- "That’s right! I don’t need this scooter! All of you, follow me to the future!"
- ―Albert's last words before his death
- "What Albert taught us is that all people have pride and no group should ever be insulted. He knew what was important was how you lived your life every day. Till he was taken from us too soon, at the age of... TWENTY-THREE?!? PEOPLE, FOR GOD’S SAKE, JOIN A GYM!"
- ―Homer at Albert's funeral
Albert was the leader of an overweight group. He was an activist for fat people's rights. He died after standing up from his scooter because he was so fat and unhealthy, even though he was only 23 years old. He was so fat, his cremated ashes needed nine urns and a large sack to contain them. Albert was suspended to a mobility scooter. If he tried to stand up (which he did), he would die.
Objects[]
In the 'Big is Beautiful' group, he has a stand for many objects:
- Remotes:
- Knob Turner
- Window Opener
- Door Opener
- Foot Waker Upper-Stick
- Dink Finder-Magnifying Glass
- Donut Locater-GPS
- Belt Extender-Belt
Appearances[]
Episode – "Walking Big & Tall" - Episode – "Flanders' Ladder" (ghost)
Gallery[]
Albert standing, shortly after, he dies.
Framed picture of Albert
Albert's funeral shrine
The Objects Albert has