The Debarted/Quotes

(A rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after)

Ralph Wiggum: The rat symbolizes obviousness!

Bart: Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.

Ralph Wiggum: (about Donny) When he grows up, I want to be like me!

Homer: Unlike love, respect can't be bought.

Lisa: I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.

(After the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion.)

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! (pause) Skinner?

Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.

Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.

Donny: Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple." Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?

Mrs. Krabappel: (sighs) Pretty much.

Superintendent Chalmers: We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.

Principal Skinner: By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.

Superintendent Chalmers: That's long to a kid.

Homer [singing to the tune of Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"]: Driver of a loaner car...

Principal Skinner: Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz.