Itchy & Scratchy Land Pilot

The Itchy & Scratchy Land pilot is an employee of the Itchy & Scratchy Land Theme Park. Using his helicopter, he flies visitors to the main area of the park. He tells the Simpson family that at Itchy & Scratchy Land, "nothing can possiblie go wrong", emphasizing that his mispronunciation of the word "possibly" was the first time something went wrong there.

Later, when the Itchy & Scratchy robots were attacking the people at the park, he refused to transport the Simpsons to safety because of the trouble that Homer and Bart caused.