Trash of the Titans/Quotes


 * Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
 * Homer: That's not how she tells it.




 * Bono: What the!..Bloody Hell!




 * Paul McGuiness (U2 Manager): Who are you? This is off limits.
 * Homer (with Irish Accent): Potato Man.
 * Paul McGuiness: Where the bloody hell have you been? Get in there!




 * (Homer has taken over the video wall. The shots of the U2 bandmembers disappear and are replaced by Homer)
 * Homer: Hey there everyone. I know you like your music but that you are also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. I am here to give you the 911!
 * Homer walks out on stage and is booed
 * Bono: Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! And that issue effects the whole damn planet!
 * Other members of U2 roll their eyes as Bono is going off on a political rant
 * Larry: 'Ere we go again! Want to duck out to Moe's for a pint?
 * The Edge: May I come?
 * Larry: Let me think about it....No.
 * The Edge: Wankers.




 * (Homer wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser)
 * Newspaper headline: SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory.
 * Homer: Woo hoo!
 * Lisa: Dad, are you not going to buy it?
 * Homer: 50¢? Not likely.




 * An angry Mayor Quimby comes into Homer's office
 * Mayor Quimby: Simpson, you idiot! You spent the year's budget in a month! Your department is broke!
 * Homer: Wait! I do believe I have the perfect plan!
 * Quimby: You had better, because those garbagemen will not work for free!
 * Homer: DOH!