List of Itchy & Scratchy cartoons

This is a list of the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons shown on The Simpsons. There are currently 80 of them. Itchy & Scratchy cartoons in general are most likely a spoof of, but the individual cartoon shorts often spoof particular topics of their own.

I'm Getting Buried in the Morning
Title Pun: I'm getting married in the morning, first line of Get Me to the Church on Time from My Fair Lady. Sypnosis:Scratchy is getting married. Little does he know that Itchy is the Reverend. He takes off his hat and uses as a boomerang to decapitate Scratchy's to-be wife. He opens his eyes and finds that he is holding her head. He also suffers the same fate as his to-be wife. He drives the wedding car with the decapitated couple's head strapped in the boot.

Simpsons Episode: Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Nazi Supermen are our Superiors
Synopsis: This episode was only referenced at in the episode Itchy & Scratchy Land. While we don't know for sure if it is an I&S cartoon, we do know that Roger Meyers Sr. produced it in 1938, and was the one exception to his being "beloved by the world."

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW MY BRAIN IS GONE
Synopsis: Scratchy is typing on his computer "blah." Itchy sneaks by the back of the computer. Without warning, Itchy opens up the CD drive, cutting off part of Scratchy's head, and then causing his brain to go into the computer by causing the CD Drive to close. Itchy then points to the screen, causing Scratchy to realize with horror that his Brain is now integrated into the computer. Itchy then controls Scratchy's actions by pressing the mouse buttons causing him to poke himself in the eyes in the left-right-left-left-right-left order, then begins to position his finger over the "delete" key. Scratchy tries to tell him not to, but Itchy manages to press it, causing the screen to flash "deleted." Scratchy then screams at the loss of his brain as his head explodes. Simpsons Episode: The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield

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Simpsons Episode: There's No Disgrace Like Home

Synopsis: Scratchy chases Itchy into his mouse hole and gets his head stuck. Itchy then puts a bomb in Scratchy's mouth and it explodes. Itchy is then seen rolling Scratchy's head through his ribcage.

Note: The first appearance of Itchy & Scratchy during the regular season run. Also, the only time they are seen in a -esque domestic "Cat & Mouse" setting.

Simpsons Episode: Whacking Day

Synopsis: In Black-and-white footage, Scratchy is led though a crowd à la Lee Harvey Oswald. Itchy leaps out and shoots Scratchy. We hear someone say "He’s got a gun!". Note:Guest Director Oliver Stone

Simpsons episode: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

Synopsis: In a World War II-era cartoon, Itchy and Scratchy pummel Adolf Hitler to a fine mess before turning on each other. President Franklin Roosevelt appears and kicks the remains of Hitler and Scratchy, while Itchy holds up a sign saying "save scrap iron".

Simpsons episode: The Girl Who Slept Too Little

Synopsis: Scratchy buys a ticket to see the musical Cats. Usher Itchy seats Scratchy in the front row. After only a few seconds, Scratchy becomes bored and shoots himself, blowing his head off. The audience member next to him, a matronly dog, is covered in blood and shushes Scratchy's headless corpse.

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy knocks Scratchy's eyes out with a mallet, and Scratchy kneels and starts feeling around the floor for his eyes. Itchy produces two small bombs (with fuses lit) and puts them in front of Scratchy for him to find. Scratchy touches the bombs, thinks they are his eyes, and puts them in his eye sockets. Shortly after that, Scratchy is in front of a mirror combing his hair when he notices the bombs. Scratchy screams and the bombs explode.

Simpsons Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Synopsis: Itchy is aiming a bow and arrow at Scratchy, who has an apple on his head. Itchy shoots the arrow and it hits the apple. As Scratchy feels relieved, the arrow is revealed to have pierced a tank of Carbonic Acid which falls on Scratchy, who is burned to the bones. He is then seen running and screaming in pain.

Simpsons Episode: You Kent Always Say What You Want

Synopsis: Scratchy is walking down the street and notices a lady cat made out of dynamite. He kisses her, and the lady cat explodes, blowing Scratchy into pieces. Itchy walks out of a shop and starts juggling Scratchy's body parts in front of an audience of animals. Note: Because of large cutbacks at the network, the normal voice actors quit, and Krusty dubs his voice over the cartoon, sounding very uninterested (Mainly due to annoyance at the fact that he has to be affected by the $10,000,000 fine due to Kent Brockman's swearing on the air). He reckons that Itchy killed Scratchy because Scratchy was messing with his wife.

Simpsons Episode The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Synopsis: Scratchy is part of an ice sculpture. Itchy starts sawing him with a chainsaw, when Poochie (with Homer's voice) shows to say something important. His mouth doesn't move while we can hear Roger Meyers Jr. voice saying "My Planet needs me". The animation cell is lifted off the animation and the end of the episode a handwritten note says "Poochie died on his way home"