[The citizens of Springfield have a town meeting to discuss improving the town's image and attracting more tourism. Marge suggests hosting a film festival and having townspeople enter their own movies.]
Mayor Quimby: All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea?
Crowd: [chanting in unison] Film festival! Film festival!
Marge: You like my idea? Actually, I have several others--
Crowd: [in unison, cutting her off] Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!
[On TV, Rainier Wolfcastle is appearing on Coming Attractions, Jay Sherman's show. Wolfcastle talks about his new movie, McBain: Let's Get Silly, which depicts him as a comedian, alternating between telling bad jokes and dispatching hecklers (and many other audience members) with various weapons.]
Wolfcastle: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars.
Jay: [disgusted] How do you sleep at night?
Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
Jay: [even more disgusted] Just asking. Yeesh!
[After reading Marge's invite, Jay Sherman is debating whether to travel to Springfield when Rainier Wolfcastle approaches him.]
Wolfcastle: Sherman, I just realized you insulted me. [He pulls out a rifle]. Now you will die!
Jay: Hey, nudnick... uh, your shoe's untied!
Wolfcastle: From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look anyway.
[He bends over to examine his shoes.]
Jay: Taxi! [A taxi pulls up and he gets inside.] To the airport!
[The taxi speeds off. Many hours pass until night falls.]
Wolfcastle: On closer inspection, these are loafers.
[At the airport, the Simpsons meet Jay Sherman, who has come to judge the Springfield Film Festival.]
Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. [to Homer] And this must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.