Simple Simpson/Quotes

Episode Quotes
Homer: It's not a rubber band, it's a scrunchie.
 * Mr. Burns: (removes Pie Man's mask and gasps) Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes and tied a rubber band around the back!


 * Apu: Let's see-Farmer Billy's smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!

Bart: And wherever Pie Man is, the cupcake kid will not be far behind. Marge: While you two are up on the roof, why don't you take the leaves out of the gutter?
 * Homer: Wherever injustice shows its ugly face, I will be there, for I am the Pie Man.