I wrote a parody of a song from a Muppet movie.
Marge: Everything is great, everything is grand!
Homer: I've got a mug of beer in the palm of my hand!
Bart: Everything is cool, man! It's falling into place.
Lisa: I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face!
Simpsons (ex. Maggie): Life's a happy song,
When there's someone by my side to sing along!
Moe: When you're alone, life can be a little lame.
Ralph: I'm like a cat, but I'm three foot tall!
Edna: When it's just you, well, times can be tough.
Homer: When there's no one there to break your -- D'OH!
Marge: Everything is great, everything is grand!
Homer: I've got a mug of beer in the palm of my hand!
Bart: Everything is cool, man! It's falling into place.
Lisa: I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face!
Ned Flanders: Life is mighty fine!
Mr. Burns: With someone to scheme...
Smithers: And someone to pine!
Krusty: Life's a circus ball!
Dr. Hibbert: With someone to chuckle...
Milhouse: And someone to fall!
Mayor Quimby: Life is fine, no doubt...
Patty & Selma: With someone to smoke...
Groundskeeper Willie: And someone to SHOUT!
Crowd: Life's a happy song, when there's someone by my side to sing along!
Barney: I've got all the beer that I need right in front of me!
Snake: No one's catchin' me!
Sherri & Terri: Nothing that I can't be with you right here next to me.
Duffman: Life's as fun as booze!
Comic Book Guy: With someone to rant...
Abe: And someone to snooze.
Frink: Life is all of pi.
Apu: With someone to sell...
Janey: And someone to buy.
Lovejoy: Life's an easy path...
Cletus: With someone to help give your pig a bath.
Otto: Life is full of highs!
Luigi: With someone to cook...
Nelson: And someone who's wry.
Crazy Cat Lady: Life's a (gibberish) cat!
Troy McClure: With someone to tell you where it's at!
Fat Tony: Life's the perfect crime...
Wiggum: You're coming with me! Now do your time!
Martin: Life's a petri dish, hey!
Wendell: ...Yes, it is.
Crowd: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
Barney: I've got all the beer that I need right in front of me!
Snake: No one's catchin' me!
Sherri & Terri: Nothing that I can't be with you right here next to me.
Homer: I've got all the beer that I need right in front of me....
D'oh! Forgot the song was over.
