- “If you're so sure what it ain't, how 'bout telling us what it am?”
- ―Moe, to Lisa
- “Speaking from a strictly medical point of view…that ain't right.'”
- ―Dr. Hibbert
The skeleton created a scandal in the town, and sparked age-old debates of science vs. religion.
- Episode – "Lisa the Skeptic"
- Episode – "A Tale of Two Springfields"
- Book – The Simpsons Guide to Springfield