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:'''Homer''': He didn't know that. |
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:'''Homer''' : Stupid boy. All you do is cost me money. Money I could be wasting. |
:'''Homer''' : Stupid boy. All you do is cost me money. Money I could be wasting. |
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| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': That's Angry Dad, the semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created. |
+ | :'''[[Bart]]''': That's Angry Dad, the semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created. |
:'''Homer''': I legally forced him to say "semi". |
:'''Homer''': I legally forced him to say "semi". |
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| − | :'''Homer''': My little [[Roman Polanski]]. |
+ | :'''Homer''': My little [[Roman Polanski]]. |
| − | :'''Marge''': Homer! |
+ | :'''Marge''': Homer! |
| − | :'''Homer''': What? What's wrong with being Roman Polanski? ''(Marge whispers in his ear)'' |
+ | :'''Homer''': What? What's wrong with being Roman Polanski? ''(Marge whispers in his ear)'' |
:'''Homer''': He what? You monster! ''(strangles Bart)'' |
:'''Homer''': He what? You monster! ''(strangles Bart)'' |
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| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Your film's not all bad. If you cut out the parts that don't work, it could make a great short film. |
+ | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Your film's not all bad. If you cut out the parts that don't work, it could make a great short film. |
| − | :'''Bart''': A short film? |
+ | :'''Bart''': A short film? |
| − | :'''Lisa''': Many directors, like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin and Tim Burton, started out with short films. |
+ | :'''Lisa''': Many directors, like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin and Tim Burton, started out with short films. |
| − | :'''Bart''': Name one more. |
+ | :'''Bart''': Name one more. |
| − | :'''Lisa''': Taylor Hackford. |
+ | :'''Lisa''': Taylor Hackford. |
:'''Bart''': I don't know who that is, but I'm convinced! |
:'''Bart''': I don't know who that is, but I'm convinced! |
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| − | :'''Bart''': This is insane! He didn't show up for work, he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he's hogging all the credit. |
+ | :'''Bart''': This is insane! He didn't show up for work, he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he's hogging all the credit. |
:'''Marge''': Don't worry, sweetie. It's the begining of a ridiculously long series of awards shows. You'll have your chance to say crazy things. |
:'''Marge''': Don't worry, sweetie. It's the begining of a ridiculously long series of awards shows. You'll have your chance to say crazy things. |
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:'''[[Halle Berry]]''': And the winner is... not going to be announced until we see a lengthy clip from each short. |
:'''[[Halle Berry]]''': And the winner is... not going to be announced until we see a lengthy clip from each short. |
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| − | :'''Lisa''': Good luck, Mr. Park. There's no shame in losing to you. |
+ | :'''Lisa''': Good luck, Mr. Park. There's no shame in losing to you. |
| − | :'''[[Nick Park]]''': Good luck to you too, Lisa. You're too kind. |
+ | :'''[[Nick Park]]''': Good luck to you too, Lisa. You're too kind. |
:''(They shake hands; Nick's fingers come off in Lisa's hand)'' |
:''(They shake hands; Nick's fingers come off in Lisa's hand)'' |
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+ | :'''Lisa''': Eew! |
:'''Nick Park''': No worries. I just stick them back on. I'm more clay than man now. |
:'''Nick Park''': No worries. I just stick them back on. I'm more clay than man now. |
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:'''[[Russell Brand]]''': It's nice to see all my friends from before I went to rehab. I'm just kidding, of course. None of you are my friends. |
:'''[[Russell Brand]]''': It's nice to see all my friends from before I went to rehab. I'm just kidding, of course. None of you are my friends. |
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| − | :'''Bart''': [[Angry Dad]] is nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Short? I'm going to the Oscars! Not as a seat filler! I'm getting a gift basket! And I won't declare it! |
+ | :'''Bart''': [[Angry Dad]] is nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Short? I'm going to the Oscars! Not as a seat filler! I'm getting a gift basket! And I won't declare it! |
| − | :'''Homer''': Bart! It's the middle of Awards season. Who the hell is calling you at three in the morning? |
+ | :'''Homer''': Bart! It's the middle of Awards season. Who the hell is calling you at three in the morning? |
| − | :'''Bart''': Uh, no one. Wrong number. |
+ | :'''Bart''': Uh, no one. Wrong number. |
:'''Homer''': If I find out it's the right number, you're in big trouble. |
:'''Homer''': If I find out it's the right number, you're in big trouble. |
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:'''[[Herman Melwood]]''': Don't thank me, thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas. |
:'''[[Herman Melwood]]''': Don't thank me, thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas. |
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- Homer: That's it, boy! I'm eating your yogurt!
- Marge: You ate his yogurt in the car.
- Homer: He didn't know that.
- Homer : Stupid boy. All you do is cost me money. Money I could be wasting.
- Bart: That's Angry Dad, the semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created.
- Homer: I legally forced him to say "semi".
- Homer: My little Roman Polanski.
- Marge: Homer!
- Homer: What? What's wrong with being Roman Polanski? (Marge whispers in his ear)
- Homer: He what? You monster! (strangles Bart)
- Lisa: Your film's not all bad. If you cut out the parts that don't work, it could make a great short film.
- Bart: A short film?
- Lisa: Many directors, like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin and Tim Burton, started out with short films.
- Bart: Name one more.
- Lisa: Taylor Hackford.
- Bart: I don't know who that is, but I'm convinced!
- Bart: This is insane! He didn't show up for work, he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he's hogging all the credit.
- Marge: Don't worry, sweetie. It's the begining of a ridiculously long series of awards shows. You'll have your chance to say crazy things.
- Halle Berry: And the winner is... not going to be announced until we see a lengthy clip from each short.
- Lisa: Good luck, Mr. Park. There's no shame in losing to you.
- Nick Park: Good luck to you too, Lisa. You're too kind.
- (They shake hands; Nick's fingers come off in Lisa's hand)
- Lisa: Eew!
- Nick Park: No worries. I just stick them back on. I'm more clay than man now.
- Homer: Don't worry, son. Everyone makes mistakes. Yours is just public and expensive.
- Russell Brand: It's nice to see all my friends from before I went to rehab. I'm just kidding, of course. None of you are my friends.
- Bart: Angry Dad is nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Short? I'm going to the Oscars! Not as a seat filler! I'm getting a gift basket! And I won't declare it!
- Homer: Bart! It's the middle of Awards season. Who the hell is calling you at three in the morning?
- Bart: Uh, no one. Wrong number.
- Homer: If I find out it's the right number, you're in big trouble.
- Marge: According to this live blog, Ben Stiller and Jack Black are doing a bit that will not end.
- Homer: I was born a rolling 80's, I'll die a rolling 80's.
- Red Carpet Interviewer: And Lisa, who are you wearing?
- Lisa: I believe it's from Lamps Plus.
- Homer: And I'd like to thank the women who's been inspiring me for the last 25 years... the cute one from The Bangles.
- Herman Melwood: Don't thank me, thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas.