Baby Stink Breath

Baby Stink Breath, or the Baby So Fresh Tri-Patch System Commercial, is a jingle for an ad that Bart Simpson did when he was a baby in the episode "Barting Over". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Andrew Kreisberg. It is the thirteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Old woman:

What a beautiful baby! (gasps) What horrible breath!

Singers:

He's the baby whose mouth

Smells like death.

Run for your life, it's Baby Stink Breath!

Baby Stink Breath:

(laughs)

(The scene cuts to Bart’s dismay over the commercial as he eats a Butterfinger. Then, it cuts back to the television.)

Old woman:

No more Baby Stink Breath.

Young woman:

Thanks to the Baby So Fresh Tri-Patch system. These soothing chemical patches alter your baby's DNA while leaving the RNA untouched.

Old woman:

Aww.

Baby Stink Breath:

(giggles)

Smoke baby head:

Not safe for babies under two.