"Another Springfield Day" is a song sung by the people of Springfield after an accident on a major road in S29 E10, "Haw-Haw Land". The song is a parody of the opening song of "La-La Land" as it uses the same melody. It describes how Springfield is a terrible town.
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The Simpsons Another Perfect Springfield Day
(Camera pans down from the Springfield Sign and shows a car accident.)
(Car horns honk and you can hear groaning.)
(Everyone gets out of their cars as the melody starts)
Lenny: Another Springfield Day!
A truly perfect place to see your dreams just fade away.
Carl: Working at the plant’s fried everything inside my pants.
Goodbye to all romance.....
Lenny and Carl: All I've got to show,
for 20 years or so is you.
Lenny (speaking): Carl!
Carl (speaking): Prescription pain pills!
Eleanor : I have a law degree.
For years I've smelled just like cat pee.
This town just drags you down.
One of Eleanor's Cats: She's completely lost her head,
and we will eat her when she's dead.
It really shouldn't be too long...
Eleanor: Cats! Cats! Cats!
All Cats: She'll be our dinner!
(The two lines above are spoke at the same time.)
Everyone: This truly is an awful town.
The water's green, the sky is brown.
Pope Francis came, he turned around.
Our strongest bridge just holds ten pounds.
We're poisoned by a greedy clown.
Krusty : Kan-ga-roo meat!
Everyone: Traffic suffers from paralysis.
Hans Moleman: Please. I'm late for my dialysis.
Everyone: It's another Springfield Day!
Chorus/Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Pedro : I'm too sad to say "olé"!
Chorus/Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Waylon Smithers, Jr.: We've lost our coolest gays.
Chorus/Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Barry: Duffman thinks this town's okay!
Chorus/Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's another Springfield day!