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'''Lisa''': No toupees.
 
'''Lisa''': No toupees.
   
 
'''Homer''': Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!
 
'''Homer''': Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!
 
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'''Homer''': I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
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'''Homer''': I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
 
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'''Jim Jarmusch''': I can eat a raw onion without crying.
 
'''Jim Jarmusch''': I can eat a raw onion without crying.
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'''Homer''': Hey, you're crying!
 
'''Homer''': Hey, you're crying!
   
'''Jim Jarmusch''': Yes, but I'm crying about something else.
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'''Jim Jarmusch''': Yes, but I'm crying about something else.
 
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'''Superintendent Chalmers''': (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat!
 
'''Superintendent Chalmers''': (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat!
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'''Marge''': No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty.
 
'''Marge''': No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty.
 
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'''Marge''': Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world.
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'''Marge''': Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world.
 
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(After seeing Nelson's documentary)
 
(After seeing Nelson's documentary)
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'''Homer''': Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it.
 
'''Homer''': Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it.
 
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Revision as of 18:57, October 13, 2010

Template:TabQ Lisa: No toupees.

Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!


Homer: I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.


Jim Jarmusch: I can eat a raw onion without crying.

Homer: Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood!

(Jim Jarmusch eats an onion and tears up)

Homer: Hey, you're crying!

Jim Jarmusch: Yes, but I'm crying about something else.


Superintendent Chalmers: (about the Springfield Creative Arts School)The whole school is made up of modeling clay! Every afternoon, they re-shape it just to get my goat!


(Narration during Nelson's documentary)

Nelson: I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.


Marge: Thank God they're not jeering at us anymore.

Homer: I know. (pause) Kinda miss it.

Bart: I know! We'll be in another movie. And this time we'll act really bad!

Marge: No more Simpsons movies! One was plenty.


Marge: Call me old-fashioned, but I usually don't like movies that humiliate our family in front of the world.


(After seeing Nelson's documentary)

Man: Hey, Nelson! Say something poor!


Homer: Robert Redford? Guess what. A scissor runs through it.


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