Bart to the Future/Quotes


 * Marge: I'm not sure mosquito season is the best time to visit Larva Lake.


 * Kent Brockman: According to the latest polls, Americans have emphatically said, "Smell you later," to President Simpson's refund adjustment.


 * Marge: Shouldn't we wait for Lisa? She IS the President.
 * Homer: She knows what time dinner is.


 * Flanders: Hi Bart. How much this time?
 * Bart: Dude, you got me all wrong.
 * Flanders: Oh, really? Well, just answer me this. Are you holding your moochin' sack?
 * Bart: My little one . ..


 * President Lisa: Oh, Bart could screw everything up.
 * Secret Service Agent Kearney: You want him…
 * Lisa: No, just keep him out of my hair.
 * Kearney: Out of your hair…with extreme severity?
 * Lisa: No!
 * Kearney: Come on, every president gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, then pfft, they're gone.


 * Lisa: My Administration will focus on the three R's. Reading, writing, and refilling the ocean.

(Bart and Ralph are locked out and evicted)
 * Bart: Ohh, I had half a beer in there! And "Bewitched" is on!