Simpsons Wiki:Featured quotes

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

 * 1) You can only nominate once a month.
 * 2) The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate
Do your quote like this:

"What the quote is"

- Who said it

If it is more than one line, do it like this:

"line 1 line 2 line 3"

- Who said it

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:

"What person 1 said"

- Who said it "What person 2 said"

- Who said it "What person 1 said again"

- Who said it

The episodes don't need square brackets.

1
"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

- Homer to Bart

Support (2)

 * 1) One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me! 18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Oppose (1)

 * 1) I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

3
"I call the big one Bitey"

- Homer Simpson

Neutral (2)

 * 1) Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Comments
One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

4
''Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station '' "Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"

- Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished"

- Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in"

- Ralph Wiggum

Support (3)

 * 1) One of my favorite Ralph moments. > D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! ( Talk Page This-Away! ) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. Josegiraffio 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles.

Comments

 * This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

5
"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

- Nelson Muntz

Support (3)

 * 1) Good quote. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Agree. > D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! ( Talk Page This-Away! ) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

6
"I like men now"

- Ralph Wiggum

Support (1)

 * 1) > D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! ( Talk Page This-Away! ) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

7
"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

- Homer Simpson

Support (3)

 * 1) I think this is great! Got my support! 16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --Smiley12 was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * 3) I like it locke97 6:04 july 8 2010

Oppose (1)

 * 1) Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

8
"The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."

- Marge Simpson

Support (1)

 * 1) Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator! 13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

 * A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

9
"I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."

- Homer Simpson singing

Oppose (1)

 * 1) Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  ☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

10
"But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"

- Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson

Oppose (1)

 * 1) This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  ☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

11
"Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!"

- Moe Szyslak

Oppose (1)

 * 1) Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  ☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

12
"English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"

- Homer Simpson

Support (2)

 * 1) A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Love this scene. So funny. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  ☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

 * Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆ The   Solar   Dragon  ☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

13
"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

- Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush

14
"Hello, Bart."

- Sideshow Bob