User:Prince Xizor

Prince Xizor is a very strange guy that lives nextdoor... Oh wait, I'm him. Like I was saying, Xizor is a very strange guy that lives in my house, eats my food, set's my mouse traps and watches my tv. At least he watches The Simpsons! Xizor is my alter ego! I know I will probably the only person to see this unless somebody is stalking me or is really interested (yeah right!), so I will put down my favorite TV shows and movies (I'll be sure The Simpsons are at the top of the list) so whoever (if anybody) is seeing this, knows everything.

Favorite Characters

 * Homer Jay Simpson


 * Bart Simpson


 * Lisa Simpson


 * Hans Moleman


 * Ralph Wiggum:Favorite


 * Big Butt Skinner


 * Milhouse Van Houten:Second Favorite


 * Apu


 * Iggy & Wiggy


 * Moe


 * Thousands of Other Characters!

Favorite TV Shows

 * The Simpsons (Promised ya!)


 * Dallas


 * King of the Hill:That boy aint right!


 * 24:Jack Bauer style! Between you and me...Favorite TV show.  Shhhhhhh


 * Scrubs


 * Malcolm in the Middle


 * Alot of other less important ones. I watch alot of TV!

Favorite Movies

 * The Simpsons Movie:When realesed!


 * Star WarsAllllll six of em'. Got my name Xizor from the novel Shadows of the Empire!


 * Planet of the Apes:Alllll five of the originals!


 * Any Mel Brooks Movie Ever Made!


 * Alot of other less important ones. Like I said, I watch alot of TV!

Hates

 * People who IM me I don't even know.


 * Protesters.


 * People who IM me I don't even know that are protesters!


 * People who hate The Simpsons! Especially if they're people who IM me that I don't even know that are protesters.


 * Those Damn Dirty Apes!

Quotes

 * Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn dirty ape!


 * Beware the beast man for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed. Yea he will murder his brother to protect his brother's land.  Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home, and yours.  Shun him!  Drive him back into his jungle layer for he is the harbinger of death!


 * I shure do hate those people that hate The Simpsons and IM me who don't even know who I am and then protest!