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Airport Hotel is a song sung by Homer in the episode Heartbreak Hotel, a parody of the song by the same name.

Lyrics

Well since you blew the challenge,
And we're not allowed to tell
We're getting all expenses paid at
Airport Hotel,
The Simpsons - Heartbrake Hotel Song

The Simpsons - Heartbrake Hotel Song

"Airport Hotel" video

The pillows are foamy, baby
Order food on the phone-y
We'll eat Toblerone-y
So don't cry
For breakfast they have bagels
Cream cheese but no lox
A mini pack of cereal
Make a bowl out of the box
The pool's so chlorine-y, baby
The towel's so teeny
No lifeguard to be seen-y,
We could die
No kids, no job, no Flanders
Choice of bar soap or bath gel
Small ketchup's friends with tiny mustard,
Airport Hotel
Now that I've shown you, baby,
They'll leave us alone, yeah, baby,
Toilet's got a phone, yeah,
Don't know why.
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