Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes/Appearances

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Characters

 * Homer Simpson
 * Marge Simpson
 * Bart Simpson
 * Lisa Simpson
 * Maggie Simpson
 * Charles Montgomery Burns
 * Mayor Quimby
 * Irish Boy Most Resembling a Potato
 * Leprechaun
 * Disco Stu
 * Maude Flanders (mentioned)
 * Cletus Spuckler
 * Brandine Spuckler
 * Comic Book Guy
 * Northern Irish Leprechaun
 * Moe Syzlak
 * Baby Gerald
 * The Thing
 * The Hulk
 * Patrick Farley
 * Clancy Wiggum
 * Lou
 * Eddie
 * Lenny Leonard
 * Carl Carlson
 * Blue Haired Lawyer
 * Sam
 * Roy Snyder
 * Lucky Jim
 * Wolf
 * Gil
 * Snake
 * Gloria
 * Ned Flanders
 * Patty Bouvier
 * Selma Bouvier
 * Bernice Hibbert (mentioned)
 * Julius Hibbert (mentioned)
 * Waylon Smithers (mentioned)
 * Dredrick Tatum
 * Sideshow Bob(cameo)
 * Fat Tony
 * Seymour Skinner
 * Chalmers
 * Agnes Skinner
 * Springfield Bear

Locations

 * River Springfield
 * Springfield Elementary School
 * Springfield Court House
 * Bail Bonds
 * Springfield Mall
 * The Leftorium
 * Just Vinegar
 * Expensive Coffee in Little Cups
 * Books 'n' More
 * Au Naturel
 * Luigi's
 * 742 Evergreen Terrace
 * Skinners House
 * Springfield Subway
 * Flanders House
 * Springfield Planetarium

Vehicles

 * Marge's Stationwagon
 * Police Car
 * Lil' Bandit
 * Pink Sedan
 * Subway Train