Bart's Girlfriend/Quotes


 * Jessica: You're bad Bart, and I like it.




 * Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
 * Bart: I didn't take it.
 * Homer: Why you little- (Homer strangles Bart) How could you look at me and lie like that?
 * Marge: Homer stop that! I believe him.
 * Homer: Tell me, if he didn't take the money, why is he wearing those fancy clothes?
 * Marge: That's what he wore to church!




 * Principal Skinner: Congratulations Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.
 * Groundskeeper Willie: There's not? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!




 * Bart: Three months!? Aww!
 * Jessica: Hi Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair.
 * Bart: Ohh!
 * Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?
 * Bart: Really? Uh, sure.
 * Jessica: Great. We eat at 7:00.
 * Bart: There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!




 * Marge: 30 cents off Shake N' Bake? Homer!
 * Homer: We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed.




 * Homer: Stop him! He's heading for the window!