H.M.S. Pinafore

'H.M.S. Pinafore' is a comic operetta by W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan]. In one of the most memorable scenes in Cape Feare, Bart asks Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) as a "last request" to perform the entire operetta to stall him before they get to Springfield on a boat. It is the thirtieth track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.

Lyrics

 * Sideshow Bob:
 * Well, Bart, any last requests?


 * Bart:
 * Well, there is one, but...Nah.


 * Sideshow Bob:
 * No, go on.


 * Bart:
 * Well, you have such a beautiful voice.


 * Sideshow Bob:
 * Guilty as charged.


 * Bart:
 * Uh-huh. I was wondering if you sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore.


 * Sideshow Bob:
 * Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell!.


 * We Sail the Ocean Blue


 * And a two and a three and
 * We sail the ocean blue,
 * And our saucy ship's a beauty;
 * We're sober men and true,
 * And attentive to our duty.


 * I'm Called Little Buttercup


 * I'm called Little Buttercup — poor Little Buttercup,
 * Though I could never tell why,...


 * I am the Captain of the Pinafore


 * What, never?
 * No, never!
 * What, never?


 * Sideshow Bob & Bart:
 * Harldy ever!
 * He's hardly ever sick at sea!


 * He Is an Englishman


 * Sideshow Bob:
 * For he himself has said it,
 * And it's greatly to his credit,
 * That he is an Englishman!
 * He remains an Englishman!