Homer's Haunts: Bowl-A-Rama

From The Simpsons Library of Wisdom's The Homer Book.
 * 1) Energy supply.
 * 2) Ball racks with bowling balls - "Prepare to commence hurling!"
 * 3) Large beverage cup holders.
 * 4) Luxurious, hard plastic, on-deck, banquette-style seats.
 * 5) Pro-Shop entrance - "Look like a pro instantly without all that tiresome practicing!"
 * 6) Standard issue hand-crippling device.
 * 7) Novelty Claw Prize machine (features cute plush animals, kazoos, magic tricks, lobster harmonicas, and Harvard diplomas).
 * 8) Floor surfaces (by the bar: sticky; on the lanes: slicky).
 * 9) Sweat-B-Gone Mystery Air Blower 3000.
 * 10) Scoring table.
 * 11) Free pencils with scorecards.
 * 12) Trophy case.
 * 13) Clock - "Any Time is Kegling Time!"
 * 14) Trap door in ceiling - holds "300 game" celebratory balloon.
 * 15) Entrance to "The Eleventh Frame."
 * 16) Courteous well-trained staff.
 * 17) Dusty shoe rental cubbyholes (behind front counter).
 * 18) Intercom microphone set to maximum distortion.
 * 19) Bowling-Fresh Shoe-Deodorizing Spray (sanitizes toilets, unclogs drains, and dissolves rust).