Twelve Days of Christmas

Twelve Days of Christmas is a popular Christmas carol. The Simpsons sing their own version of it as a couch gag in Pranks and Greens. The parody lyrics were written by Jeff Westbrook.

Lyrics

 * The Simpsons:
 * On the twelfth day of Christmas,
 * My true love gave to me...


 * Twelve Grampas grumbling
 * Eleven Barneys belching


 * Barney:
 * *Belch!*


 * The Simpsons:
 * Ten Lennys leaping
 * Nine Carls dancing
 * Eight Moes a-milking
 * Seven Selmas smoking
 * Six Flanders praying


 * Professor Frink and His Clones:
 * Five golden Frinks


 * The Simpsons:
 * Four calling nerds
 * Three-eyed fish
 * Two special Ralphs
 * And a Maggie in a Snuggly!