Mayored to the Mob

Mayored to the Mob is the ninth episode of the Tenth Season. Homer becomes a bodyguard to Mayor Quimby after saving his life.

Summary
The family attends a sci-fi convention featuring an appearance by Mark Hamill. Mark Hamill asks for a volunteer in the crowd to play Obi Wan, but only causes a massive nerd riot. Homer fights through the mob of nerds and leads Mayor Quimby and Mark Hamill to saftey. The mayor fires his bodyguards, who were too busy looking at clouds outside and appoints Homer his new bodyguard. While enjoying the advantages of being a bodyguard Homer stumbles upon Fat Tony's black market of rat milking. Homer demands that the mayor put an end to the sting even though Mayor Quimby knows that Fat Tony will come after him. Homer tries to ease his troubles by taking him out to a dinner theater where "Guys &amp; Dolls" is performing. Fat Tony and his cronies also happen to be there. Homer fights them off but Fat Tony manages to beat Mayor Quimby anyway and send him to the hospital.

Characters

 * Homer Simpson
 * Marge Simpson
 * Bart Simpson
 * Lisa Simpson
 * Maggie Simpson
 * Mark Hammel
 * RD2D
 * Squeaky Voiced Teen
 * Chewbacca
 * Database
 * Milhouse Van Houten
 * Uter
 * The Yes Guy
 * Edna Krabappel
 * Comic Book Guy
 * Mayor Quimby
 * Leavelle
 * Seymour Skinner
 * Waylon Smithers
 * Lenny
 * Carl Carlson
 * Professor Frink
 * Willie
 * Mayor Quimby's Body Guards
 * Ruth Powers
 * Gil
 * Kirk Van Houten
 * Snowball II
 * Moe Szyslak
 * Barney Gumble
 * Sam and Larry
 * Apu (mentioned)

Quotes
Homer: The force? Mark Hamill: The forks! Use the forks! Neil Armstrong: This is one small stop towards firing your ass! Ernie: Fired. huh? Who else you gonna find to take a bullet for ya? Big Tom: Or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery? Quimby: I'll tell ya who! Him! (Quimby points to Homer, standing with his family) Homer: Woo-hoo! Marge: Homer, I don't think you were listening to what he just-- Homer: (sternly) I said, woo-hoo. Homer: Nooo! (Homer tumbles to the ground and Leavelle walks over) Leavelle: Well. your dive wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "Nooo!" You gotta sell it! Remember, your "Nooo!" is what gets you your next job. Now drop and give me twenty'' Homer: (Dramatically) ''NOOOOOO!!!! Leavelle: Better.
 * Mark Hamill: Homer... Use the for--
 * (Neil Armstrong, to his publicist, regarding his lack of popularity at the convention)
 * Quimby: You call yourselves bodyguards? You're fired!
 * (Leavelle pretends to fire a rifle at a watermelon on a podium. Homer dives in front of the bullet's path)