- “Your Baby is Dead!...That's what you'd hear if your Baby fell victim to the thousands of Death Traps Lurking in the Average American Home.”
- ―Baby-Proofing Saleswoman
The Baby-Proofing Saleswoman specializes in Baby Safety. She showed Homer and Marge "How Easily Babies Get in Danger." When Homer kicks her out after reading the costs of the Safety Equipments she manages to catch Maggie after she falls from a second-story window. According to Homer she has a really big Caboose.
Appearance
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Ms. Albright | Alice Glick | June Bellamy | Belle | Billy (actor) | Booberella | Colin | Cosine | Crazy Cat Lady | Michael D'Amico | David (Treehouse of Horror XVI) | Devan Woosterfield | Dia-Betty | Mia Farrow | Ginger Flanders | Adil Hoxha | Bernice Hibbert | Cookie Kwan | Lester | Audrey McConnell | Medicine Woman | Mrs. Muntz | Lindsey Naegle | Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon | Opal | Poor Violet | Lois Pennycandy | Pepi | Phillips | Brunella Pommelhorst | Ronaldo (Blame It on Lisa) | Dr. Simpson | Agnes Skinner | Brandine Spuckler | Jitney Spuckler | Whitney Spuckler | Spud | Dolph Starbeam | Clara Stetson | Gino Terwilliger | Judith Terwilliger | Leslie Robin Swisher | Vicki Valentine | Plopper | Princess Diana |