Another Springfield Day

"Another Springfield Day" is a song sung by the people of Springfield after an accident on a major road in S29 E10, ¨Haw-Haw Land¨ The song is a parody of the opening song of ¨La-La Land¨ as it uses the same melody. It desribes how Springfield is a awful town

Lyrics
(Camera pans down from the Springfield Sign and shows a car acident.)

(Car horns honk and you can hear groaning.)

(Everyone gets out of their cars as the melody starts)

Lenny: Another Springfield Day!

A truly perfect place to see you dreams just fade away.

Carl: Working at the plant fried everything inside my pants.

Goodbye to all romance.....

Lenny and Carl: All I've got to show,

for 20 years of show is you.

Lenny (speaking): Carl!

Carl (speaking): Persciption pain pills!

Elenor : I have a law degree.

For years I've smelled just like cat pee.

This town just drags you down.

One of Elenor's Cats: She's completely lost her head,

and we will eat her when she's dead.

It really shouldn't be to long...

Elenor: Cats! Cats! Cats!

All Cats: She'll be our dinner!

(The 2 lines above are spoke at the same time.)

Everyone: This truly is an awful town.

The water's green, the sky is brown.

Pope Francis came, he turned around.

Our strongest bridge just holds ten pounds.

We're poisoned by a greedy clown.

Krusty : Kan-ga-roo meat!

Everyone: Traffic suffers from paralysis.

Hans Moleman: Please. I'm late for my dialysis.

Everyone: It's another Springfield Day!

Chorus/Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Pedro : I'm to sad to say ¨olé¨!

Chorus/Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

'''[http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Waylon_Smithers%2C_Jr. Walyon]''' : We've lost our foolish gays.

Chorus/Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Barry: Duffman thinks this town's okay!

Chorus/Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh.

It's another Springfield day!