Butterfinger/Commercial transcripts

This is a list of Butterfinger commercial transcripts from only the show. They do not include other commercials from the candy.

No Teasing
Bart: (walks in) Behold, the last Butterfinger in the whole house, and I have it. Lisa:Dad says no teasing Bart: Na, na, na, na, na, na! Whoa! Check out the smooth chocolatey outside, (cut to a close-up of the Butterfinger) the crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery inside! Lisa: Dad says if you make us scream, you're dead meat.