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(Homer leaves Moe's Tavern to find his car being booted by the police)

Homer: Aw, come on, Chief, I've had a rotten day. Can't you help me out?
Chief Wiggum: Sorry, I'm afraid the most I can do is pretend to drive you home. Okay, now hop on my imaginary motorcycle, arms around my belly. (makes revving noises) Um, I'm going to need you to, uh, chip in for gas.
Homer: (groans) (opens imaginary wallet)
Chief Wiggum: This is where the pretending ends.


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Moonshine River ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror XXIII ā€¢ Adventures in Baby-Getting ā€¢ Gone Abie Gone ā€¢ Penny-Wiseguys ā€¢ A Tree Grows in Springfield ā€¢ The Day the Earth Stood Cool ā€¢ To Cur, with Love ā€¢ Homer Goes to Prep School ā€¢ A Test Before Trying ā€¢ Changing of the Guardian ā€¢ Love is a Many-Splintered Thing ā€¢ Hardly Kirk-ing ā€¢ Gorgeous Grampa ā€¢ Black-Eyed, Please ā€¢ Dark Knight Court ā€¢ What Animated Women Want ā€¢ Pulpit Friction ā€¢ Whiskey Business ā€¢ The Fabulous Faker Boy ā€¢ The Saga of Carl ā€¢ Dangers on a Train
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