Bart's Army Marching Song is a song sung by Bart and his army when they were marching into war against Nelson in the episode "Bart the General".
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- Bart:
- I got a B in arithmetic.
- Army:
- I got a B in arithmetic.
- Bart:
- Would have got an A but I was sick.
- Army:
- Would have got an A but I was sick.
- Bart:
- We are rubber, you are glue.
- Army:
- We are rubber, you are glue.
- Bart:
- It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
- Army:
- It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
- Bart:
- Sound off.
- Army:
- One! Two!
- Bart:
- Sound off!
- Army:
- Three!! Four!!
- Bart:
- In English class I did the best.
- Army:
- In English class I did the best.
- Bart:
- Because I cheated on the test.
- Army:
- Because I cheated on the test.
- Bart:
- Sound off.
- Army:
- One! Two!
- Bart:
- I can't hear you!
- Army:
- Three!! Four!!
- Bart:
- We are happy, we are merry.
- Army:
- We are happy, we are merry.
- Bart:
- We got a rhyming dictionary.
- Army:
- We got a rhyming dictionary.
- Bart:
- Sound off.
- Army:
- One! Two!
- Bart:
- One more time!
- Army:
- Three! Four!
- Bart:
- Bring it on home now!
- Army:
- One! Two! Three! Four!
- One! Two! ... Three-Four!