Seymour Skinner

Since season 37 is premiering this Sunday, let's here are my predictions for the season 37 premiere, Thrifty Ways to Thieve Your Mother.

Lisa will try to join the fashion club in another attempt to be popular. Marge will try to talk her out of it by saying fashion isn't her thing

Lisa will join them by bringing in clothes from the 70s and saying they're cool to older kids

Lisa and the club members will try different looks based on looks from each era

Marge will worry that joining the club will go to Lisa's head and turn her arrogant or snobbish omake her k

Homer will assure Lisa that she's doing a good thing and that she should do what it takes to get the club members to like her uS

Bart will find out what Lisa's been up to and try to ruin it for her

Lisa will brag about her new status in the club to her friends and the other Simpsons

Bart will follow the club either to steal their clothes or sabotage them so they can't commit any more crimes in the city. elb S

Lisa and the fashion club will go on a crime spree through Springfield

Stealing clothes and copying different looks they see on other people

Homer will wear some of the clothes they've stolen to update his own look

Marge will search for Lisa to bring her back home

Lisa will realize how far she's gone and how much damage she's caused trying to impress the fashion club

She will quit the club after realizing that the crime and faking fashion aren't worth joining the club

Bart will try to cheer her up by pulling a prank or by getting her stuff back

There will be a montage at the end showing the Simpsons from each decade wearing clothes that were from those decades

I'm excited that Abe and Agnes skinner are finally going to be together Tonight we're going to learn their history It'll be fun to see how Homer and principal Skinner react when they find out their parents knew each other back in the day Abe and Agnes were a couple waiting to happen.

It seems like everyone made a big deal about Bart kissing Nikki in stealing first base, it's not like he hit her or touched her all he did was kiss her, they were too quick to react to what Bart did and starting a ban on kissing was too extreme Most kids don't kiss each other at that age.

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Uuuummm... This may be the most, and I mean, THE. MOST, random thing EVER to be said by ANY fan. Uuuuummmm. Crap. Should I even share this? Am I gonna embarrass myself? Should this be kept a secret?

Okay. I took a few deep breathes. And here is something I felt like sharing today. This Simpsons opinion of mine has been with me since I watched episodes with Dr Pryor in it a week or 2 ago... I may embarrass the heck outta myself... But... here it goes.

I wanna see... Oh mah God. I wanna, see more interactions between Skinner & Pryor.

Yyyyeeeesssss... That is correct. 2 characters that have HARDLY appeared together AT ALL, and thus no fans should be fans of their pairing.

I feel like I should end the post right here... But on the DVD commentary of Bart The Genius, they said they originally wanted Skinner & Pryor to be paired up, like a mini team, but replaced with Superintendant Chalmers... which I do think is great for Skinner... even more so than Pryor, like all of you... Oh, how the heck is this gonna justify it? I just found this out TODAY, 1 hour ago. & this infamous unpopular opinion of mine has been with me for WEEKS now.

Well, PLEASE KEEP in mind. I DO NOT just watch Bart The Genius from the 1st season JUST to see Skinner & Pryor (God, even mentioning those 2 names aim a feeling in my strings) on screen. In fact, for my opinion on Dr Pryor, I think he is a pretty good, solid character, paired up or not, & appearing with someone or not, in all the episodes that he appeared in, & I do feel like he deserved at least 2 or 3 more speaking roles. As for Bart The Genius, it's a great classic episode for it's Homer & Bart interaction (Which is like the only normal & popular pairing on this post mentioned), and it's surreal humor (Like when Homer gets angry) is pretty good, and it did an excellent job at saving the show from getting axed after how Some Enchanted Evening's (The very 1st ep of the whole show in production number; Bart The Genius is the 2nd) production went.

I don't even know myself why I like these 2 appearing together. I just do. And hopefully, I'm sure that if you listen to the commentary of this episode, you may want to see these 2 interact more as well.

In fact, to tell you, this isn't the very 1st time I grew an interest to a SUPER unusual, unpopular pairing on a whole show. And I AM gonna prove it. RIGHT now. Crap I am gonna embarrass myself.

1. The Amazing World Of Gumball: For some reason I wanted to see more interactions between Mr Small & Mr Brown. This got to me 2 years ago back in late-October of 2021, after I watched the episode The Meddler.

2. Spongebob Squarepants: I wanted to see more major interactions between Incidental 41 & 42, even though nobody really EVER pays mind to these 2 background characters. I developed this late in 2021 as well.

3. The Loud House: When I first watched A Fridge Too Far back in 2020, I grew a liking to Timothy McCole, who only appeared as a guest in that ep, & I wanted him to appear more with Lynn Sr. As I liked the 2. While I still do like the characters, I am not interested in them being together anymore.

And yeah, that's about all. I understand if this post just gets viral 1 day. I hope I get no hard feelings.

Need page for Dodgeball Skinner from Skinner's Sense of Snow, STAT.

Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, I hope I'm prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you made it. Despite your directions.

Skinner: Ho-ho-ho-ho!

[Chalmers runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror]

Chalmers: Good lord! I call it "steamed ham" despite the fact, it's obviously smoked. I see. Well, Seymour, you're an odd fellow. But I must say... Krusty Burger grills a good ham.

[He begins to climb through the window, but Skinner enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "The Superintendent and Skinner" then plays]

Skinner: Superintendent!

Chalmers: Seymour! I should be-

Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're stretching your calves on the windowsill. Isometric excercise! But what if... I were to join you?

Chalmers: I thought we're having steamed clams.

[Once Skinner leaves the kitchen, Chalmers climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.]

Chalmers: You know these hamburgers are quite good.

Skinner: D'oh no, I'm ready for mouthwatering steamed clams!

Chalmers: You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?

Skinner: No.

Chalmers: Really? Well, you heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams" in a region.

Skinner: Uh... Upstate New York?

Chalmers: Yes, I'm from Utica.

Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.

Chalmers: I see.

[Skinner takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Chalmers sips his drink. Chalmers remembered that the hamburgers were infact grilled.]

Chalmers: Why is your hamburger grilled, Seymour?

Skinner: Ye... Uh... You know the... One thing I should.. Excuse me for one second.

Chalmers: Of course.

[Chalmers enters the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]

Chalmers: Good lord what is happening in there?

Skinner: Aurora Borealis?

Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis? Obviously fire!

Skinner: I'm sorry. Did you just call me a liar?

Chalmers: No, I said "obviously fire".

Skinner: Oh... That's much better.

[Skinner continues eating as the kitchen fire grows larger.]

Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!

Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

[Skinner finishes eating the burger and gets prepared to go home without helping anyone]

Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

[As Skinner begins heading home, Agnes screams for help and Chalmers calls him, causing Skinner to ignore them.]

Skinner: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

Agnes: Help! Help!

Chalmers: SEEEYMOOOUR!