Menace Tooth Society es una canción del episodio You Kent Always Say What You Want. Fue escrita por Alf Clausen y Scott Clausen, y letra de Tim Long.
Letra[]
- (Nota: Todo en Inglés).
- Dentist:
- This tape explains oral hygeine in a way that's exciting for kids.
- Narrator:
- The U.S. Dental Association Presents: Menace Tooth Society!
- (hip-hop music plays. Two people, like rappers, with Tooth Decay and Gum Disease, go into a mouth)
- Tooth Decay':
- Damn, baby got bacteria. You wanna stick them to these whiteys?
- Gum Disease':
- Hey, I'm all down with OPP, Ongoing Periodontal Problems. Break it down!
(Soon people, with Gingivitis and Periodontitis on their shirts break teeth. That is, until a toothpaste named "Luda-Crest" comes along with a toothbrush and flossing)
- Luda-Crest':
- Hey, you low-life degenerates, stop illin' with the fillin'.
- Tooth Decay':
- Luda-Crest!
(Luda-Crest splashes toothpaste on him, and the toothbrush and flossing fix the problems)
- Luda-Crist':
- I'm the enemy of the cavity, unstoppable like gravity, so brush with regularity, or you will face calamity. I'll see you in Atlanta, GA. Dirty, dirty mouth, y'all!
- Lisa':
- This film is against tooth decay, but it also kind of glamorises it. Mixed signals.
{Homer is dancing)
- Homer':
- This is the greatest movie ever!
- Lisa':
- Dad, that's Ludacris.
- Homer':
- I have a right to my views.
- Lisa':
- No, I mean Cris! Luda-cris Bridges! Right here in the dental plaza.
- Ludacris':
- Hey, man, that video was made for a one-time-only shown in Canada. Understand? Do you?
- Dentist':
Well, I'm sorry, there must have been some sort of misunder-
- Ludacris':
Expect a letter from Cap in the Ass Productions, and its heir legal council, Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out!