Children of a Lesser Clod/Quotes

Rod Flanders: Can Mr. Simpson watch us everyday?

Ned Flanders: (chuckles) Oh, Roddy, he's not running a daycare center.

Homer: Don't tell me what I'm not doing.

Ned Flanders: So you are running a daycare center?

Homer: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't ya?

Ned Flanders: Why, I sure would. It would give the boys a place to go after school.

Homer: Then I'll do it. Just to see the look on your face.

[Ned smiles]

Homer: That's the one.



Arnie Pie: [describing Homer's actions] He's jumping out of the car, Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence. Now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that, and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe, and he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!

Kent Brockman: Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?

Arnie Pie: I can't see through metal, Kent!