Bart the Lover/Quotes


 * Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
 * Todd: Hell no.

(Everyone gasps)
 * Maude: What did you say?
 * Todd: I said I don't want any damn vegetables.
 * Ned: Alright, that is it young man. No bible stories for you tonight.

(Todd runs to his room crying)
 * Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?
 * Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.


 * Jimmy: Hey, what gives?
 * Jimmy's Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery.
 * Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call.
 * Jimmy's Dad: Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
 * Jimmy: Dear God! What have I done?

(Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)
 * Jimmy's Dad: Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc.
 * Jimmy: Come back zinc, Come Back!!


 * Woodrow: Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit.


 * Ned: I'm talking about your potty-mouth.
 * Homer: What the hell are you talking about?


 * Homer: Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!