Testify


 * Testify may also refer to the album The Simpsons: Testify

Testify is a song from the episode "Faith Off". Bart and the congregation of his new church sing it during services.

Lyrics

 * Bart: (holding up skateboard) Satan, eat my shorts!
 * Crowd cheers
 * Bart: (Singing) I was a sinner, a real bad kid. What thou shalt not, I shalt did. Neighbor's cat I tried to neuter, took a whiz on the school's computer.
 * Sherri and Terri: He took a whiz, oh, yes he did.
 * Bart: But now I changed, you can't deny. Come on up, and testify.
 * Sherri and Terri: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
 * Grampa: My hip's misbehavin'. (Bart knocks his cane away)
 * Sherri and Terri: Testify!
 * Patty: Got a nicotine cravin'. (Bart slaps away the cigarettes)
 * Sherri and Terri: Testify!
 * Professor Frink: Got a cramp in my glavin. (Bart kicks Frink's rump)
 * Bart: Testify!
 * All: Testify! Testify!
 * Milhouse: My glasses make me look like a geek!
 * Bart: (takes them off and tosses them aside) Now you'll get the girls you seek!
 * Sherri and Terri: We'll see you at Makeout Creek!
 * Crowd:	Bart's the boy of the hour, he's got the power. So raise your voice and don't be shy, Testi -- testi --
 * Crowd + Bart: Tes ... ti ... fy!
 * Crowd: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!