It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge/Quotes


 * Marge: Becky, I'm sorry. I thought you were trying to kill me and steal my family.
 * Becky: Hey, no prob. I was planning to kill you. I even thought of a place to bury you. Then I didn't have a shovel, so I went to the hardware store, and they had six different kinds, and I was just like, "Later!"


 * Bart: The kids are saying if you say "Bloody Margie" five times, she'll appear. But then she gouges your eyes out!
 * Homer: I hear she mates with men, then eats them!


 * Homer: What are these things in the mashed potatoes?
 * Becky: That's the skins. I left them on.
 * Marge: Nobody's perfect, let me just pick thos…
 * Homer: No! Oh Becky…your potatoes are the best I've ever had! Oh, God!


 * Bart: So, any words for the bride and groom?
 * Skinner: Not now, Bart! I'm trying to urinate.
 * Bart: You don't seem to be trying very hard.


 * Bart: Otto, a red traffic light means what?
 * Otto: No time for brainteasers. Today's the day I ask my girlfriend to take a ride on the matrimony pony!