The Fool Monty

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"The Fool Monty" is a Season 22 episode. It aired on November 21, 2010.

Plot
The big TV companies make a plan to make a new disease, called House Cat Flu, that will force people to be scared and watch TV for updates on the crisis. After Homer threatens to burn everything the cat has touched, Marge tells him that there is vaccine to the flu and they travel to the hospital.

As the townspeople wait a long line to recieve the vaccine, which is rationed to one child per family, Mr. Burns drives directly to the front of the line and demands 38 doses: one for himself, one for Smithers and 35 for his dogs, even though they are immune to the disease, as they would see him take it and also want some. Mayor Quimby gives him what he wants, as he is the only person in town who actually pays his taxes. This draws glares for the townspeople, followed by open hatred when Burns drives over some boxes containing the town's entire vaccine supply, wasting the vaccine by spilling it onto the street.

After Mr. Burns' Doctor gives him the vaccine, he tells him that Mr. Burns is dying and that he only has 5 to 6 weeks to live. He hosts a massive dinner and invites many townsfolk to deliver the horrible news, only to go from sad to enraged when people begin celebrating. Mr. Burns tries to take his own life by jumping of a cliff but bounces things off, including an aeroplane. He then lands on the ground in a forest. In the morning, Bart is walking around poking things with his "poop stick". He pokes Mr. Burns and he wakes up again, with no memory at all. Bart takes him home after he almost gets his tongue pulled out by a bird. Meanwhile people gather at Mr. Burns' funeral and spit on his open grave until it's full.

Bart tries to hide Mr. Burns in his room before he runs away from his bath into the living room. The Simpsons take him to the rest of the town where they decide to take it turns with Mr. Burns where they can take revenge of him. After a while of arguing over who's turn it is to get Burns, he is returned to Homer for his turn again. However, Homer is getting bored of Burns and lets Lisa take him. Lisa takes him to his mansion where he sees picture of him on a throne of skulls and remembers everything.

Meanwhile, Smithers has gotten a new job for vice president Dick Cheney. He gets told to do jobs such as pull wings off of bees. Smithers obviously doesn't like his new job and boss as much as Mr. Burns.

Burns later comes and pick Smithers up and takes him back with him after he has his memory erased. The two then fly a helicoptor above Springfield and reveal to the townspeople that he plans to drop a dome on Springfield in revenge for the things townspeople had doe to him. Unfortunately, the townspeople reveal that it is has already been done before. Lou also states that they could always just dig out from it, although that never occured to anyone before. He then realises that he had survived for longer than six weeks. Marge thinks it is because he has helped people and been kind. However, after giving Ralph a sweet, he starts to die again. He then realises that it was the spite building up in him that kept him alive. Burns decides to leave, and finds Nelson in the helicoptor forcing Burns to be his father for the school play, otherwise he will crash the helicopter. Burns goes to the play and seems to enjoy it.



Homer and his friends become famous strippers in the full monty special