Pas de Dude

Dork Named Kirk is a song sung by Kirk Van Houten and Homer Simpson in the episode There Will Be Buds.

Lyrics
Kirk: How can a wife understand what it feels like to finally meet a man? The strongest bond a dude could ever know-whoa-whoa. A guy to catch a game with. A pal you don't feel lame with. Life began the day I found my bro. Homer: I'm just a normal poozer stuck with this lame loser. A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro-whoa-whoa. His eyes are small and beady staring oh so needy. How I despise him, he will never know. Kirk: So much cool stuff we can do as a pair. Homer: Everything about him is annoying. Kirk: Dress as minstrels at the renaissance fair. Homer: He smells like fish oil pills. Kirk: Foosball Fridays in my mancave. Homer: That waitress was not into you. Kirk: Designing the world's best Blues Brother fanpage. Homer: ''He wants us to co-host an Oscar party. What the hell?'' I hate everything about him. This clingy fat noses jerk. I'm glad he can't Kirk: Wish he could Both: Hear me sing Homer: About this sweaty Kirk: Awesome Homer: Fish oil Kirk: Awesome Homer: ''I was only pretending to like that stupid dork named ... (Speaking) Oh, hi, Kirk.''