watch 01:48 The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Admiral Carstairs is a former member of the United States military. He is a friend of Charles Montgomery Burns. Burns introduced him to his son Larry Burns, who offended him with a joke about Carstairs' age. Appearances Episode – "Burns, Baby Burns" Retrieved from "https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Admiral_Carstairs?oldid=882242" Categories: Male characters Characters Adults Seniors One-Time Characters Gray Haired Characters Characters that wear Glasses Bald Characters Military personnel Retired Characters Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.