Beyond Blunderdome/Quotes


 * Mel Gibson: I'm getting too old for this crap.
 * Homer: How old ARE you, anyway?
 * Mel Gibson: Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to --
 * Homer: Sheesh, sorry I asked.


 * Lisa: I'm proud of you dad! Buying an electric car will help clean the air and to protect the Earth's supply of…you're faking this to get the gift, aren't you?
 * Homer: But I like the nice things you said about me.


 * Gibson: Come on, Homer; let's just give them the stupid movie!
 * Homer: Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon taught us that suicide is funny!
 * Gibson: That really wasn't my intention . ..
 * Homer: And before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb on my toilet and now I check every time!
 * Marge: It's true, he does!
 * Gibson: Movies really mean that much to you, Homer?
 * Homer: They're my only escape from the drudgery of work and family. No offense!