What the Pool Boy Saw

What the Pool Boy Saw is a risqué short film made by the residents of Springfield Retirement Castle and submitted to the Springfield Film Festival. It was directed and filmed by Abraham Simpson and starred Jasper Beardley as the pool boy and Mrs. Glick as the lady of the house.

In the first scene, Abe, directing the film while running an old-style hand-cranked camera, cued the actors: "What the Pool Boy Saw, take one!"

Mrs. Glick said suggestively to Jasper, "Well, Pool Boy, how'd you like to scrub the algae off my bottom?" Then she ripped her dress open and took it off, revealing an old-fashioned bathing suit underneath.

Jasper replied, "Oooh, I'm hip to your pitch, Hot Mama," and tore his own shirt off, revealing a tank-top style undershirt. Then, breaking chracter, he said, "Now what do we do?"

Mrs, Glick and Jasper then looked to Abe for direction, but he had fallen asleep leaning on the camera.