Diz-Nee Tour Guide 2

Diz-Nee Tour Guide 2 is a tour guide at the Diz-Nee Historical Park. He narrates a reenactment of the battle between Springfield and a surrendering enemy army, which Springfield's army killed anyway.

However, when it was discovered that the students of Springfield Elementary School were attempting to watch the reenactment without paying, he suspended the battle and ordered the reenactors to chase Springfield's students out.