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{{PrevNext|Quo |The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace|Treehouse of Horror IX}} |
{{PrevNext|Quo |The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace|Treehouse of Horror IX}} |
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| + | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]:''' Won't you get in trouble if your Mom sees you doing that?<br />'''[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]:''' Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. She doesn't give a crap what I do.<br />'''Bart:''' Wow, you are so lucky.<br />'''Nelson:''' Come on, let's lock and load. You're not going out without a scarf, are you?<br />'''Bart:''' Nah, I don't need one.<br />'''Nelson:''' Hmm. It's your health. |
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| − | :'''Bart''': Won't you get in trouble if your Mom sees you doing that? |
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| − | :'''Nelson''': Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. She doesn't give a crap what I do. |
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| − | :'''Nelson''': Come on, let's lock and load. You're not going out without a scarf, are you? |
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+ | :'''Nelson:''' Hot food is tempting, but I can't say no to a weapon. |
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| − | :'''Nelson''': Hmm. It's your health. |
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| + | :'''Nelson:''' See ya later, killer.<br />'''Marge:''' "Killer"? Why did he call you "killer"?<br />'''Bart:''' Mom, you were right. Nelson is bad news. Can we go home?<br />'''Marge:''' What are you hiding there?<br />'''Bart:''' Nothing.<br />'''Marge:''' What are those cats doing behind you?<br />'''Bart:''' Uh... Cats like me? |
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| + | :'''Marge:''' I see a foot.<br />'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]:''' I see an eye.<br />'''Bart:''' I see a neck.<br />'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' I see a horn.<br />'''Lisa:''' A horn? |
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| + | :'''Bart:''' Wow, could I try that sometime?<br />'''Nelson:''' Yeah, sure. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun. |
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Mail call! Gather 'round, everyone! All right, one for resident.<br />'''Marge:''' That's me!<br />'''Homer:''' Well, that's it.<br />'''Bart:''' One stinkin' letter? Why'd you make us gather 'round like that?<br />'''Homer:''' I needed my power fix. |
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| + | :'''Marge:''' ''(to Bart)'' You stay away from Nelson Muntz.<br />'''Bart:''' But Mom...!<br />'''Marge:''' Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. He needs to be isolated from everyone.<br />'''Bart:''' But Mom...!<br />'''Marge:''' Yes?<br />'''Bart:''' ...That's all I got. |
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| + | :'''Bart:''' And you can call me mother! No, wait, that sounds kinda fruity. Just call me mom. |
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Milhouse!!<br />'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]:''' What?!<br />'''Homer:''' Tell Bart to come home!!<br />'''Milhouse:''' I think he's at Nelson's!!<br />'''Homer:''' Who's Nelson?! |
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| + | :'''Marge:''' What do you think he's doing up there?<br />'''Homer:''' I don't know. Drug lab?<br />'''Marge:''' Drug lab?!<br />'''Homer:''' Or reading comic books. What am I, Kreskin? You tell me what he's doing.<br />'''Marge:''' I don't know and I don't want to know. And I'm going to find out. |
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| + | :'''Homer:''' ''(in go-kart)'' Look at me, Bart! I'm driving!<br />'''Bart:''' ''(sarcastically)'' We're all proud of you, dad. |
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| ⚫ | :'''Marge:''' Bart! Did you kill that poor bird?<br />'''Bart:''' I didn't mean to, Mom. The gun pulled to the left.<br />'''Marge:''' You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal?<br />'''Bart:''' I know, I really screwed up. I deserve to be punished.<br />'''Marge:''' What's the point, Bart? I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never sinks in. So you know what? Do what you want. You wanna play with little hoodlums, fine. Have fun killing things. |
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| − | :'''Nelson''': Cram it, ma'am! |
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| − | :'''[[Nelson]]''': Hot food is tempting, but I can't say no to a weapon. |
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| + | :'''Billy:''' ''(about the baby birds)'' They look awfully hungry, Mr. McClure.<br />'''Troy McClure:''' They sure are, Billy. In nature, their mother would regurgitate food for them to eat.<br />'''Billy:''' That's gross!<br />'''Troy McClure:''' ''(laughs)'' It sure is, Billy. It sure is. |
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| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': Cats like me. |
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+ | :'''Homer:''' Man, it feels good to get out of that car. Ooh, go-karts! |
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| + | :'''Homer:''' This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's comet collided with the moon!<br />'''Lisa:''' That never happened, Dad.<br />'''Homer:''' ''Sure'' it didn't. |
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| + | :'''[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]:''': What a chump! It's already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo, and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock, and the titpecker.<br />'''Marge:''' How vile! |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Mail call! Gather 'round, everyone! All right, one for resident. |
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| − | :'''Marge''': That's me! |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Well, that's it. |
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| − | :'''Bart''': One stinkin' letter? Why'd you make us gather 'round like that? |
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| − | :'''Homer''': I needed my power fix. |
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| + | :'''Lisa:''' Did you know they had those webbed flaps for gliding?<br />'''Principal Skinner:''' Yes, but I was hoping they didn't know that. |
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| − | :'''Marge''' (to Bart) You stay away from Nelson Muntz. |
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| − | :'''Bart''': But Mom! |
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| − | :'''Marge''': Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. He needs to be isolated from everyone. |
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| − | :'''Bart''': But Mom! |
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| − | :'''Marge''': Yes? |
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| − | :'''Bart''': That's all I got. |
