Saturdays of Thunder/Quotes


 * Bart: Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart.


 * Martin: What is the matter with you?
 * Bart: It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that.


 * Bart: Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it!


 * Homer: Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons!


 * Homer: What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you?
 * Lisa: Uh, take us to the video store?
 * Homer: Anything for my little girl.


 * Nelson: Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile!
 * Homer: Loser mobile…hehehe…wait a minute!
 * Bart: Uh, It’s over there Nelson.
 * Nelson: Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap!


 * Homer: Goodbye son!
 * Milhouse: Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away!
 * Bart: Maybe it's for the best.


 * Marge: Question 2: "Who is your son's hero?"
 * Homer: Steve McQueen.
 * Marge: That's your hero! "Name another dad you talk to about parenting."
 * Homer: Next
 * Marge: "What are your son's hobbies?"
 * Homer: Well, he's always chewing on the phone cord.
 * Marge: He hasn't done that since he was two!
 * Homer: Then he has no hobbies!