Love is a Many Strangled Thing/Quotes

(Homer is trying to apologise to Bart, but is continually doing the Mexican wave)

Marge: Just cause everyone else is doing the wave doesn't mean you have to.

Homer: No one else is doing it. I'm trying to start it.

Homer: The therapy was too effective.

Dr. Zander: Ah, yes. One of the most common complaints about therapy.

Homer: That's ridiculous. How could two people from the same family need therapy?

Homer: I can't quit drinking anymore than I can quit being a man. (takes a drink) Now it feels like a morning.

Dr. Zander: After two more weeks of sessions...

Homer: I lied about having health insurance.

Dr. Zander: You're cured.

Homer: Dr. Zander, you made me see my life through Bart's neck

Homer: Strangling, it's not the only tool in my parenting toolbox, but it's my sharpest.