Oh How Do We?

Oh How Do We? is a song from the episode Yokel Chords. It is a parody of the song "Maria" from the musical The Sound of Music. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

 * Lisa:
 * Excuse me? Lisa Simpson with the school paper. Am I to understand you're purposely denying education to these children?


 * (both Seymour Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers stumble to get words out)


 * You haven't heard the last of this!


 * Superintendent Chalmers:
 * (thinking she left the room) Well, I think we've heard the last of this.


 * Lisa:
 * No, you haven't!


 * Seymour Skinner:
 * We're gonna have to give this some thought.


 * Superintendent Chalmers:
 * Let's sing while we think. It'll make it more fun for everyone.


 * Seymour Skinner:
 * How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?


 * Superintendent Chalmers:
 * How do we crush her First Amendment rights?


 * Seymour Skinner:
 * How do we stop her writing up what she saw?


 * Superintendent Chalmers:
 * Would she shut her trap?


 * Seymour Skinner:
 * For a gift card from the Gap?


 * Skinner and Chalmers:
 * She might.


 * Teachers:
 * Oh how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
 * How do we make this righteous less uptight?


 * Seymour Skinner:
 * You have a lovely voice, sir.


 * Superintendent Chalmers:
 * (sighs) Why do you have to make everything weird?