Beautiful Eyes

The Girl I Love is a song that Homer wrote about Marge a while back that described her every feature in the episode Little Orphan Millie.

Lyrics

 * Homer:
 * Oh, I'll never remember what color Marge's eyes are. Uh...brown? No. Orange? No.  Elm? Rake? Guessing?  Oh.


 * Grampa:
 * (laughs) Well, well, look who's strolling down Alzheimer Avenue. You used to know everything about that wife of yours, even wrote a song about her.


 * Homer:
 * A song? (gasps) Wait, it's coming back to me!


 * The girl I love's got beautiful hair,
 * A blue bouffant from here to there.
 * Snow white teeth and lips of red,
 * She's my Wilma to my Fred.


 * Oh, the girl I love's got beautiful (gasps) eyes!
 * When happy, they sparkle, when sad, they crys.
 * Those eyes are gems beyond appraisal
 * Stunning shade of purest—


 * Oh, what is it? I was so close! Let's see, what rhymes with appraisal? Basil, nasal.  None of these are colors.  Oh, it's hopeless.  She'll never love me again.


 * Marge:
 * Oh, Homie. I'd forgotten that beautiful song you wrote for me.


 * (Homer finally looks at her eyes and sees that they are colored...)


 * Homer:
 * Hazel! Your eyes are hazel! Hazel like the pussy willows by the pond where we first kissed, like the almond paste in the bear claw I ate after we first made love.