Treehouse of Horror XII/Quotes

Hex and the City

 * Gypsy: [reading Marge's fortune] "I sense you live with much misery."


 * [Homer bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy."]


 * Homer: "The perfect crime. Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday."


 * Gypsy: "I sense I should not take ... a check!" [glares at Homer]

:[At the bar, Moe suggests that Homer use a Leprechaun to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]


 * Carl: "You know, I was hexed by a troll once, and a Leprechaun fixed that right up."


 * Lenny: "Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six Leprechauns."


 * Carl: "Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun."

:''[The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just gotten married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]''


 * Marge: "The best thing about a Gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here."


 * Homer: "Yep. Everything worked out for the best."


 * Marge: "What?! Bart is dead!"


 * Homer: "Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back."


 * Marge: "The Gypsy said it would."


 * Homer: [stubbornly] "She's not the boss of me."