Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play/Quotes

Quotes Lisa: I concur! Tabitha Vixx: They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot. Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman! Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight! Second Duffman (entering): Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning! Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Homer (in distance): And i say, a monkey can mow our lawn! Carl: I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now. Lenny: I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute. Homer: Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
 * Bart: You suck!
 * Homer: We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
 * Homer: So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
 * "Jock Squawk" host: And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
 * Isotopes announcer: Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
 * Homer: And you said it would never work.
 * Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!
 * Lisa: Mom and Dad can't do marriage counseling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. (they then listen closely)
 * Baseball Announcer: That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
 * Lenny: Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
 * Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp): (on his cellphone) Cancel all my appointments.
 * Marge: (To Homer) The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!