Black Widower/Quotes


 * Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
 * Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in!
 * Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job.
 * Chief Wiggum: No, no, please. It's the only way I'll learn.


 * Homer: Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button!


 * Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
 * Homer: I am not!


 * Bart: Her only hopes were a clucky young boy and his slow-witted father.


 * Bart: Aunt Selma has one hour to live!
 * Homer: Hey, down in front!


 * Selma: And here's another breathtaking sight... my brand new hubby!
 * Sideshow Bob: I wanted a room with a fireplace you blasted monkey... Oh Selma dear... I was just chatting with my good friend... Dennis! Now, smile for the camera, there's a good lad!