Mom and Pop Art/Quotes


 * Marge: You've created something people truly love. You really are an artist.
 * Homer: No, I'm just a nut who couldn't build a barbecue. You'll always be the artist in this family.

(At the museum)
 * Homer: Aw, why does art hate me? I never did anything to art. (notices that his arm is stuck through a painting) Uh, let's get out of here.


 * Moe: So you guys are Eurotrash, how's that working out for you?
 * Guenter: To be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex.
 * Moe: Uh-huh. So where would this sea be located?


 * Homer: I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I painted portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr.
 * Marge: That's MY life you're describing!


 * Homer: This isn't art. It's just a barbecue that pushed me too far. (to the barbecue) Didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?