Number One

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Number One' is the head of the Stonecutters and No Homers Club, voiced by Patrick Stewart. He appeared in "Homer the Great." Not much is known about Number One, except that he is a loyal stonecutter and rose above the ranks to lead the Springfield chapter. He gleefully subjects new recruits to tortures such as "the crossing of the desert" and "the paddling of the swollen ass... with paddles". Homer is later discovered to be the "chosen one", but "wrecks" the club, which leads Number One start a new club called the "Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers." Number One has since not made any appearance. The voice of Number One, Patrick Stewart, is considered one of the best single episode guest stars in the shows history, both by the shows producers and the fans.