This Old Clown

This Old Clown is a song sung by Krusty and Lisa in the episode Once Upon a Time in Springfield. It is set to the tune of the traditional children's song "This Old Man."

Lyrics

 * Krusty:
 * This old clown, tee-hee-hee,
 * He's as happy as can be,
 * 'Cuz I got a girlfriend under thirty-three!


 * Nelson and Milhouse:
 * Booooooooo!


 * Nelson:
 * I walked nineteen miles for this?


 * Krusty:
 * Can't you kids be glad for me?


 * Lisa:
 * I am her, she is me,
 * I'm just like Penelope.


 * (Bart unplugs the television.)


 * It's still on in my head,
 * It will be there till I'm dead.


 * (Lisa hums the rest of the song and Bart groans.)