User:Dahsimpsdons

"Save me, Jebus!"

- Homer

"Hello, Mister... Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick."

- Bart



Hey!
This is me, Dahsimpsdons. I love Simpsons, even those couch, chalkboard and billboard gags - everything! Actually, I hadn't seen all Simpsons episodes, but I try to see as many as I can :)

My ideal "Simpsons" opening
•Title screen gag: Flying dragons from episode "Goo Goo Gai Pan", Season 16.

•Billboard gag: "Worst Billboard Ever!" Comic Book Guy on it.

•Chalkboard gag: "I didn't steal Krusty's towels"

•Lisa's solo (not necessary): "In The Garden Of Eden" from episode "Bart Sells His Soul", Season 7.

•Couch gag: Simpsons find themselves in iCarly studio, while Carly and Sam comes. Homer yells: "Who are you, people?"



This one may not happen, but I'd like to see it someday. :)

To-Do List

 * Add all (as posible) gag articles on episode articles. (This job now must be forgotten, just because the gags are already written in episode pages. But I still can add some gallery pages)
 * Fix some sort of mistakes in articles.
 * Add more pictures.

Sara Britt
From: United Kingdom

Parents: Felicia and Dave Britt

Age: 25

Hair: long red

Clothes: pink cocktail dress and golden shoes.

Info: She's cute, happy, loves to life. She often helps Springfieldians to host cultural events. Sometimes she's shy, but not always. She loves to live in America, but she often misses her home country, United Kingdom. Despite her being 25, she likes to act as a teenager.

Her adventures in The Simpsons (what she could do in The Simpsons): I will fulfill some more info about her later, but she's imaginary only. I'd like to see her in Simpsons someday, if it's able. :)
 * She could be new art and music teacher in one episode. Because of her, Lisa could like her as a friend.
 * She could try to host some cultural shows in Springfield, like concerts, or maybe could be a TV reporter, instead of Kent Brockman. This thing would be for one episode too.

My Signature Sandbox
Dah Simps-dooooooons! You can tell me what to do and what NOT to do here. Thanks!  09:14, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Nedna?
I didn't watched latest season, so, I couldn't think about Nedna. I didn't voted in Nedna's question too. I might say that I was late to vote. But:

I should disagree, because someday creators of the "Simpsons" had revived Maude, but they never ever did. I wish to see her alive, because Rod and Todd could be not happy with their stepmother. (I mean that Edna and Ned married in "Ned 'N Edna's Blend".)

Why they didn't gave Seymour one more chance?

Nobody spotted "Nedna" on "Lisa Goes Gaga": Ned Flanders seemed to shown alone, when he saw Lady GaGa. I didn't saw Edna, but maybe she has been appeared in that episode, as being in the bunch of people, when Lady GaGa tried to cheer up Springfield.

Treehouse of Horror II
Homer's Nightmare ("If I Only Had Brain") and "Welcome to the Chum Bucket" shares some similarities:
 * In "Spongebob", Plankton creates a Spongebob robot version and puts Spongebob's brain in it. But robot Spongebob acts like real Spongebob.
 * The same happened in third "Treehouse Of Horror" segment. Mr. Burns and Smithers creates a robot Homer and puts Homer's brain in it. Hovewer, robot Homer acts like real Homer.

Treehouse of Horror V
"Time And Punishment" and "Back to the Past" shares some similarities too:
 * In "Spongebob", Patrick and Spongebob gets back to the past, when their favourite TV series heroes, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, were young. They fighted againts Man Ray and they tried to trap Man Ray in Tartar Sauce, but unfortunately, Patrick ate Tartar Sauce. Because of that, their normal world became Man-Ray-Opolis, which was controlled by Man Ray,
 * The same happened in "Time And Punishment". After Homer killed a mosquito in the past, where dinosaurs still lived, his normal world became controlled by Ned Flanders.
 * Something, which neither belongs to "Spongebob", nor to "Simpsons": In "Jackie Chan Adventures", there is a tiny similarity to this in episodes "The Demon World, Part 1" and "The Demon World, Part 2". No one in this episode travelled via time machine, only demon Shendu rewrites The Book Of Ages, that he could rule the world, along with other demons. Everybody works to Shendu, except Jade, which has the piece of book, that didn't changed her. The Book Of Ages could be a parody of time machine.

Spiderman, Mermaid Man and Homer united?
Spiderman, Mermaid Man and Homer were bitten by radioactive insect (mostly - spider) and got their super powers:
 * Spiderman (Peter Parker) got bitten by radioactive spider (hence his name - Spiderman).
 * Mermaid Man was bitten by radioactive insect, according to the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy series in "Mermaidman Begins". This copies a lots of show, like how everything's started with Hulk or how Birdman meets Bird Boy.
 * "Treehouse of Horror XXII" segment, "The Divine Bell and Butterball" has entire end about that. But Homer firstly has got bitten by black widow and only later - by a radioactive one.