- “Some Boy Scouts stumbled upon your little game of "Hide the Ooze".”
- ―Agent Malone
Agent Malone works for the Environmental Protection Agency.
One night, Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers dumped nuclear waste in the Springfield Park. Agent Malone was assigned to figure out who did it. He was tipped off by Boy Scouts and came in with some of his fellow EPA agents, shortly finding and captures Mr. Burns and Smithers. At court, Mr. Burns is tried and found guilty, being fined for $3,000,000.