Treehouse of Horror X/Quotes


 * Xena: Must… remove… breast plate!

(Nerds all take out their cameras)


 * Homer: Hey….we just got away with murder! And it was so easy (sees Milhouse in street) you know… I've never liked that little wiener Milhouse (turns to run over, Marge stops him)
 * Marge: No more murders!
 * Homer: But you got to kill…
 * Marge: No!


 * Guy: Name, please!
 * Homer: Certainly. I'm ... the piano genius from the ... movie Shine!
 * Guy: Uh huh, and your name is?
 * Homer: Uhh, Shiny McShine?


 * Homer: Hello?
 * Mysterious Voice: I know you're alone!
 * Homer: Uh... who is this?
 * Mysterious Voice: Is this... Maude Flanders?
 * Homer: No it's Homer...
 * Moe: Oh! Hey Homer, it's Moe! I must have dialed the wrong number.