Bart Simpson Comics 28

Issue 28 of the Bart Simpson Comics

Lisa the Vampire Croaker
Willie trains Lisa as a vampire slayer, much to Bart's dismay, as he wants to be the vampire slayer. After training and Bart attacking Hans Moleman, they head up to a spooky, castle like building on top of a dark hill, which turns out the building is a blood bank. In the end Lisa comments, with a family like hers, who needs monsters?

Milhouse...The Girl?
Milhouse is selling Lil' Chickadee cookies. After many bad encounters with neighbors, Bart takes Milhouse to Homer, who after eating them all makes fun of him. Milhouse then promises never to sell cookies again.

Angry Dad in Trimming the Hedges
Angry Dad is going to cut the hedges, but a raccoon steals it after attempting to get it back with a scythe and an axe, the raccoon races indoors, and locks Angry Dad out, it then calls the police and starts watching TV. Then it cuts to Bart sitting drawing, while a raccoon is sitting on the coach and Homer is outside getting beating by Lou and Eddie.