The Simpsons Game/Quotes


 * [Homer wakes up from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]
 * Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not drea- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!


 * White Chocolate Rabbit: Excuse me, fatty. You're eating our world!
 * Homer: Hey! You look like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was it called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!


 * [After finding "The Simpsons Game" guide]
 * Bart: "The Simpsons Game"? The only Simpsons game I can think of is the one where we pretend dad isn't an alcoholic.


 * [At the Japanese land in Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game]
 * Homer: Okay, I'm in this stupid Japanese game. But I'm not eating sushi, unless it's covered in chocolate and there's no sushi in it.
 * Lisa: An ancient Japanese village. I love learning about any culture, except American.


 * [At Matt Groening's mansion in Five Characters in Search of an Author]
 * Homer: This mansion is even bigger then the inside of Snoopy's dog house!


 * Bart: I'm like Spiderman in a Batman costume.


 * Lisa: No game is safe from an industry that's always changing. Sure "The Simpsons Game" is fun, with its unique upgradable character abilities and its hilarious self-referencial cutscenes, but what about when the Xbox 720 comes out? Or the Playstation 4? No one will want to play us then!


 * [After Bart and Lisa destroy Mr. Burns' lumbering plant in Lisa the Tree Hugger]
 * Mr. Burns: All I wanted was to destroy our delicate ecosystem. And this is the thanks I get. [sighs]
 * Smithers: I'm sorry, sir. Want me to get some goons to rough up Al Gore?
 * Mr. Burns: I'd like that.
 * [Smithers pulls his cellphone out]


 * [Inisde Mayor Quimby's pool]
 * EA Executive: Congratulations, Quimby. You've made Grand Theft Scratchy Day a tremendous success.
 * Mayor Quimby: Thank you, [bleep]. Why don't we celebrate with some interns?


 * [At the game engine in Bargain Bin]
 * Homer: Oh my god! It's a nerd!
 * Will Wright: That's right. The nerdiest nerd in all the computerverse! [laughs]
 * Lisa: Dad! That's Will Wright. Designer of Sim City and The Sims.
 * Will Wright: Don't forget my biggest flop: Sim Sandwich. It's failure drove me mad. Mad!


 * [At their spaceship, watching Bart and Lisa talking to Captain McCallister after they defeated the dolphins]
 * Kodos: They foiled our plot. We must have revenge!
 * Kang: Revenge!
 * Kodos: Vengeance!
 * Kang: Revenge!
 * Kodos: Payback is ours!
 * [An oven dings]
 * Kang: The mini-eggrolls are done.
 * [They take out a tray of eggrolls and start eating them]
 * Kodos: Eggrolls!
 * Kang: Delicious!
 * Kodos: Hot! Revenge!
 * Kang: Revenge!
 * Kodos: Eggrolls!
 * Kang: Dipping sauce!
 * Kodos: Eggrolls!
 * [Slight pause]
 * Kang: Revenge!


 * [A video game cartridge opens revealing pixelated versions of the Simpsons]
 * Homer: Wow. We look so pixely!
 * Bart: And poorly rendered.
 * Marge: Which one's supposed to be me?
 * Lisa: [to Will Wright] Don't destroy them! They may be obsolete but they're still... alive.
 * 8-bit Homer: Help! He's crazy!
 * 8-bit Bart: If he destroys us, we'll never escape from Krusty Island!
 * 8-bit Marge: I'm Marge!