Bart the Murderer/Quotes


 * Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
 * Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
 * Bart: No.
 * Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
 * Bart: Uh uh.
 * Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
 * Bart: I guess that's okay.
 * Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
 * Bart: Hell, no!