mNo edit summary |
mNo edit summary |
||
| Line 10: | Line 10: | ||
<hr width=50%/> |
<hr width=50%/> |
||
| + | |||
:''[On TV, [[Rainier Wolfcastle]] is appearing on ''[[Coming Attractions]]'', [[Jay Sherman]]'s show. Wolfcastle talks about his new movie which depicts him as a comedian, alternating between telling bad jokes and dispatching hecklers with various weapons.]'' |
:''[On TV, [[Rainier Wolfcastle]] is appearing on ''[[Coming Attractions]]'', [[Jay Sherman]]'s show. Wolfcastle talks about his new movie which depicts him as a comedian, alternating between telling bad jokes and dispatching hecklers with various weapons.]'' |
||
:'''Wolfcastle''': "The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million." |
:'''Wolfcastle''': "The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million." |
||
| Line 17: | Line 18: | ||
<hr width=50%/> |
<hr width=50%/> |
||
| + | |||
:''[At the airport, the Simpsons meet [[Jay Sherman]], who's come to judge the Springfield Film Festival.]'' |
:''[At the airport, the Simpsons meet [[Jay Sherman]], who's come to judge the Springfield Film Festival.]'' |
||
:'''[[Marge]]''': "Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, [[Homer]]." |
:'''[[Marge]]''': "Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, [[Homer]]." |
||
| Line 23: | Line 25: | ||
<hr width=50%/> |
<hr width=50%/> |
||
| + | |||
:''[Preparing to make his movie for the film festival, [[Mr. Burns]] meets with [[Señor Spielbergo]], his director.]'' |
:''[Preparing to make his movie for the film festival, [[Mr. Burns]] meets with [[Señor Spielbergo]], his director.]'' |
||
:'''Burns''': "Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler." |
:'''Burns''': "Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler." |
||
| Line 29: | Line 32: | ||
<hr width=50%/> |
<hr width=50%/> |
||
| + | |||
:''[At the Simpson home, [[Jay Sherman]] talks with [[Patty]] and [[Selma]] while [[Homer]] watches.]'' |
:''[At the Simpson home, [[Jay Sherman]] talks with [[Patty]] and [[Selma]] while [[Homer]] watches.]'' |
||
:'''Patty''': "Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert." |
:'''Patty''': "Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert." |
||
| Line 42: | Line 46: | ||
<hr width=50%/> |
<hr width=50%/> |
||
| + | |||
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' "Oh, I thought they were showing [[wikipedia:The_Rocky_Horror_Picture_Show|The Rocky Horror Picture Show]] tonight." |
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' "Oh, I thought they were showing [[wikipedia:The_Rocky_Horror_Picture_Show|The Rocky Horror Picture Show]] tonight." |
||
| + | <hr width=50%/> |
||
| ⚫ | |||
| + | |||
| ⚫ | |||
:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[laughing to the point of tears]'' "This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!" |
:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[laughing to the point of tears]'' "This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!" |
||
:'''[[Jay Sherman]]''': ''[disapprovingly]'' "This '''isn't''' [[wikipedia:America's_Funniest_Home_Videos|''America's Funniest Home Videos'']]." |
:'''[[Jay Sherman]]''': ''[disapprovingly]'' "This '''isn't''' [[wikipedia:America's_Funniest_Home_Videos|''America's Funniest Home Videos'']]." |
||
| Line 50: | Line 57: | ||
<hr width=50%/> |
<hr width=50%/> |
||
| + | |||
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Smithers, are they booing me?" |
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Smithers, are they booing me?" |
||
:'''[[Smithers]]''': "Oh, no, sir. They're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." |
:'''[[Smithers]]''': "Oh, no, sir. They're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." |
||
| Line 57: | Line 65: | ||
<hr width=50%/> |
<hr width=50%/> |
||
| + | |||
:''[The jury members are casting their votes for grand prize at the [[Springfield Film Festival]]. [[Jay Sherman]] is dismayed that [[Mr. Burns]]' movie is drawing votes.]'' |
:''[The jury members are casting their votes for grand prize at the [[Springfield Film Festival]]. [[Jay Sherman]] is dismayed that [[Mr. Burns]]' movie is drawing votes.]'' |
||
:'''Jay''': "How can you vote for Burns' movie?" |
:'''Jay''': "How can you vote for Burns' movie?" |
||
| Line 62: | Line 71: | ||
<hr width=50%/> |
<hr width=50%/> |
||
| + | |||
| − | :''[A remake of [[Hans Moleman]]'s [[Man Getting Hit by Football|movie]] is an Academy Award contender |
+ | :''[A remake of [[Hans Moleman]]'s [[Man Getting Hit by Football|movie]] is an Academy Award contender.]'' |
:'''[[wikipedia:George_C._Scott|George C. Scott]]''': ''[on screen, getting hit by football]'' "Ow! My groin!" |
:'''[[wikipedia:George_C._Scott|George C. Scott]]''': ''[on screen, getting hit by football]'' "Ow! My groin!" |
||
Revision as of 07:10, 9 June 2010
Template:TabQ
- [The Springfielders have a town meeting to discuss improving the town's image and attracting more tourism. Marge suggests hosting a film festival and having townspeople enter their own movies.]
- Mayor Quimby: "All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea?"
- Crowd: [chanting in unison] "Film festival! Film festival!"
- Marge: "You like my idea? Actually, I have several others--"
- Crowd: [in unison, cutting her off] "Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!"
- [On TV, Rainier Wolfcastle is appearing on Coming Attractions, Jay Sherman's show. Wolfcastle talks about his new movie which depicts him as a comedian, alternating between telling bad jokes and dispatching hecklers with various weapons.]
- Wolfcastle: "The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million."
- Jay: [disgusted] "How do you sleep at night?"
- Wolfcastle: "On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies."
- Jay: [even more disgusted] "Just asking. Yeesh!"
- [At the airport, the Simpsons meet Jay Sherman, who's come to judge the Springfield Film Festival.]
- Marge: "Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer."
- Jay: "Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. [to Homer] And this must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil."
- Homer: "It was a Gummi Bear."
- [Preparing to make his movie for the film festival, Mr. Burns meets with Señor Spielbergo, his director.]
- Burns: "Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler."
- Spielbergo: [looking doubtful] "Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo."
- Burns: "Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!"
- [At the Simpson home, Jay Sherman talks with Patty and Selma while Homer watches.]
- Patty: "Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert."
- Selma: "So tell us. Who's gay?"
- Jay: "Oh, I don't know ... Harvey Fierstein."
- Selma: "No!"
- Patty: "Who else?"
- [Homer whispers into Jay's ear.]
- Jay: "Oh. MacGyver's gay."
- [Patty and Selma growl and advance on Jay, who cowers from them. Homer giggles.]
- [The scene shifts to outside. Jay has been stripped to his underwear and is dangling from the rain gutter by the waistband of his shorts.]
- Bart: [seeing Jay and laughing] "You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?"
- Dr. Hibbert: [walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held] "Oh, I thought they were showing The Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight."
- [At the film festival, Hans Moleman's Man Getting Hit by Football has just been shown.]
- Homer: [laughing to the point of tears] "This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!"
- Jay Sherman: [disapprovingly] "This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos."
- Homer: "But ... the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! [still laughing] Roll it again!"
- Mr. Burns: "Smithers, are they booing me?"
- Smithers: "Oh, no, sir. They're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
- Burns: [to crowd] "Are you saying 'boo' or 'Boo-urns'?"
- Crowd: "Boooooooooooo!"
- Hans Moleman: [to himself] "I was saying 'Boo-urns'."
- [The jury members are casting their votes for grand prize at the Springfield Film Festival. Jay Sherman is dismayed that Mr. Burns' movie is drawing votes.]
- Jay: "How can you vote for Burns' movie?"
- Krusty: "Let's just say it moved me ... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."
- [A remake of Hans Moleman's movie is an Academy Award contender.]
- George C. Scott: [on screen, getting hit by football] "Ow! My groin!"
Template:Season 6 Q