The Old Man and the "C" Student/Quotes

Beginning: "Ah, but Paris would make a tres bon site for the next Olympic Games."

"And, uh, why is that?"

"We don't have to explain it to the likes of you."

"I wait your reply. Unh!"

The Funny Bit: " You flush one down, it swirls around. Nine hundred and nintey nine springs to flush down!"

"You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you?"

"Of course not! Nine hundred and nintey six springs to flush down, nine hundred and nintey six spriiiiiings!"

The Boat's Sinking!: "What the heck's going on?"

"A hundred and thirty five springs to flush down, a hundred and thirty five spriiings!"