User:Melee714

Homer Simpson: [Homer is buying a shirt] ... And I want the monogram to read "M-a-x P-o-w..." Store Clerk: Sir, traditionally, mongrams are just your initials. Homer Simpson: Max Power doesn't abbrieviate! In his name, each letter is as important as the one that preceded it. Maybe even *more* important... No, *as* important. Store Clerk: Fine. [She walks away with the shirt to apply the monogram] Homer Simpson: And if there's any room left, add a bunch of exclamation points and a pirate flag!