The Bart Wants What it Wants/Quotes

(Milhouse and Bart have a fight and disrupt a curling match)
 * Female Announcer: Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.
 * Male Announcer: Both our viewers must be thrilled.


 * Greta: I'm looking for someone more masculine.
 * Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!


 * Greta: I can't believe he dumped me!
 * Wolfcastle: In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.
 * Greta: Dad, this isn't a movie!


 * Homer: (about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV) What kind of mileage does it get?
 * Rainer Wolfcastle: One highway, zero city.


 * Homer: Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
 * Rainier Wolfcastle: That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
 * Homer: laughs I have a boil on my ass.


 * Homer: (giving Bart advice about women) Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy