The Daughter Also Rises/Quotes

Milhouse: How come you get so many valentines? All I got were from my mom and my optometrist. Bart: That's a bill. Milhouse: No, it's not! It has a heart stamp.

Bart: Why would a dude do everything a dame wants on Valentines Day? Homer: It's a trade-off. We do whatever women want on Valentines Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just hope the two don't fall on the same day.