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Angry Dad: The Movie |
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Ketchup: The Tabasco brothers got Frenchee. We're going have to leave the kitchen.
(Everyone gasps).
Waffle: I don't want wanna go, I don't wanna go. (hides) Wake me for the syrupy ending.
Ketchup: Timmy's coming. Assume your positions.
(Timmy used up the peanut butter.)
Peanut Butter: My god, I'm empty. Don't let 'em put pencils in me. Ah! (falls down and smashes)
Willis: Not to worry, Miss Penny Farthing. Crumble will soon have your garden gnomes back in tiptop condishion.
(Crumble repairs and restores a gnome.)
Miss Penny Farthing: (laughs) He's good as new, you must come in for a spot of tea and homemade marmite sandwich.
Willis: (delighted) A homemade Marmite sandwich and made by a woman with such gentle hands. (goes in)
(As Crumble starts to enjoy his lunch, an Angry Bird begins operating the machine to turn him into a garden gnome.)
Wallace: Crumble, Crumble! Where has that silly dog got to? (Miss Farthing screams) Oh my.
- Homer: That's it, boy! I'm eating your yogurt!
- Marge: You ate his yogurt in the car.
- Homer: He didn't know that.
- Homer : Stupid boy. All you do is cost me money. Money I could be wasting.
- Bart: That's Angry Dad, the semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created.
- Homer: I legally forced him to say "semi".
- Homer: My little Roman Polanski.
- Marge: Homer!
- Homer: What? What's wrong with being Roman Polanski? (Marge whispers in his ear)
- Homer: He what? You monster! (strangles Bart)
- Lisa: Your film's not all bad. If you cut out the parts that don't work, it could make a great short film.
- Bart: A short film?
- Lisa: Many directors, like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin and Tim Burton, started out with short films.
- Bart: Name one more.
- Lisa: Taylor Hackford.
- Bart: I don't know who that is, but I'm convinced!
- Bart: This is insane! He didn't show up for work, he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he's hogging all the credit.
- Marge: Don't worry, sweetie. It's the begining of a ridiculously long series of awards shows. You'll have your chance to say crazy things.
- Halle Berry: And the winner is... not going to be announced until we see a lengthy clip from each short.
- Lisa: Good luck, Mr. Park. There's no shame in losing to you.
- Nick Park: Good luck to you too, Lisa. You're too kind.
- (They shake hands; Nick's fingers come off in Lisa's hand)
- Lisa: Eew!
- Nick Park: No worries. I just stick them back on. I'm more clay than man now.
- Homer: Don't worry, son. Everyone makes mistakes. Yours is just public and expensive.
- Russell Brand: It's nice to see all my friends from before I went to rehab. I'm just kidding, of course. None of you are my friends.
- Bart: Angry Dad is nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Short? I'm going to the Oscars! Not as a seat filler! I'm getting a gift basket! And I won't declare it!
- Homer: Bart! It's the middle of Awards season. Who the hell is calling you at three in the morning?
- Bart: Uh, no one. Wrong number.
- Homer: If I find out it's the right number, you're in big trouble.
- Marge: According to this live blog, Ben Stiller and Jack Black are doing a bit that will not end.
- Homer: I was born a rolling 80's, I'll die a rolling 80's.
- Red Carpet Interviewer: And Lisa, who are you wearing?
- Lisa: I believe it's from Lamps Plus.
- Homer: And I'd like to thank the women who's been inspiring me for the last 25 years... the cute one from The Bangles.
- Herman Melwood: Don't thank me, thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas.
- Bart: Hey, Homer, you want to be the voice of angry dad?
- Homer: It would be an... (angrily shouting) honor!
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