Bagged Me a Homer

Bagged Me a Homer is a song sung by Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D'Angelo) in the episode Colonel Homer. The music and lyrics were written by Beverly D'Angelo herself. It is the thirty-second track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

Lyrics

 * Lurleen:
 * Oh, the bases were empty
 * On the diamond of my heart
 * When the coach called me up to the plate.
 * I've been swingin' and missin'
 * And lovin' and kissin'
 * My average was point double eight.


 * So I spit on my hands,
 * Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
 * And pointed right toward centerfield,
 * This time, I'm hittin' a home run,
 * This time, love is for real.


 * I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice,
 * A lovin' fly for you,
 * I've been slumpin' off season,
 * But now, I found a reason
 * I've struck on a love that is true.


 * I used to play the field,
 * I used to be a roamer.
 * But season's turnin' round for me now.
 * I finally bagged me a homer!


 * That's right.


 * I finally bagged me a homer!


 * Sound booth guy:
 * Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off. We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.