Colonel Homer/Quotes


 * Homer has tracked down Lurleen and is trying to get her to cut an album
 * Homer: Lurleen, we have got to get your voice on record!
 * Lurleen: OK Homer, but I should tell you, no man has ever helped me out  Lurleen puts her arms behind her back and thrusts out her breasts without wanting something in return.
 * Homer: Gosh Lurleen. I was going to ask for a glass of water but I feel so guilty now!
 * Lurleen laughs as Homer did not get her sexual reference and is being honest in his efforts to aid her musical career
 * Lurleen: Oh Homer! You are just a big sack of sugar!
 * Homer: Hey! Oh, wait, sugar! No, that is fine!