Just because we don't understand electricity,
 * doesn't mean we can't enjoy its benefits."

Mrs K in front of the Class
 * Mrs K :You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
 * Milhouse: Safety.
 * Emergencies.
 * Safety.
 * Jimbo: Educational.