Krusty Gets Kancelled/Quotes


 * Bart: Moe, look over there! (as a distraction)
 * Moe: What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon… What? What, is that it?
 * (Homer walks into Moe's Tavern)
 * Homer: Hey Moe, can I look, too?
 * Moe: Sure, but it'll cost ya.
 * Homer: My wallet's in the car.
 * (Homer runs out)
 * Moe: He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.


 * Krusty: Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt?
 * Bart: Ed Sullivan?


 * 'Squeeky-Voiced Teen': Here's your taco mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow!


 * Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry.
 * Krusty: Know him? He's my worthless half-brother.
 * Lisa: He's a big TV star.
 * Krusty: Yeah, on Fox. (Sticks out tounge)


 * Reverend Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that". But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".
 * Jasper: What's this about Gabbo?