Grand Theft Scratchy/Quotes

In certain parts of the level

 * When will pimps and gangsters get along?
 * What if Grand Theft Auto is about the bus driver Otto?
 * Why are there no video games about philosophy?
 * I feel fear and liberal guilt!

Attacking enemies

 * My mum: the Ghostface Killah.
 * You trash that street trash, mom!

Recruiting members

 * Woof woof! Bark bark!
 * Who's a good mob? Who's a good mob?
 * There's a new Mac Daddy in town: a Mac Mommy!
 * Nag powers: activate!
 * Yo dogs! Let's do this thing!
 * I'm your human master!
 * Attention gangsters: Marge is in charge!
 * Cartoon dogs: obey!
 * Where's my bitches!
 * Time for pimps and hoes to work together!
 * Let's get mobby!

Ordering her mob

 * Break it down with a break down!
 * Break it, I get the receipt.
 * Destroy this non-specific thing!
 * Pop an ass in their caps!
 * Punch with your fists!
 * Unpimp the house!
 * Raise that slum-shack!
 * Extreme makeover - Marge Edition!

Attacking enemies

 * Way to scourge filth, Lisa!
 * Where did mice learn to swear?
 * Step off, fool!

Mouse Pimps

 * I am the notorious M.O.U.S.E.
 * Pimpin' ain't easy.
 * That Larry the Cable Guy cracks me up.
 * I gotta get my baby mama an Escalade.

Itchy Gangsters

 * You torn my Sean Johns! (sobs)
 * If you're looking for trouble, you've found it!
 * Where did he go, where did he go?

Scratchy Gangsters

 * Eat death!
 * Kill, kill, kill!