Grift of the Magi/Quotes


 * Ralph: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!
 * Mr. Burns: I never liked that Dr. Stupid.

(Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment)
 * Bart: Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious.
 * Lisa: The word is irony!
 * Bart: Huh?


 * Lisa: Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
 * Bart: All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.


 * Bart: You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
 * Marge: Boy, that sounds like fun!
 * Bart: Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.


 * Marge: What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
 * Homer: Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.


 * Lisa: Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
 * Bart: Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.