They Saved Lisa's Brain/Quotes


 * Carl: Let's make litter out of these literati!
 * Lenny: That's too clever, you're one of THEM!


 * Homer: You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
 * Photographer: Light is not your friend.


 * Comic Book Guy: (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
 * Lindsay Naegle: Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
 * Comic Book Guy: Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.


 * Lisa: We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."

(At the gross-out contest)
 * Lisa: This is so embarrassing!
 * Marge: Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
 * Lisa: You.
 * Marge: Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
 * Lisa: Fine, then I'm leaving.
 * Marge: You're not going anywhere.