Dumbbell Indemnity/Quotes


 * Moe: (upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out) Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny.
 * Homer: Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money.
 * Moe: I need cash, and fast!


 * Moe: It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman.


 * Moe: Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?
 * Homer: Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk!


 * Moe: Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya.
 * Renee: Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!
 * Moe: Nah, it ain't that.
 * Renee: What, so you're married?
 * Moe: No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?


 * Homer: Hmm, I don't know… I can just imagine what Marge would say!
 * Marge: (In Homer's imagination) Homer, I insist you steal that car!
 * Homer: I'll do it!


 * Renee: Really? You think I'm gorgeous?
 * Moe: Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'.
 * Renee: You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?


 * Moe: No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me.
 * Homer: Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!
 * Moe: Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?
 * Homer: Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!

(Homer makes a toast.)
 * Homer: To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar.