Black-Eyed, Please

“Black-eyed Please” is the fifteenth episode of Season 24. It aired on March 10, 2013. Tina Fey as Ms. Cantwell and Richard Dawkins as himself are the guest stars in this episode.

Synopsis
When Ned's father prefers spending time with Homer, Ned ends up punching Homer in the eye; Miss Hoover is undergoing a bout of severe depression, and Lisa can't figure out why the substitute teacher doesn't like her.

Full Story
Flanders becomes jealous when his laid-back parents start to prefer Homer's company over his and he faces unbearable guilt after punching Homer in the eye, as he desperately tries to reconcile with him.

Lisa's new substitute teacher Ms. Cantwell (Tina Fey) for unfathomable reasons doesn't take a liking to the young know-it-all and bullies her with bad grades and who bullies her for no apparent reason. "She gives Lisa a 'B' and Ralph an 'A' even though Ralph signed his paper "Ralpa," says Simpsons executive producer Al Jean. "And Lisa has a reading kangaroo with a buch of little joeys in it for the books that she reads. and Ms. Cantwell takes the joeys out and puts them in other kangaroos Hardcore stuff."

Meanwhile Ned is trying to negotiate with Homer and he punches Homer again infront of everyone. Marge is shocked at this and so is the townspeople. When trying to be the cross guard, Ned is being denied his help for people. Homer accepts only to be hurt even more. Finally Homer decided to let Ned's new wife Edna Krabappel handle it in order to get even with Homer to help Lisa from being miserable.

The next day Edna enters the room with Bart. Edna states "Ms. Cantwell you have a new student." Cantwell respondes by saying "Are you dating this boy?" And Edna says this quote "Right, I can't be around him cause he is sooo delicious.. ha." After two minutes of Cantwell taking a bathroom break she finds that Bart has destroyed her class. So she quits instantly and tells Lisa that she doesn't like blondes and thinks that Lisa is a party-girl.