Homer Goes to College/Quotes


 * Nerd: "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We'll be fine."
 * (Snake comes up to them)
 * Snake: "Uh, wallet inspector."
 * Doug: "Oh, well. Here you go. I believe everything's in order."
 * Snake: "Woah. I can't believe that worked!"
 * Homer: (seeing what happened) "Hey...that's not the wallet inspector."




 * Homer: "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T....Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T."