Marge vs. the Monorail/Quotes


 * Yet another one of Homer's lifelong dreams
 * Homer: But Marge! My lifelong dream is to be a monorail conductor!
 * Marge: Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a Springfield Isotopes game. And you did it last year, remember?"
 * Baseball music is heard as Marge points out framed newspaper clipping on wall showing Homer running on a field. The headline reads "Idiot Ruins Game; Springfield Forfeits Pennant"