Santa Claus

Santa Claus is a man who brings presents to good girls and boys all over the world on Christmas Eve.

History
Near the end of World War II, Abe Simpson and Monty Burns were stranded on a deserted island. On Christmas Eve, Santa flew over the island and Burns thought it was a German, so he shot it down. Feeling sorry for what they did, they help Santa by fixing his sleigh and gather his reindeer (but couldn't find Rudolph and Prancer). When they were all ready,Santa was about to take off,then Burns hit him on the head with a coconut, stole his sleigh, and made all the presents his. Abe found Prancer,got on him,and took off to get Burns. Abe caught up with him and beat him up with a tricycle. He returned the sleigh back to Santa and promised after he was done delivering presents, he'll come back and take him home, but never came back. Because of that, Abe wanted to get back and kill Santa.

But on one Christmas Eve night, Santa gave him his 's lucky watch. Santa told Abe that his brother Cyrus survived and crashed in Tahiti, his brother loved being there so much (because of his 50 wives) he stayed. Santa took him to see his brother and they had a nice vacation there. While there Santa told him he didn't save Abe because he was always putting it off and in the end, he was just to embarrassed to go.

The Answer
In a commercial for a book called The Answer, it says Santa Claus was one of the few people to have read the answer. When Edna Krabappel looks out the window in to the school playground, Santa is there, it is unknown whether this is just her imagination or if he really was there.