David

David is a Biblical hero. Goliath killed David's oldest friend Methuselah, and David elects to get revenge on Goliath. He is initially overpowered, with Goliath hurdling David through the air in a slingshot and pounding his head on the ground, among other acts of violence. Eventually he manages to drive Goliath off of a tower, defeating him with the help of Ralph. However, the townspeople reveal that Goliath was a great, productive leader and that David was now the enemy of the town.