Raphael

Wiseguy (also commonly known as the Sarcastic Clerk, Raphael, or middle-aged man), is a man with a sarcastic outlook on life.

One-Time Jobs
He has held numerous jobs in Springfield including: garage owner, mail man, taxi driver, gun salesman, Noiseland Video Arcade proprietor and various shop clerks and handymen. He is seen driving the Krusty glass vans around Evergreen Terrace. He is also seen working alongside Sideshow Mel as a security guard for the Springfield Museum, and attacks Homer and Bart for "being in serious violation of his authority".

Usual Jobs
However, his most-occurring job is a repo-man, of which when he "accidentally" hurts Milhouse, he says "Ha ha! I love this job!" .

Character Traits
He is usually seen as a balding smoker with gray hair and a gray moustache. He usually refers to people as "boyo" or "pally". In Boy Meets Curl, He Had Brown Hair.

Model for Character
His voice is intended to resemble Charles Bronson, as seen when the Simpsons try to travel to Branson, Missouri, but mistakenly end up in Bronson, Missouri first.

Real Name
Sideshow Bob identifies his first name as Raphael.