Tennis the Menace/Quotes


 * Lou: Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
 * Wiggum: We did that last night.
 * Lou: Yeah, but this time we got the right address.


 * Homer: Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl's a lead weight.
 * Serena Williams: You're dumping your own daughter?
 * Homer: Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son!
 * Serena Williams: That's horrible!
 * Venus Williams: Yeah, that's pretty low.
 * Homer: (to Venus) Hmm.. you seem less disgusted, let's go!


 * Smithers: Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?
 * Mr. Burns: This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.


 * Marge: And it's gonna do wonders for our social life!
 * Homer: Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over.
 * Ned: Hey, you got a tennis court?
 * Homer: Keep walking, Flanders.
 * Ned: Will do...
 * Homer: Faster!


 * Grandpa: (singing) What's new, Pussycat? (cracks his knee) Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? (cracks his back back) Ohhhhh, god noooo!