Lisa the Beauty Queen/Quotes


 * Pahusacheta: I am Pahusacheta.
 * Her father, Sanjay, and her uncle, Apu are in the audience. They stand and applaud loudly.
 * Apu: Judges, there is your queen!
 *  Pahusacheta: For my talent act I will play MacArthur Park on drums.
 * Audience laughs.
 * Pahusacheta: No, I am serious!
 * Marge: Apu, who is looking after the Kwik-E-Mart while you two are here?
 * Apu: Uh oh!
 * Kwik-E-Mart. Apu left it unguarded. Jimbo Jones and his gang are laughing as they wheel out the Slushie machine.