Day of the Jackanapes/Quotes


 * [[Bart]]: Hello family.
 * Marge: Where have you been young man, it's nearly bed time.
 * Bart: I was… I was…
 * (Bob appears in a thought bubble)
 * [[Sideshow Bob]]: If anyone asks…you were at the flower shop.
 * Bart: I was at the flower shop.
 * Homer: Oh yeah, uh…I was at the flower shop too. Yep. Getting drunk at the ol' flower shop.


 * Sideshow Bob: The rake, my archenemy!
 * Bart: I thought I was your archenemy!
 * Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart


 * Marge: Well, I think it's good for a show to go off the air before it becomes stale and repetitive!
 * Smithers: Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!
 * (The family looks at him blankly.)


 * Sideshow Bob: You are in my power!
 * Bart: I am at your command!
 * Sideshow Bob: I didn't say anything about command. I said "You are in my power." Now, say it!
 * Bart: I am in your power.
 * Sideshow Bob: Good. No, go back to command, I like that better.