Homer Goes to College

Homer Goes to Collage Plot
When Homer causes a meltdown in the nuclear inspection truck, the inspectors tell Mr. Burns that Homer needs to go back to college to learn "Nuclear Physics". When Homer's rejected from every college, Mr. Burns makes a deal with one of the colleges to get him in. While there, Homer gets tutors, three nerds who hang on the computer all day. Homer helps them to live life, by playing a prank, with the help of Bart. They steall anotehr college's mascot, Sir-Oinks-a-Lot. The pig gets sick and when the dean finds out, he has no choice but to expell the nerds. Homer lets them stay with him since they have no where else to go. They cause annoience in the house and the family wants them out. Homer comes up with a sceme to get them back in by making them save the dean's life. When it comes time for them to save him from Homer hitting him with a car, they calculate seconds and the dean is run over. Homer apologizes and they're let back into school, but it's time for Homer's final exam for Nuclear Physics, so the nerds halp him cram like he's never cramed before. He finishes the test with a smile, only to learn he failed it. The nerds change his grade to an "A" with the computer. Marge prostest that he cheat and take the test over agian.

Quotes
{Snake comes up to them}
 * Nerd: "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We'll be fine."
 * Snake: "Uh, wallet inspector."
 * Doug: "Oh, well. Here you go. I believe everything' in order."
 * Snake: "Woah. I can't believe that worked!"