Milhouse's Love Song

Milhouse's Love Song is a love song sung by Milhouse for Lisa in the episode ". He used theremin at first and then Martin played his lute.

Lyrics

 * Milhouse:
 * Teacher said, don't eat the paste
 * 'Tis apt to make you spew.
 * I ate the paste, and liked the taste
 * Passed out and dreamed of you.


 * Lisa:
 * Okay... first of all, it's never wise to use the word "spew" in a love song.


 * Milhouse:
 * Lisa, Lisa, maid so fair
 * With crimson dress and pointy hair.
 * Do you mind if I stop and stare
 * Look in your mind and I'm there.
 * So, Lisa, I love you. Is that love "requited" or "un"?


 * Lisa:
 * I'm sorry, but I don't love you, Milhouse, and I never will.