500 Keys/Quotes


 * Bart: Time is get my mischief on. (Bart holds a key beloning to U.S. Mail.) Let's starts with a little federal crime.

(Bart opens a mail box.)
 * Random Guy: Oh man, thank god. I can get back that angry letter I wrote to my boss.
 * Random Woman: I really didn't want that subscription to The Atlanic.
 * Professor Frink: Yes, and this patent application for a robot dog could use a bit more tinkering. With the biting and chewing on my tuchus. (Robot Dog shoots lasters.) Oh, the laster eyes! Why did I give them to him?
 * Bart: What the...? I tred to bad and I did good.
 * Lovejoy: Haw-haw!