Skinner's Sense of Snow

Skinner's Sense of Snow Plot
A huge snow storm hits Springfield. Much to Bart and Lisa's dismay, everyone has the day-off, except for Springfield Elementary School. At school, Skinner shows them a crappy Christmas film from the '30's. When the kids loose control, Skinner pulls out his old army uniform and treats the kids like they're in boot camp. At night, Bart tries to escape by digging thought the snow in a hole in the wall, but he gets caught by Skinner. He tries to fill the hole up a gain, but in caves in on him, leaving trapped. So, the kids put him into a dodgeball sack, and take over the school. Menwhile, Homer and Flanders user a "snow-plower" to go save the kids.

Quotes

 * Bart: {reading his permenant record} " "An over achiver and proud of it." How old is this book?"


 * Nelson: {after Skinner's film burns} "Ha-ha. Next time get a DVD."
 * Skinner: "This is a DVD!" {a disc falls out of the projecter}