Lisa the Greek/Quotes


 * Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver.
 * Homer phones Moe
 * Homer: Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?
 * Moe{slyly}: I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?
 * Chief Wiggum: Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster.


 * Homer has just lost his bet
 * Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong.
 * Homer: DOH! Why did you not say that before?