The title of this article is conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.

The Air Force Guard is a security guard at the U.S. Air Force Base. After Sideshow Bob gives a threatening announcement during an airshow, all civilians are asked to leave and the guard stands outside to ensure everyone has exited safely. However, the gates are closed while Bart and Lisa Simpson are still inside. Marge tries to tell him that her kids are in the base. He misunderstands and tells her she must be very proud.


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