Homer: Good, unfinished. This shouldn't take long.
Lisa: Wow, a woman mud pool driver! Another barrier broken! Right on, sister!
[Homer is jumping the gorge on Bart's skateboard]
Homer: I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! I -- [screams and grunts as he falls down the gorge]
Dr. Hibbert: These children have been hurt doing stunts they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage. This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman. His brother hit him with a wrench, mimicking a TV wrestling match. I won't show the horrors of our Three Stooges ward.
Marge: I didn't know TV was a dangerous influence.
Dr. Hibbert: It's tragic, but it's a small price to pay for top-notch entertainment!
[Homer is in the hospital next to Lance Murdock]
Homer: You think you got guts? Try raising my kids.
Otto: You know Bart, as the only adult here, I feel like I should say something.