There's No Disgrace Like Home/Quotes


 * Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.




 * Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
 * Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
 * Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
 * Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.




 * Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
 * Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
 * Homer: D'oh!




 * Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!




 * [The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]
 * Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
 * Bart: No belching.
 * Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!
 * Marge: Look, napkins!
 * Bart: These people are obviously freaks.




 * [Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers stand in front of the Simpsons family.]
 * Mr. Burns: And this must be... er... Brat.
 * Bart: Bart.
 * Homer: Don't correct the man, Brat.