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Hank Scorpio hosts an employee orientation video for potential Globex applicants.

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As the film begins, an unseen audience member arrives in the office of Hank Scorpio. Hank initially panics since his guest came early, but quickly perks up to introduce the employee to the inner workings of the Globex Corporation. Hank then introduces the prospective Globex co-workers, such as Scarface and General Claw. Scarface makes a lunge at the guest and stops to claim he was joking, then lunges for real. Hank apologizes and admits that Scarface is a good man, and he knows how to train a giant weasel.

Hank continues his tour despite the guest's frequent attempts to run and acts oblivious to the obvious signs of plotting for world-domination that is seen throughout. Eventually, Hank admits that Globex is indeed in the business for world-domination, but argues that it's a very competitive field. His nemesis James Bont suddenly arrives, and Hank orders his soldiers and Scarface to deal with him while he and General Claw discuss employee benefits. This goes well until the guest demands stock options and a company car, at which point Hank calls for Scarface to help "negotiate" with his giant weasel.


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