Enjoy It While You Can

Enjoy It While You Can is the song that cruise ship director Rowan Priddis (guest star Steve Coogan) sings aboard the Royalty Valhalla to mark the half-way point of the cruise. The song is a reminder to the passengers that the good times they have been having will soon end, which inspires Bart to try and make his family's vacation last forever. ("A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again")

Lyrics
Enjoy it while you can. Ice sculptures, conga lines and working on your tan. Enjoy it while you're here. One week of glitz and glam instead of pain and fear.

In just a few days' time, this boat pulls into dock And when it does, you lovely people may be in for a shock.

Here, you've made exciting friends. Back home, you've all lose touch. Here, Hawai'ian shirts are cool. Back home, well, not so much.

Back home, you'll be too tired for making magic in the sack. So eat buffet and play and pray there's some delay on our way back.

Enjoy it while you can. Here at sea, we drink and frolick. Back home, that's called alcoholic. Your future's are but parabolic.

Enjoy it while you can!