Lisa's Date with Density/Quotes


 * Lisa has been sent to detention and is made to repeatedly write on the blackboard
 * Lisa's chalkboard saying: I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
 * Lisa{talking to herself}: How does Bart do this every week?


 * Marge: Homer, I do not like what you are doing.
 * Homer: Just wait Marge, this will make us a lot of money. I have programmed it to call every single number in Springfield. Watch.
 * AT-5000 auto dialer begins war dialing
 * Mr. Burns: Ahoy hoy.
 * Homer: Greetings friend. Do you wish to be as happy as me. Well, you have the power right inside of you. So use it. And send $1 to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace.
 * Mr. Burns hangs up, then takes a one dollar bill out of his wallet
 * Mr. Burns{talking to himself}: Hmm. Eternal happiness for one dollar? Beh, I would be happier with the dollar.

