Treehouse of Horror XV
All's Fair in Oven War
Sleeping with the Enemy
Moe: Looks like me and Marge are both going to Hell. That's when I'll make my move.

Marge: (reading a note from Lisa) I look up to you... because you let me down. That's clever. And devastating.

Homer: A contractor? Those guys are the biggest crooks around. They charge for materials AND labor. Pick one, jerks!

Chief Wiggum: Ralphie wants to go on the pill.
Homer: Stupid Bart, (laughs) bagpipes getting down with an octopus. That's classic.

Homer: Would you excuse us Milton?
Milhouse: It's Milhouse.
Homer: Yeah, and your father's no house. Now scram!

Bart: I could make the treehouse look like this. Then we can have orgies, whatever they are.
Milhouse: We'll be Playdude Playmates!

(Ralph Wiggum cries)
Wiggum: Sorry, Ralphie. The Bakeoff rejected your recipe.
Ralph Wiggum: I want to be in the Bakeoff!
Wiggum: There, there. I think your Grilled Crayon Sandwich was delicious.
Ralph: You only had a pretend bite!
Wiggum: No, I'm eating it, look. (swallows with difficulty)
Ralph: Can you taste the thumbtacks?
Wiggum: Aw, crap...

Lisa: (after discovering Marge was cheating on the competition) I can't believe my mom would cheat.
Homer: Hey sweetie, is mom winning?
Lisa: Oh, she'll win the contest! but she'll loose her soul.
Homer: But she'll still win the contest?
Lisa: And loose her soul.
Homer: But win the contest?
Lisa: (annoyed) Yes.
Homer: Woo Hoo!

Apu: (puts on disguise) Apu? Never heard of him. My name is Steve Barnes.

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