Catchphrases

Many characters in The Simpsons are known for having wacky catchphrases.

Simpson Family Catchphrases

 * Aaah! Sideshow Bob! (said by everyone in the family except Maggie when they encounters him)

Homer Simpson

 * D'oh!
 * Woo Hoo!
 * Why you little!
 * Mmm... (type of food)
 * Aaargh!
 * Stupid Flanders...
 * BART!
 * LISA!
 * Boring!
 * Oh, my God! (heard in a few episodes)

Bart Simpson

 * Eat My Shorts!
 * Aww, geez!
 * Whoa, mama!
 * Don't Have a Cow, Man!
 * Shut Up, Lisa
 * Ay Caramba!
 * I Didn't Do It! (sometimes followed by "Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!")
 * I'm Bart Simpson, Who the Hell are You?
 * Aww Man',
 * Eep! (Said whenever he realizes he's in serious trouble)
 * Bart has also been known to say D'oh like Homer. Being only ten years old, it is more high-pitched than Homer's.
 * Get bent!
 * Oww! Quit it!
 * Cowabunga! (a running joke is that this is his main catchphrase despite the fact that he rarely says it)

Marge Simpson

 * Hmm...
 * So many [blank]s!
 * Homie

Maggie Simpson

 * (Pacifier Suck)

Lisa Simpson

 * If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
 * Quit it, Bart!
 * BAAAART!
 * Mom, Bart's (doing something rude, such as making faces or ruining her work)
 * Whaaaat?! (Copying Moe's catchphrase)

Other Characters

 * Ned Flanders
 * Hi-Diddily-Ho!
 * Okily Dokily!
 * He often inserts words like "diddly" and "doodly" in between everything he says.
 * Rod and Todd Flanders
 * Yay!!!
 * Moe Szyslak
 * Ah, geez!!!
 * Aww, what's a matter, Homer?
 * WhaaaaAAAAAT?!
 * When Bart does his prank call on Moe, Moe often responds by swearing he will do something bad to him.
 * I'm looking for (Insert name here)! (INSERT NAME HERE)!! (everyone laughs)


 * Comic Book Guy
 * Thank you
 * Worst (Insert Noun) Ever!
 * Best... (Insert Noun)... Ever...


 * Charles Montgomery Burns
 * Excellent!
 * Release the Hounds!
 * Smithers, who's that (insulting term)? (He mostly refers to Homer, as Burns always forgets Homer's name.)
 * Simpson, eh?
 * Smithers!
 * Ahoy-hoy? (when answering the phone)


 * Waylon Smithers
 * That's Homer Simpson, one of your (insulting term) from sector 7G.
 * Yes, sir?


 * Barney Gumble
 * Braap!


 * Krusty the Clown
 * (Goofy Giggle)
 * Hey, Hey, Kids!
 * It's your old pal Krusty here
 * I didn't do it!


 * Professor Frink
 * Ng Hey!
 * Glavin!
 * With the [first noun] and the [second noun] and the hey hey hey!


 * Database
 * Mmya


 * Nelson Muntz
 * Haw Haw!
 * Mrs. Muntz
 * Haw Haw!
 * "I wouldn't put it past him."


 * Julius Hibbert
 * (Jovial Chuckle)


 * Nick Riviera
 * Hi, Everybody!
 * Bye, Everybody!


 * Edna Krabappel
 * Ha!


 * Helen Lovejoy
 * Think of the Children!
 * Would someone Please think of the Children?


 * Snake Jailbird
 * Dude!
 * Bye!


 * Gary Chalmers
 * SKINNER!
 * SEEEEYYYMOOUURRR!
 * SSSSIMMMMPPSOOONN!


 * Agnes Skinner
 * SEYMOUR!


 * The Yes Guy
 * Yeees!


 * Sea Captain
 * Yargh!


 * Troy McClure
 * Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such (insert appearance type) as (insert title) and (insert second title)!


 * Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Thank You, Come Again!


 * The Rich Texan
 * Yee Haw!! *fires 2 pistols in the air*


 * Chief Wiggum
 * Assorted puns and word play involving pop culture, e.g. "Hold it right there, Manfred Manslaughter!"
 * Cuff 'em, Lou. ”


 * Bumblebee Man
 * Ay Ay Ay!
 * (In Spanish) Un Burro Amoroso (A Lover Donkey)


 * Sideshow Bob
 * Hello, Bart.
 * (evil laughter)
 * (grumbling) (mostly after getting hit in the face or on the head)


 * Reverend Lovejoy (in earlier seasons)
 * D--- Flanders.


 * Leopold
 * Listen up, you little FREAKS!


 * Dr. Foster
 * May God have mercy on us all.


 * Sarah Wiggum
 * CLANCY!


 * Duffman
 * Usually refers to himself in 3rd person, e.g. "Duffman can still party and dance!"
 * Oh Yeah!!