Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder/Quotes


 * Lisa: Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling.
 * Marge: He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay.


 * Lenny: Check out the overhead scoreboard!

(scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl)
 * Carl: (laughs) Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want?
 * Homer: Are "poo" and "ass" taken?
 * Carl: Yeah.
 * Homer: Damn, could my life get any worse?


 * Homer: Oh this is the worst day ever.
 * Lenny: Hey Homer, what gives?
 * Homer: Mr. Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste!
 * Carl: Geez, that's rough. There must be 2 to 300 gallons in here.
 * Lenny: And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.


 * Wiggum: All right, smart guy, where's the fire?
 * Homer: Over there.
 * Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.


 * Marge: I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try…
 * Homer: Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no (gasps) It's him! No.
 * Marge: Homer!
 * Homer: Waldo, where are you?