P.V.Q. Song

The P.V.Q Song is a song by Professor Frink from the episode "Frink Gets Testy".

Lyrics

 * Professor Frink:
 * Forgive me if it seems like I'm attacking,
 * But I find the old IQ test badly lacking.
 * If you want to find out just what someone can do,
 * You need to learn that subject's P.V.Q.


 * It tests for:
 * Sympathy and empathy and group collaboration.
 * Artistry and neatness and complex socialization.
 * And every single aspect of a personality,
 * Hey, the P.V.Q.
 * Is A.O.K with me.


 * It tests for:
 * Sarcasm and prudence,
 * Not if you're Isaac Newton.
 * Confidence, ambition,
 * And the teams for whom you're rootin'.


 * Sideshow Mel:
 * So it's all the little foibles,
 * That can make a person whole.


 * Professor Frink:
 * Trust the P.V.Q.
 * The yardstick for the soul.


 * Now people, you're all geniuses,


 * Others:
 * Oh please...
 * My, my, well, thank you.


 * Professor Frink:
 * You can see this is no lark,
 * Emotional intelligence is needed for the ark.


 * Others:
 * Uh-huh.
 * Hmm...


 * Comic Book Guy:
 * You mean earnestness and ego,
 * And if they make a mean burrito.


 * Lindsey Naegle:
 * And the social grace to know,
 * When not to wear a Speedo.


 * Professor Frink:
 * Every trait that integrates a winning personality,


 * Everyone:
 * Yes, the P.V.Q.
 * Is what we'll do to find out who,
 * Will see us through,
 * Yes, the P.V.Q.
 * Is A.O.K.
 * With me...


 * Professor Frink:
 * Oivik!