Bart Gets Hit by a Car/Quotes

(Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar)
 * Moe: Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, one-third off on every pitcher! (Crowd cheers) Hey, one per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!


 * Homer's Brain: A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
 * Marge: Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese?
 * Homer's Brain: Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.
 * Homer: No, thank you.
 * Marge: Some string beans?
 * Homer's Brain: No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing--Uh-oh. Better answer.
 * Homer: No, thank you.
 * Marge: Some celery with cream cheese on it?
 * Homer's Brain: Just mouth polite nothings.
 * Homer: No, thank you.

(Smithers checks on Bart after Mr. Burns hits him.)
 * Smithers: Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt.
 * Mr. Burns: Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel and let's get going.