Zack (Springfield Retirement Castle)

"Hey! Who's the tall drink of Maalox?"

- Zelda

Zack is a resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle who competes with Abraham Simpson for the affections of Zelda. Zelda eventually chooses Zack over Abe due to the fact that he drives a mini-van. Zack is portrayed as a smooth, debonair man who enjoys sweet-talking the Retirement Castle's female residents.