Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife/Quotes

Quotes
Producer: Uhhh! We'd better pixellate those! Cameraman: There aren't enough pixels in the world! Producer: Yeah umm, just cover it with Ryan Seacrest's head. Fox Executive: (stares at her nervously) Here, have a FOX sweatshirt. Lisa (puts it on and looks on the back): This is an ABC sweatshirt. Executive: And it zips up all the way! (zips up the sweatshirt, muffling Lisa's shouts) Homer: Because we'll be on TV! And earn enough money to buy a TV! TV! Lisa: But, Dad! Homer: Yes, Teeveesa? Lisa: Ergh, forget it.
 * (after Homer moons the camera)
 * Homer: If I have enough strength, I'll take you up to the TV and show you how thin it is.
 * Carl: Ain't no party like a Lenny party, 'cause a Lenny party don't stop! (looks at his watch) Oh man, I've got work tomorrow. See ya.
 * Lisa: I've seen this same show on a different network.
 * Lisa: I don't understand, Dad. Our family has so many flaws, why must we share them with the world?

Homer: "That's how I feel about Notre Dame football. Homer: Okay then. I'll just vote "no" on Prop 38 so you can't adopt! (Patty twists Homer's arm) Ooooowwww! Kidding! I don't vote! The voting place is up the hill and I never make it! (Patty twists Homer's arm harder) Cletus: Yeah, just 'cause we's afraid to use an uppity-box. Homer: (leaning out of the tour guide tram) Hey funny man! Say something funny! Dan Castellaneta: Please don't lean out of the tram sir, you might get hurt. Homer: (childish imitating Castelleneta) Oh! Don't lean out of the tram! (he then gets hit by a gold statue of Mischa Barton) Homer: So it would appear. However, Cousin It there was born a woman. You make me laugh, you make me cry Without you I'd just want to die For the rest of my life you'll be a fixture Now let me enjoy your picture in picture. ''Lady when you came to me, I was feeling blue Blue just like your hair, you see Blue just like the moon But only when the moon is blue And not when it is cream And now that you are here with me I am in a dream (In normal voice)Oh, yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.
 * Verity: Charles hasn't satisfied me in years.
 * Patty: What brought us together is how much we hate you!
 * Sideshow Mel: I've never seen a picture so highly-defined!
 * Brandine: Can you believe it, Cletus? Another party and we can't go.
 * Tour Guide: Look, there's Dan Castellaneta from The Tracey Ullman Show.
 * Homer: Marge, thank God you're home! She made me spend time with the kids! And not just TV time. Talking time!
 * Charles: You're leaving me for him?
 * lyrics to "Picture in Picture" sung by Homer:
 * lyrics to "Lady Blue" sung by Charles:

Lady, when you go away I feel like I could die Not like dye like your hair is dye But die like Lady Di And not like Di like her name is Di But die like when she died But lady just like Lady Di Be my princess tonight But don't die Don't die.''