Moses

(Moses appears before the Israelites with the Ten Commandments.) {{Quote|Moses: The Lord has handed down to us Ten Commandments by which to live. I will now read them in no particular order. "Thou shalt not make any graven images." Hezron, Carver of Graven Images: (Throws down chisel) Oh, my God! Moses: "Thou shalt not commit adultery." Zohar the Adulterer: Ah, well. Looks like the party's over. Homer the Thief: (Chuckles) Hey, Moses, keep 'em comin'. Moses: "Thou shalt not steal." Homer the Thief: D'oh!

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Moses