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| + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' Now people, there's been some confusion about our bird-sighting rules. You cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps, or in dreams.<br />'''[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]:''' Well, I'm back to square one. |
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| + | :'''[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]:''' Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day! Kill the horrid beasts, then do away with their lizards! |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Milhouse!! |
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| − | :'''Milhouse''': What?! |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Tell Bart to come home!! |
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| − | :'''Milhouse''': I think he's at Nelson's!! |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Who's Nelson?! |
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| + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' The law is very clear on this. They must be exterminated as quickly and gruesomely as possible. |
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| − | :'''Marge''': Bart! Did you kill that poor bird? |
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| − | :'''Bart''': I didn't mean to, Mom. The gun pulled to the left. |
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| − | :'''Marge''': You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal? |
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| − | :'''Bart''': I know, I really screwed up. I deserve to be punished. |
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| + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.<br />'''Lisa:''' But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?<br />'''Principal Skinner:''' No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.<br />'''Lisa:''' But aren't the snakes even worse?<br />'''Principal Skinner:''' Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.<br />'''Lisa:''' Then we're stuck with gorillas!<br />'''Principal Skinner:''' No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.<br />'''Lisa:''' Hmm. |
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| + | :'''[[Joe Quimby|Mayor Quimby]]:''' For decimating our pigeon population and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle. |
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| − | :'''Billy''': (about the baby birds) They look awfully hungry, Mr. McClure. |
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| − | :'''Troy McClure''': They sure are, Billy. In nature, their mother would regurgitate food for them to eat. |
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| − | :'''Billy''': That's gross! |
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| − | :'''Troy McClure''': (laughs) It sure is, Billy. It sure is. |
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| + | :'''Homer:''' [[Mmm...]] Loganberry. |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Man, it feels good to get out of that car. Ooh, go-karts! |
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- Bart: Won't you get in trouble if your Mom sees you doing that?
Nelson: Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. She doesn't give a crap what I do.
Bart: Wow, you are so lucky.
Nelson: Come on, let's lock and load. You're not going out without a scarf, are you?
Bart: Nah, I don't need one.
Nelson: Hmm. It's your health.
- Marge: That was no accident. Shame on you, Nelson!
Nelson: Cram it, ma'am!
- Nelson: Hot food is tempting, but I can't say no to a weapon.
- Nelson: See ya later, killer.
Marge: "Killer"? Why did he call you "killer"?
Bart: Mom, you were right. Nelson is bad news. Can we go home?
Marge: What are you hiding there?
Bart: Nothing.
Marge: What are those cats doing behind you?
Bart: Uh... Cats like me?
- Bart: Not the face!
- Bart: Wow, could I try that sometime?
Nelson: Yeah, sure. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun.
- Homer: Mail call! Gather 'round, everyone! All right, one for resident.
Marge: That's me!
Homer: Well, that's it.
Bart: One stinkin' letter? Why'd you make us gather 'round like that?
Homer: I needed my power fix.
- Marge: (to Bart) You stay away from Nelson Muntz.
Bart: But Mom...!
Marge: Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. He needs to be isolated from everyone.
Bart: But Mom...!
Marge: Yes?
Bart: ...That's all I got.
- Nelson: (mocking Bart) Whoa, look at me, I'm Bart Simpson! I'm scared to use a gun! I wanna marry Milhouse! I walk around like this, La, la, la, la, la la...
- Bart: And you can call me mother! No, wait, that sounds kinda fruity. Just call me mom.
- Homer: Milhouse!!
Milhouse: What?!
Homer: Tell Bart to come home!!
Milhouse: I think he's at Nelson's!!
Homer: Who's Nelson?!
- Marge: What do you think he's doing up there?
Homer: I don't know. Drug lab?
Marge: Drug lab?!
Homer: Or reading comic books. What am I, Kreskin? You tell me what he's doing.
Marge: I don't know and I don't want to know. And I'm going to find out.
- Homer: (in go-kart) Look at me, Bart! I'm driving!
Bart: (sarcastically) We're all proud of you, dad.
- Marge: Bart! Did you kill that poor bird?
Bart: I didn't mean to, Mom. The gun pulled to the left.
Marge: You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal?
Bart: I know, I really screwed up. I deserve to be punished.
Marge: What's the point, Bart? I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never sinks in. So you know what? Do what you want. You wanna play with little hoodlums, fine. Have fun killing things.
- Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs, Ew!" and "Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory."
- Billy: (about the baby birds) They look awfully hungry, Mr. McClure.
Troy McClure: They sure are, Billy. In nature, their mother would regurgitate food for them to eat.
Billy: That's gross!
Troy McClure: (laughs) It sure is, Billy. It sure is.
- Homer: Man, it feels good to get out of that car. Ooh, go-karts!
- Homer: This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's comet collided with the moon!
Lisa: That never happened, Dad.
Homer: Sure it didn't.
- Principal Skinner:: What a chump! It's already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo, and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock, and the titpecker.
Marge: How vile!
- Lisa: Did you know they had those webbed flaps for gliding?
Principal Skinner: Yes, but I was hoping they didn't know that.
- Principal Skinner: Now people, there's been some confusion about our bird-sighting rules. You cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps, or in dreams.
Moe: Well, I'm back to square one.
- Mr. Burns: Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day! Kill the horrid beasts, then do away with their lizards!
- Principal Skinner: The law is very clear on this. They must be exterminated as quickly and gruesomely as possible.
- Principal Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Principal Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Principal Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: Then we're stuck with gorillas!
Principal Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Lisa: Hmm.
- Mayor Quimby: For decimating our pigeon population and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.
- Homer: Mmm... Loganberry.