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- (Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.)
- Marge: Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tune!
- Bart: Hey, that's my lucky red hat sittin' on top of a double-corrugated, eight-fold, one 4-gauge box.
- Lisa: And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase.
- Homer: (smashes a lamp) D'oh!
- Bart: Ā”Ay, caramba!
- Marge: Hmm...
- Maggie sucks on her pacifier.
- Flanders: Hidely-ho!
- Barney belches.
- Nelson: Ha Ha!
- Mr. Burns: Excellent...!
- Everyone stares at Lisa.
- Lisa: ...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
- Silence after she has left.
- Homer: What kind of a catchphrase is that?
- (Kent Brockman is reviewing his notes for the upcoming evening news, with a danish on his desk)
- Kent: "Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala... pir... Kuala Lum... per..." (crosses "Kuala Lumpur" out) "France"!
- Bart: (runs up to the desk and steals the danish) Yoink!
- Kent: (surprised) Yoink?
- (looks at the desk to see the danish missing; gasps in horror)
- Kent: Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.
- Kent is shoved out of his chair by Bumblebee Man, who grabs the notes. Bumblebee Man speaks in his normal voice, which is sonorous and fits rather well for newscasting.
- Bumblebee Man: {normal voice} A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people.
- Bumblebee Man: {Bumblebee Man voice} Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Homer: (grabbing Principal Skinner by his collar) What do you mean you lost him? He might have fallen into one of these machines! (notices Bart's lucky red hat on top of one of the boxes) Oh my God, that's his lucky red hat! HE'S A BOX! (drops down to his knees) MY BOY IS A BOX! DAMN YOU, A BOX!!!
- Bart: (pointing to his name on the TV) There's my name, right there. Bart Simpson.
- Milhouse: Looks more like Brad Storch.
- Martin: No! It says Betty. Betty Symington.
- Nelson: (punching Bart in the stomach) That's for taking credit for other people's work! (Nelson, Milhouse and Martin leave the Simpson residence)
- Bart: Awww...
- Homer: It's okay, son. Who cares what a bunch of fourth graders think? You're doing what you want to do with your life. Nothing else matters.
- Bart: Thanks, Dad. That's great advice.
- Homer: Yep! Well, that's what got me where I am today.
- Bart: (dejected again) Awww...
- Homer: There, there.
| ā Season 4 | Season 5 Quotes | Season 6 āŗ |
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| Homer's Barbershop Quartet ā¢ Cape Feare ā¢ Homer Goes to College ā¢ Rosebud ā¢ Treehouse of Horror IV ā¢ Marge on the Lam ā¢ Bart's Inner Child ā¢ Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood ā¢ The Last Temptation of Homer ā¢ $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) ā¢ Homer the Vigilante ā¢ Bart Gets Famous ā¢ Homer and Apu ā¢ Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy ā¢ Deep Space Homer ā¢ Homer Loves Flanders ā¢ Bart Gets an Elephant ā¢ Burns' Heir ā¢ Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song ā¢ The Boy Who Knew Too Much ā¢ Lady Bouvier's Lover ā¢ Secrets of a Successful Marriage | ||