Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is a Christmas song written by Johnny Marks performed by the Simpsons in the very first episode, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.

Lyrics

 * The Simpsons:
 * Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
 * Had a very shiny nose,
 * And if you ever saw it,
 * You would even say it glows.


 * Bart:
 * Like a lightbulb!


 * Homer:
 * Bart!


 * The Simpsons:
 * All of the other reindeer
 * Used to laugh and call him names.


 * Lisa:
 * Like Pergola!


 * Homer:
 * Lisa!


 * The Simpsons:
 * They never let poor Rudolph
 * Join in any reindeer games.


 * Bart:
 * Like Strip Poker!


 * Homer:
 * I'm warning you two!


 * The Simpsons:
 * Then one foggy Christmas,
 * Santa came to say...


 * Marge:
 * Take it, Homer!


 * Homer:
 * Uh, "Rudolph, get your nose over here
 * So you can guide my sleigh today."


 * Marge:
 * Oh, Homer.


 * The Simpsons:
 * Then how the reindeer loved him,
 * As they shouted out with glee,
 * "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,
 * You'll go down in history!"


 * Bart:
 * Like Atilla the Hu—!


 * Homer:
 * Why, you little! (strangles Bart)  Grrrrrr!