Stop the Planet of the Apes. I Want to Get Off!

Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off is a fictional musical version of the movie Planet of the Apes starring Troy McClure in the Charlton Heston role in the episode A Fish Called Selma. The title of the musical is a parody of the musical Stop the World - I Want to Get Off! The song "Dr. Zaius" is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Madonna. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Jack Barth. It is the twenty-seventh track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

Dr. Zaius

 * Chimpanzee 1:
 * Help, the human's about to escape!


 * Troy:
 * Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!


 * Chimpanzee 2:
 * (gasps) He can talk!


 * Orangutans:
 * He can talk! He can talk!
 * He can talk! He can talk!
 * He can talk! He can talk!


 * Troy:
 * I can siiiiiiiing!


 * Chimp Nurse:
 * Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutans:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutan 1:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


 * Troy:
 * What's wrong with me?


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * I think you're crazy.


 * Troy:
 * Want a second opinion.


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * You're also lazy.


 * Orangutans:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutan 1:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


 * Troy:
 * Can I play the piano anymore?


 * Dr. Zaius:
 * Of course you can.


 * Troy:
 * Well, I couldn't before.
 * (plays the piano)


 * Orangutans:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutan 1:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!


 * Orangutans:
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
 * Oh, Dr. Zaius!


 * Bart:
 * This play has everything.


 * Homer:
 * Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.

Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

 * Troy:
 * I hate every ape I see
 * From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
 * No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.


 * Oh, my God, I was wrong,
 * It was Earth all along.
 * You finally made a monkey...


 * Ape:
 * Yes we finally made a monkey...


 * Troy and Apes:
 * Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!


 * Troy:
 * I love you, Dr. Zaius!