Bart's Friend Falls in Love/Quotes


 * Lisa: Mom, Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes could help Dad lower his body fat.
 * Marge{loudly}: Oh, Lisa, I love your father for who he is.
 * Marge{whispering}: Lisa, what is the number for the order line?
 * Marge is making an order
 * Marge: Hello, I would like to get one of Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes for my husband.
 * Telephone operator: Certainly. Do you want to get him the stop smoking, lose weight, learn all your state capitals or hostage negotiation?
 * Marge suddenly imagines Homer at the airport outside a hijacked plane. He is wearing army fatigues and yelling through a bullhorn
 * Homer: OK Sabri, listen up! We are ignoring all your demands! Now what do you have to say about that?
 * Terrorist sticks submachine gun out of plane hatch and guns down Homer. A frightened Marge returns to reality
 * Marge: Just the lose weight, please.

