Dude, Where's My Ranch?/Quotes

Everybody Hates Ned Flanders Lyrics

 * Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
 * Homer: His name is Ned!
 * Lenny and Carl: E-R-S!
 * Homer: It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No-o-o-o-o!


 * David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His Leftorium is an emporium of WOE!


 * Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
 * Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
 * Lenny and Carl: D-E-R!
 * Homer: His wife is dead! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk!


 * David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! Filling clubs with angry valentinos! You don't have to move your feet! Just hate Flanders to the disco beat!


 * David and Homer: He's a perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!


 * Homer: If you despise polite left-handers
 * Ned: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd


 * (Rod and Todd are listening to the song on the radio)
 * Todd: That's us!
 * Rod: Hooray!


 * Crowd: F-L-A!
 * Apu: His name is Ned
 * Crowd: D-R-S!
 * Apu: He's so white bread!
 * Church Chorus: The smiling moustached geek who walks with God!

Quotes
(The Simpsons are singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland to Mr. Burns)
 * Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds...
 * (Hounds chase away the Simpsons)
 * Smithers: Should I call them off sir?
 * Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.




 * Radio: Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's here William Shatner's version of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!
 * Marge: Another cover? My god, let it die!




 * Marge: I'm so sick of that song!
 * Homer: I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels!




 * Homer: This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song!
 * David Byrne: You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix!




 * Lisa: On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats.
 * Homer: (crying) Those poor hats!




 * Bart: I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! (stands up) Daddy, I need upsies!
 * Homer: Coming sweetie!
 * (Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead)
 * (Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids)
 * Cowboy 1: Well, he sure shut us up!

