Mouse, M.D.

"Mouse, M.D." is an episode of The Itchy & Scratchy Show.

Plot
Scratchy comes into a hospital with a splinter in his hand. Itchy, as Scratchy's doctor, then walks into the room, saws both of Scratchy's legs off and puts them in his ear. He looks at him questionably and looks at a board that reads:

(Check) Stick Legs in Ears (Check) Replace Heart with Spider (Check) Acid Enema (Check) Go Through Wallet

A lightbulb then appears over Scratchy head, he grabs the bulb, breaks it and uses it to cut Scratchy's head off, then he puts his head in his stomach and stitches it up. Scratchy then gives birth to his head and nurses it.