Fraudcast News/Quotes


 * Homer: All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude.


 * Mr. Burns: Now get out!
 * Lisa: I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour.
 * (long pause)
 * Burns: So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene.
 * Lisa: I think it distracts people from more important social issues.
 * Burns: My god, are you always on!?


 * Kent Brockman: The town still mourns the loss of its venerable old man.
 * Mr Burns: Here it comes.
 * Kent: Beloved by children.
 * Mr Burns: Ah yes, the little ones.
 * Kent: Thought to be thousands of years old.
 * Mr Burns: I have been 89 for a while now.
 * Kent: We'll miss you, Geezer Rock.


 * Mr. Burns: Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're Rupert Murdoch. (Looks at camera) He is one beautiful man.


 * Lisa: Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have?
 * Nelson: I dunno, making nerds cry?
 * Lisa: Great, you'll be our TV critic.


 * Bart: What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey!
 * (Homer is humped over, scratching his crotch and eating a banana.)
 * Homer: (Scoffs) Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! (Grabs Bart to strangle him.)


 * Homer: I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers!