Beware My Cheating Bart
A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
The Spy Who Learned Me
Homer: Choke on my numb blue hands! (attempts to strangle Bart but fails) Oh... what the...

Bart: Mom! Dad! I woke up and the money jar was full! That means the Devil accepted my bargain. Now to uphold my end of the deal. (turns and brandishes a kitchen knife) Snowball II!
Marge: (Puts her hand on his shoulder) No!

Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.

Lisa: It's so diverse! I've died and gone to a PBS kid's show!

Homer: Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!

Homer: Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before-we-had-kids fun!

Bart: There is no virus, I made the whole thing up!
Lifeguard Dave: But the general's warning!
Bart: That was Treat Williams in a movie.
Treat Williams: I thought that general looked familiar.
(Other passengers surround him)
Treat Williams: What? I'm in a lot of movies.

Lisa: Sure, life is full of pain and misery, but the trick is to enjoy the few good things in the moment.
Homer: Yeah, stupid. Stop thinking about having fun and have it.

Season 22 Season 23 Quotes Season 24
The Falcon and the D'ohmanBart Stops to Smell the RooseveltsTreehouse of Horror XXIIReplaceable YouThe Food WifeThe Book JobThe Man in the Blue Flannel PantsThe Ten-Per-Cent SolutionHolidays of Future PassedPolitically Inept, with Homer SimpsonThe D'oh-cial NetworkMoe Goes from Rags to RichesThe Daughter Also RisesAt Long Last LeaveExit Through the Kwik-E-MartHow I Wet Your MotherThem, RobotBeware My Cheating BartA Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do AgainThe Spy Who Learned MeNed 'N Edna's BlendLisa Goes Gaga
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