Treehouse of Horror V/Transcript

Opening sequence
(Marge comes out from behind a curtain)

Marge: Hello, once again. As usual, I must warn you that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you who have children want to send them off to bed and-- (someone hands her a paper) Oh my, it seems the show is so scary, that Congress won't even let us show it. Instead, they've requested the 1941, Glenn Ford movie, 2000 Miles to Oregon.

(A scene from the movie plays and then is cut off with a flash. The flash then extends into a line.)

Bart: There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are in control of the transmission.

Homer: What's that boy? We're in control? Hey, look! I can see my voice! (laughs) Brrrr! Beep! Beep! Blub-blub-blub-blub-blub! This is my voice on TV...

Bart: Dad, you're ruining the mood!

Homer: Sorry.

Bart: For the next half-hour, we will control what you see and hear. You are about to experience the terror and fowl horror of...(the line turns into the family) The Simpsons Halloween Special.