Grade-School Romance: A Guide to Love for the Befuddled Adolescent

Grade-School Romance: A Guide to Love for the Befuddled Adolescent is a section within Bart Simpson's Guide to Life. It features:
 * Girl with glasses chanting about Lisa and Martin sitting in a tree
 * Wendell Borton staring at her with 3 hearts above his head
 * Nelson Muntz referring to a girl as freckle-freak, snot nose, barf-o-lina, maggot mouth and puke-elele
 * The girl referring to Nelson as bucket-butt, booger-brain, poo poo breath, goober lips and pee dog