Stan Taylor

'Stan "The Boy" Taylor is one of the members of the Springfield Atoms football team. He made his first and so far only appearance in Homer Loves Flanders when his team were playing the Shelbyville Sharks at the Pigskin Classic game.

Past
He used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned Flanders showed him that he could have more.

Chant
Stan, Stan, he's our boy if he can't do it, no one... will