Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?/Quotes


 * Bart: There's that awful script from The Cable Guy.
 * Homer: Let me see that. Stupid script! Nearly wrecked Jim Carrey's career! (Starts ripping up the script and then sees everyone looking at him) What?


 * Editor: You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats.
 * Homer: Nah, usually takes me a few hours.


 * Homer: So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample.
 * Lisa: Dad, you're being cruel for no reason! What will people think?
 * Homer: People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think!
 * Lisa: Not anymore! I don't want to be partners with a man who thinks like that!


 * Homer: This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy.
 * Lisa: Dad, that's so mean!
 * Homer: The other critics told me to be mean, and you should always give in to peer pressure.
 * Lisa: But what if someone bad tells me to --
 * Homer: Always.