Bart vs. Thanksgiving

{{episode
 * image = Bart vs. Thanksgiving (Promo Picture).gif|250px
 * Episode Number = 20
 * productionCode = 7F07
 * originalAirdate = November 22, 1990
 * main_character(s)=Bart Simpson
 * blackboardText = "I will not do that thing with my tongue."
 * couchGag = Startled Grampa couch gag
 * Written By = George Meyer
 * Directed By = David Silverman
 * specialGuestVoices = Greg Berg|Show Runner = James L. Brooks Matt Groening Sam Simon

{{Quote|Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece! [which Bart destroyed] Things like that always happen in this family.|Lisa Simpson}}

Bart vs. Thanksgiving is the seventh episode of Season 2. It marks the first appearance of Lou as an African-American, who was mistakenly colored yellow in the previous season.

Synopsis
On Thanksgiving Day, Bart gets the entire family angry at him and runs away from home. However, when he sees what life is like on the seedy side of town (and ends up on the evening news), he realizes how good matters are for him and returns home.

Full story
On Thanksgiving Day, Lisa is making a centerpiece for Thanksgiving which honors women such as Georgia O'Keeffe, Susan B. Anthony, and Marjory Stoneman Douglas (the latter worked her whole life to preserve the Florida Everglades). Meanwhile, Bart is in the kitchen with Marge while cooking Thanksgiving dinner, while Homer watches the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and a football game on TV.



While Grandpa, Patty, Selma, and Jacqueline arrive and assemble at the table, Lisa brings in her carefully-crafted centerpiece and proudly presents it. Bart brings in the turkey, and he complains that the centerpiece was "taking up real value estate" for the turkey. Bart and Lisa escalate into chaos, causing the centerpiece to get thrown into the fireplace and quickly burn to a cinder and get into a fight, only to be separated by Homer and Marge and Lisa runs up to her room crying and Homer sends Bart to his room without Thanksgiving dinner and Marge tells Bart that Thanksgiving was ruined because of him.

After Marge consoles Lisa, she tells Bart he can come downstairs to dinner on the condition he gives a genuine apology in front of everyone. Bart scoffs at the directive and chooses he doesn't have to take his punishment and runs away from home. However, Homer scolds Santa's Little Helper and confines him outside when he tries to eat some of the turkey, and Bart takes the family dog with him.

During the walk, Bart sneaks into Burns' mansion, where he attempts to steal a freshly baked pie, but is soon caught and forced outside by the hounds. Bart and Santa's Little Helper then wander to the seedy part of town (known as "The Wrong Side of the Tracks"), and Bart donates his blood plasma at a blood bank for $12. Bart then goes to a soup kitchen, where Thanksgiving dinner is served to homeless people. There, Kent Brockman is doing a report on the dinner, where he delivers a self-serving commentary on how the patrons are forgotten on Thanksgiving. Later, Brockman interviews Bart, where he mocks his family and refuses to apologize. The family sees the report on TV, and Homer immediately calls the police.

As Bart exits the shelter, one of the bums asks Bart if he's got a home. Bart agrees, and seeing how the bums need the money more than he does, offers the money he got from his blood donation to the bums. Remorseful, Bart realizes how he has more than the bums with whom he shared Thanksgiving, chooses to return home. However, once he arrives home, Bart considers what his folks might say to him. He imagines himself being greeted warmly and offering an apology, but then they scornfully mock him and laugh in his face as he grovels an apology, then begin to blame him for everything (Homer being bald, Grampa being old, Maggie not talking, and Uncle Sam for making America lose it's spirit). Bart chooses that he shouldn't have came back and goes on top of the roof.

Meanwhile, as Homer and Marge are interviewed by the police, Lisa is upstairs, writing in her diary and conceding defeat. She begins to cry because of Bart's absence, after which Bart calls her outside. There, the two discuss what happened, and Bart still refuses to apologize in the belief that he has done nothing wrong. Lisa tells him to look deeper. Bart comes to realize that he hurt her feelings by destroying something that she considered dear. Bart finally apologizes and Lisa happily kisses him and Homer watches them from the window. Then Homer leads the family in prayer blessing for Bart's reunion, as they enjoy a late night Thanksgiving feast of turkey sandwiches and displaying the thankful spirit that was absent from the earlier debacle.