The PTA Disbands/Quotes


 * Principal Skinner: Five dollars a head for admission? But last year it was free!
 * Ticket agent: New ownership. Points out sign
 * Sign: DIZ-NEE HISTORICAL PARK. SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD.
 * Principal Skinner: What school can afford that?
 * A double decker bus with "Shelbyville Elementary" arrives. Shelbyville's Principal Valiant departs bus
 * Principal Valiant: Here is the admission, plus a little something for you. See that they get a little extra education, will you?
 * Principal Skinner: He thinks he is so hot ever since he won the Principi Awards. Those things are rigged.