Hungry, Hungry Homer/Quotes


 * Lenny: The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.


 * Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!
 * Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?
 * Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.


 * Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club.
 * Caretaker: Nope, this is the equipment shed.
 * Homer: Is that it?
 * Caretaker: That's where we keep the water heater.
 * Homer: Is…
 * Caretaker: That's a tractor.
 * Homer: I see.


 * Homer: Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?
 * Bart and Lisa: Meh.
 * Homer: But the TV gave me the impression that--
 * Bart: We said, "Meh."
 * Lisa: M-E-H. Meh.


 * Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!


 * Homer: Got a problem, Bart?
 * Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.
 * Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a girlfriend!
 * Bart: No I don't, that's the problem.
 * Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a problem!