Blood Feud/Quotes


 * Commemoration of the SNPP billboard
 * Mayor Quimby: And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such
 * Warning sign: NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
 * Strong applause
 * Warning sign: MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.
 * Moderate applause
 * Warning sign: MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.
 * Weak applause
 * Warning sign: CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.
 * Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
 * Homer: Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!