The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase

Plot
Troy McClure gives us a tour of the "Museum of TV and Televison" and mentions spin-off shows. He shows that FOX needed some new shows for their fall line up, and the Simpsons made three new shows to fill up the schedual. He then shows us the three new shows.

Cheif Wiggum P.I.
Chief Wiggum and his new partner "Skinny Boy" move to New Orleans to become crime fighting detectives. They come upon thier first case when a mysterious skull from "Big Daddy" is thrown through thier window. At night, he sends a crocodile into thier houseboat and kidnapps Ralph. They follow him to his hide out in the middle of the swamp. When he about to arrested, he jumps out the window and, slowly, swims away. Wiggum is sure they'll meet agian.

The Love-Matic Grampa
While at Moe's Tavern, Moe becomes lonely, until he realizes that Grampa's spirit is inside it. When he was going to heaven, he got lost along the way. He helps Moe get a date with a beautiful lady. But Moe doesn't know what to do on the date so he brings Grampa along on the date and puts him in the bathroom. When Moe needs advice, he runs to the bathroom, only to see the machone being smashed by hoodlums. The machine starts malfunctioning and what he says Moe takes as advice. He comes back to the bathroom wearing his dinner. He date comes in and sees what Moe did just for her and is touched.

The Simpson Family Smile Tiem Variety Hour
The Simpsons family hosts thier own variety show, where they sing about candy and see what it'd be like if they were beavers with thier guest star, Tim Conway!. However, Lisa did not want to be a part of the show, so thanks to some "creative casting", you won't know the difference.

Troy ends the show by giving sneek peeks at what's ahead for Season 9.

Quotes

 * Marge: "Homer, what are you doing down there?"
 * Homer: "I'm hidding from the g-g-g-ghost."
 * Marge: "Ghost? What ghost"
 * Homer: "You said at the begining of the show we were having a special ghost tonight."
 * Marge: "I said we're having a special guest tongiht, Mr. Tim Conway!"
 * Homer: "What's a Tim Conway?"
 * Tim Conway: "Oh, about 128 pounds."