Weapons

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.45 Magnum
In Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie, Jasper aims the handgun at Abe who was attempting to steal his dentures.

Homer Simpson buys one in the episode The Cartridge Family.The weapon deeply worries Marge as she is afraid that Homer will shoot one of his own family, which Homer replies with, "TV said that?". Later when Homer says he will get rid of it, he actually hides in the vegetable crisper, as a means to hide it from Bart. And Marge leaves him as a result. After she leaves, Homer says "This gun has cost me everything, everything exept my precious gun." After a failed NRA meeting, Homer falsely claims that he has gotten rid of the gun again when he comes to apologise to Marge and take her back home. However, when Snake robs the motel, he reveales he still has the gun. after Snake leaves, Homer askes Marge to get rid of it as he would only lie again. However the last scene shows that she keeps the gun. It appeares to be a black Colt Anaconda in .45 Magnum, instead of the standard chrome plating.

Rifle
In Treehouse of Horror XIII segment "Send in the Clones" Homer used a rifle to shoot the three clones that admitted to knowing the way home

Sawed-off shotgun
Moe Szyslak is variously seen aiming a sawed-off shotgun at regulars to his bar.

In 22 Short Films About Springfield, Herman points the barrels of a sawed-off shotgun at a gagged and bound Chief Wiggum and Snake Jailbird.

In Bart's Inner Child, Krusty the Clown aims a sawed-off shotgun at Homer to prevent him from bringing back the trampoline.

In $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling), Homer uses one to defend him and the kids from the "bogyman".

In Tree House of Horror Homer uses a shotgun to dispatch the Zombie Flanders - "He was a zombie?"

Tommy Gun
Grampa in his war days has something that looks like a thompson in The Flying Hellfish.

5-in-1 Gun
Moe Syzlak says with a few 'minor' adjustments, you can turn one gun into 5 guns during the episode The Cartridge Family.

SMG (Sub Machine Gun)
Apu welds one in 138th Episode Spectacular in an alternate ending to Who Shot Mr. Burns?

Knife
Marge uses one to chop up food, Sideshow Mel welds one in Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One).

Mini Pistol
Barney Gumble welds one in Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One).

Silenced 9mm
Principal Seymour Skinner welds one in Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One).

Wacking Stick
Homer welds one in the Whacking Day episode.

Slingshot
Bart uses this a lot, his ammo differs all the time, ranging from Cats to Stink Bombs.

Dynamite
Used in most Itchy & Scratchy episodes

Nuclear Bomb
France Blows up Springfield with a Nuke in Treehouse of Horror VIII.

RGB-6 Grenade Launcher
Bart used this during a firing range exercise under the suggestion of the instructor.

Colt M16
SEC agents wields several in The Ziff Who Came To Dinner.

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