User blog:Guagua180/The Simpsons: Homer the Intolerant

I have invented the script for an episode of The Simpsons. What do you think?

In Springfield Nuclear Power Plant...

Lenny: Hey, Homer. You know the new security guard?

Homer: A new security guard? Oh, I have to see!

Later...

Homer: Hi, I'm Homer! And you are ...?

Security guard: I'm Harry Malilton.

Homer: Hi, Harry... You like donuts?

Harry: No, I do not like anything.

Homer: Ahhhh!!! Monster, monster, monster!!!

Harry: Er... Goodbye, Homer!

Homer: Goodbye, monster...

Later, in Simpson House...

Homer: That seemed friendly security guard, but no! He did not share my taste with the donuts.

Marge:Homer, your children and I think you are very intolerant with people who are different from you.

Bart: As with the family of my friend Bashir ...

Homer: I have convinced! From now Homer Simpson be tolerant of others! Start making friends with people different from me ...

In Frink's house... 

Homer: Professor Frink ... What ... do you like?

Frink: Glayvin! I like atoms...

Homer: Atoms? What is that? How about some new cereal? Mmm ... cereals ...

Frink: But ...! You work at a Nuclear Power Plant!

Homer: Yes What do you have to see atoms with that?

Frink: Homer, this friendship does not work ...

Homer: (Sarcastic) Oops, the nerd with glasses says that our friendship does not work! And whose fault is that?The nerd, because I have more power to them! Heh, heh!

Another day...

Homer:  Hello, Bumblebee Man!

Bumblebee Man: Oh, do not call me that! My work-o is horrible! At night, I have nightmares still attacks the woodpeckero loco!

Homer: Okay, Pedro...

Bumblebee Man: No, loco man! They call me Peter reminds me of my ex-wife who asked el divorco! Call me Chespirito...

Homer: Er... You like beer, Chespirito?

Bumblebee Man: You broke my heart again! Chespirito reminds me of my late mother! Carumba! Ay, mom! Where are you?

Homer: Fixed, I have a new name to call you!Stupid!

Bumblebee Man (Angry): Very funny, bald evil!

Homer: Oh, it was a joke. Stupid, did you see the game last night?

Bumblebee Man: Ay, ay, ay! No me gustas! You are bad and offensive! I see you in the hell-o!

'''To be continued... No is a joke! No have time in this moment! I will follow soon!'''