Bart Gets an "F"/Quotes


 * Bart in class. He is stressed at contemplating the seriousness of this situation
 * Dr. Pryor{echoing in Bart's mind}: I am afraid my recommendation is for Bart Simpson to repeat the fourth grade.
 * Edna Krabappel: Class, the topic is world literature...
 * Bart imagines the future, Edna Krabappel is now elderly
 * Edna Krabappel{aged}: The topic is world literature. Let us start with Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson. Can anyone tell me the name of the pirate...Bart Simpson Senior?
 * Bart is now a full-grown man
 * Bart Simpson Senior: Ah lady, come on. My kid has the chicken pox, my wife has been nagging me for a new car and I need a root canal. So can you please cut me some slack and stop asking me for the name of that stupid pirate?
 * Bart Simpson Junior (who bears an uncanny resemblance to his father at that age) is seated next to his father, and is presumably a more serious student
 * Bart Simpson Junior{whispering}: Long John Silver, Dad!
 * Edna Krabappel: I heard that, Bart Junior! I want to see both of you after class!
 * Bart Sr & Bart Jr{in unison}: DOH!