Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?

'''Will There Ever Be a Rainbow? '''is a book authored by Mr. Burns. When he begins to write it, he instead wants someone else to write the book, but since the author wanted to know if he has had sexual relations with a celebrity, he decides to write the story himself. Near the end of the episode Blood Feud, he finishes the story, and gives the Simpsons a copy of the finished product, with the new title: "Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?"