Lisa the Drama Queen/Quotes


 * Lisa: I need some candy for our first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
 * Bart: M&M's?
 * Lisa: Well, if I pick plain she'll think I'm cheap, and if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
 * Bart: How about Charleston Chew?
 * Lisa: What is this, Brooklyn in the fifties? Don't just say stuff.
 * Bart: You asked for my help, then you don't want it.
 * Apu: Excuse me, but why not consider an Almond Joy? It looks like you only brought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
 * Lisa: Finally, a real suggestion!
 * Bart: If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!


 * [When Marge forbids Lisa from seeing Juliet]
 * Lisa: You can't keep Juliet and me apart! I'll... I'll disobey!
 * Marge: I'm Bart Simpson's mother, do you think you've got any tricks I haven't seen. [leaves the room; Lisa climbs out the window and slides down the tree only to land in a laundry basket being held by Marge] Bart Simpson: Age 3.
 * [They both go back inside; Bart comes out of a hidden door in the tree dressed up in black]
 * Bart Simpson: Age 10. Mhwahahahaha!