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Bart's Haircut |
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- Lisa is barefoot playing with her dolls and Homer and Marge are reading when Bart comes in.
- Homer: How come you're always wearing that hat?
- Bart: Fashion Statement, dad.
- Homer: Take off the hat, boy.
- Bart takes his hat off
- Lisa: Look he's a beatnik!
- Marge gasps
- Marge: You go get a haircut!
- Homer: Right. Now.
- Bart: I was afraid this moment would come...
- (At Springfield Barber College)
- Jake: Well... what would it be sonny?
- Bart: Just a little off the top, sir.
- Jake: Uh, sure thing.
- Bart's hair is cut but unfortunately Bart becomes bald.
- Jake: There you go. What do you think?
- Bart: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TO MY HEAD?!
- Jake: That will be $5 please. here's a sucker!
- Bart comes home and puts his hair back on but then it falls off
- Homer: Isn't that boy back from the barber yet?
- Lisa: I heard him sneaking around in his bedroom.
- Homer: Bart! front and center!
- (Just then Bart comes in and Bart has a bag over his head)
- Bart: I'll take it off, but you all gotta promise you won't laugh, okay? Promise?
- Marge, Lisa, and Homer: We promise.
- Bart takes the bag off his head and reveals his bald head. Lisa, Marge and Homer gasp and then they laugh anyway.