Lisa Gets an "A"/Quotes

Opening:

Bart: "Mom, I'm starving. Can we get something to eat?"

Marge: "That is the third time you have asked me this week. The previous 2 times, I said NO, but just this once, I'll say YES. Homer?"

Homer: "I think I see a local store right over there. Let's go shopping!"

Shop scene:

Homer: "Oooooooh! (laughs) Ice cream! (tries reaching the top, but only grabs the top hinge. He grunts.) Oh, crap. Lisa?"

Lisa: "(sighs) What do you want now?"

Homer: "Honey, I can't quite reach the ice cream. Can you help?"

Lisa: "Well OK, just this once. (gets stuffed into the freezer.)"

What is Nelson Muntz doing in the toilets?:

Lisa: "(sighs) I'm never going to be able to complete the test now."

Bart: "Think, Bart, Think. What would Radioactive Man do? (snaps his fingers) I got it! Come with me."

Lisa: "But, Bart, I'm not allowed in the boy's toile...NELSON MUNTZ?!"

Bart: "My God! What is Nelson Muntz doing in the toilets?"

Nelson: "Ha ha! You came this way just to see me selling school answers?! Security!"

Lisa: "But, Nelson, you don't have a security."

Nelson: "Password!"

Bart: "Uh...Crap, boobs, crap?"

Lisa: "Bart! Think of a more sensible password next time."

Nelson: "Too bad! The password was "Nelson rules!" Okay, I'll sell you a test answer for just $18."

Lisa: "Thank you! Better run off before Principal Skinner sees me."

Lisa is in trouble!:

Principal Skinner: "Now, tell me, how did you get an A+++?"

Lisa: "Well, I borrowed a test answer off Nelson, and then..."

Principal Skinner: "Take a look at our new scoreboard! (plays "Charge!")

Principal Skinner: "Also good news...Our computer lab actually has a computer in it!"

Ralph: "Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learning."

PINCHY'S BOILING!:

Marge: "What's that smell?"

Homer: "Don't worry, Marge. I put Pinchy in a nice warm bath."

Bart: "Hey, what's that delicious smell?"

Homer: "PINCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (wails, shuts door.)