The Blunder Years/Quotes


 * Mr. Burns: What are you people doing in my corpse hatch?!
 * Chief Wiggum: Mr Burns, you're under arrest for murder!
 * Mr. Burns: Oh, did I say "corpse hatch?" I meant "innocence tube!"


 * Homer: Wait a minute! I remember falling in the mud, but I don't think that's why I've been screaming.
 * Moe: Fine, crap all over my theory.


 * Young Moe: Ah, look at all them stars. Bunch of lazy lights, don't do nothing for nobody.


 * Marge: Well, is anything coming back to you?
 * Homer: There have been so many classic Simpsons moments. I remember the time I tried to jump Springfield Gorge

(Cut to flashback)
 * Homer: I'm gonna make it!

(Cut back)
 * Lisa: No, dad! Everyone's sick of that memory!

(Lenny and Carl bring Homer home.)
 * Carl: Sorry, Mrs. S. He was kind of disruptin' things at work.
 * Lenny: Yeah! He ruined nap time and quiet time!


 * Marge: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.
 * Homer: Yeah. Nothing gets hurt, except feelings.


 * Lisa: I came as home as fast as I could! What's going on?
 * Marge: Watch what happens when I spill this blue liquid.

(She cleans it with the paper towel.)
 * Lisa: You pulled me out of school for this?