Treehouse of Horror IX/Quotes


 * Apu: Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do?
 * Snake (possessing Homer): You sent me to the chair.
 * Apu: (gasps) Snake? But you're dead!
 * Snake: I know you are, but what am I?




 * Bart: You've got to fight the hair, dad.
 * Homer: But I look so youthful and hunky.
 * Snake: (possessing Homer) The kid's gotta die.
 * Homer: But I love my son.
 * Snake: More than a lush head of hair?
 * Homer: Don't make me choose! (Snake laughs) No!
 * (Homer tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it)
 * I love you, son!
 * Bart: I love you too, dad.