I am Just a Simple Paper Boy

I am Just a Simple Paper Boy is a song from the musical Oh, Streetcar! in the episode "A Streetcar Named Marge"

Lyrics

 * Apu:
 * I'm collecting for The Evening Star.
 * Marge:
 * Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.
 * Apu:
 * I am just a simple paper boy,
 * No romance do I seek.
 * I just wanted forty cents
 * For my deliveries last week.
 * Will this bewitching floozy
 * Seduce this humble newsie?
 * Oh, what's a paper boy to...do?
 * (she kisses him)
 * Woo-hoo!