Catch 'Em if You Can/Quotes


 * Marge: (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!


 * Stewardess [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
 * Homer: Can I have both?
 * Stewardess: Of course, sir.


 * Homer: Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!


 * U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
 * Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.


 * Homer: As the Bible says, screw that.


 * Homer [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
 * Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
 * Homer: I'll right side you!


 * Homer (to Marge): We're alone now.
 * Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
 * Homer: Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)


 * Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
 * Airport security guard: The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun)


 * Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
 * Lisa: At least I was planned!
 * Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!