At church, Homer inadvertently puts a twenty-dollar bill in the collection plate.
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Bart: |
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[sotto voce] Homer, that was a twenty!
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Homer: |
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DAMN!!!
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Homer drops a few coins into the swear jar. Next, he is at the bowling alley and is one pin away from a strike.
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Homer: |
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Uh...OH!!! OH, YOU SON OF A...!!!
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Again, Homer drops even more coins into the swear jar. Next, Ned Flanders comes up to Homer while he's taking out the trash. Ned is cleanly shaven and in an especially great mood.
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Ned: |
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Heh, heh, Homer! You know, I owe you one, buddy! No sooner than I shaved off the old cookie-duster, then a lady cast me in a commercial! I tell you, the way these checks are coming in, it's almost criminal!
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Homer: |
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YOU DIRTY BAS...!!!
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Yet more coins dropped into the swear jar. Homer completes what appears to be a very shoddily-built doghouse.
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Homer: |
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What do you think, Lisa?
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Lisa: |
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How's the dog supposed to get in?
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Homer: |
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Well, he just goes... (realizes the doghouse has no entrance) Oh...
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More money into the swear jar, as usual. Homer is napping on his hammock when he is awakened by a beehive dropping on his stomach. He screams, then drops more coins in the swear jar, which is 70% full at this point.
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