Maximum Homerdrive/Quotes


 * Homer: Well son, I guess it's time to go home.
 * Bart: Any thoughts on how we're going to get there?
 * Homer: No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide.

(nearby an engineer argues with a man in a military uniform)
 * Engineer: Are you crazy? I'm not driving a trainload of napalm to Springfield. (throws his cap on the ground and walks off)
 * Homer: Thank you.


 * Homer: Look, son. It's one of Nature's most beautiful sights… the convoy.

(one of the Trucks hits Homer's trailer)
 * Bart: He hit us!
 * Homer: Oh, I should have known. They're hazing us, to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity. (the truck is hit again) Thank you sir, may I have another?
 * Bart: Dad, they're trying to kill us.
 * Homer: Oh, why do all my trips end like this?


 * Trucker: All right, pal, here's the deal. You stumbled on a secret that only truck drivers are supposed to know… (Homer giggles) … Hey, pay attention and stop looking at that squirrel.
 * Trucker 2: We get forty bucks an hour to drive these rigs. You think anybody'd hire us if they knew we weren't driving the trucks?
 * Homer: Wow, you guys are even lazier than me. Well, don't worry, I'll keep your secret.


 * Homer: Uh, yeah. I need something that will keep me awake, alert, and reckless all night long.
 * Clerk: Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these. (shows him a bottle of pills)
 * Homer: Sold!

(Swallows the pills straight away)
 * Clerk: Hey, you can't take that many pep pills at once.
 * Homer: No problem, I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills.