[Bart in class. Students are finishing their history tests and submit them to the teacher.]
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Martin: |
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Later, Mrs. K.
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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Martin? Okay, Bart, time is up. Hand over your test.
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Bart: |
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Mrs. Krabappel, could you please grade this right now?
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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well alright let me get out "Old Red".
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Mrs. Krabappel produces a red pen and begins marking up the test.
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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That's 59, Bart, another F.
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Bart: |
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Oh, no I can't believe it!
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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I know I know, another year together, oh, it's gonna be terrible.
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[Bart starts crying]
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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What's the matter, I figure you'd be used to failing by now.
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Bart: |
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[still crying] No... you don't understand. I tried this time, I really tried.
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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There, there.
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Bart: |
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This is as good as I could do but I still failed!
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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Well, a 59 is a high F...
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Bart: |
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Oh, who am I kidding? I really am a failure. [sobs] Oh, now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754!
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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What?
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Bart: |
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Fort Necessity. George Washington lost that battle to the French in 1754.
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Mrs. Krabappel skims through a history textbook.
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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oh my gosh Bart your right. you showed applied knowledge! And given the obscurity of that battle it is only fair to award you one point. That raises your grade to a 60, or D-.
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Bart: |
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[overjoyed] You mean I passed?
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Mrs. Krabappel: |
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Barely.
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