Homer the Whopper/Quotes


 * Comic Book Guy: I played hardball with hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life.


 * Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
 * Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
 * Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
 * Homer: What movie?


 * Studio Exec: Homer, we have a problem.
 * Homer: Fine, I'll give back the Oscars i stole from the lobby. Do you want back the golden globe?
 * Studio Lady: Noo, nooo


 * Lyle McCarthy: I'm going to teach you healthy alternatives to eating. We don't have much time, so we'll do it to a montage to the song, "Eye of the Tiger"
 * Homer: Aww, that song is a little on the nose. Can we do it to David Bowie's "Heroes?"
 * Lyle: Eh, it's your montage


 * Lisa: There were a lot of holes in your story.
 * Studio Exec: That's the problem when you have 17 writers, but don't worry, we have two fresh ones working on it.

[cuts to Maggie and monkey banging at typewriters]


 * Studio Exec: I have a bad feeling about this movie. Our star's overweight, we're way over budget, and that grasshopper raptor we built seems to have developed a mind of its own.