Army Colonel

The Army Colonel was a colonel in the army that commanded many Springfieldians. Homer, when under his command, infuriated him and Homer, along with others including Cletus, were deemed too stupid and so were hunted down in a war game in Springfield. They evaded capture, which made him even more cross, and his army made the townspeople angry too. Homer, Cletus and the people of Springfield came up with a plan to put alcohol in the water supply and get the army drunk. The colonel then surrendered due to having a terrible hangover.