John S.

John S. is a embittered spouse of Gloria S. who calls him "Johnny-boy". He calls her the "Queen of the Harpies" several times at a marriage counseling retreat held by Reverend Lovejoy. Eventually they forgive each other and leave to rekindle their relationship.

Quotes

 * Gloria S.: Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.
 * John S.: That's enough, Gloria!
 * Reverend Lovejoy: John, why don't you speak?
 * John S.: She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she
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 * John S.: smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!
 * Gloria S.: No, I'm not.
 * John S.: [shouts] Queen of the harpies!
 * Gloria S.: No, I'm not!
 * John S.: [shouts] Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!
 * Gloria S.: Get away from me, you swine!