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Zaphod stepped into the elevator. "I go up," said the elevator, "or down." ''"Good," said Zaphod. "We're going up."'' "Or down," the elevator reminded him. "Yeah, OK, up please." There was a moment of silence. "Down's very nice," the elevator suggested hopefully. "Oh yeah? Super. Right, now will you take us up?" "May I ask you," the elevator said in its sweetest, most reasonable voice, "if you've considered all the opportunities that down might offer you?" ''Zaphod just wasn't in the mood for this. He banged one of his heads on the side of the elevator, then breathed in deeply and sighed.'' ''"Like what?" he asked wearily.'' --The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams

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