How I Spent My Strummer Vacation/Quotes


 * Mick Jagger [to Homer]: Simpsoooooonnnnnn!!!


 * Marge [to Homer]: I had to tell Mr. Burns that you had violent diarrhea.
 * Homer: Oh couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie?
 * Marge: But you did have violent diarrhea. [to Bart and Lisa] Nobody open the hallway closet until I say so.
 * [Bart and Lisa shudder]


 * Mick Jagger: Cheer up Homer; it's only "Rock 'n Roll" camp.
 * Homer: But I like it.


 * Homer: I can't believe they cancelled "Monkey Trauma Center" for this!


 * Homer: My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream!