Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy
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Bart: "They ruined my childhood!"
Lisa: "Your childhood is currently happening."

Milhouse: (thinking) The next thing I say must be perfectly chosen so I'm worthy of leadership.

Milhouse: Get him!

Bart: "It doesn't matter if its boy guts or girl guts. Guts are guts!!"

Nelson: The fumes are burning my eyes!

Homer: But doughnuts is the ultimate symbol of masculinity.

Marge: “I don’t know what to be liberal about anymore.”

(after the other boys get sprayed in the crotch when using the restroom)
Milhouse: This is why I sit.

Chief Wiggum: Do any of you babysit? Great. Be at my house Saturday at 7:00. And if Ralph asks you to give him a bath, do not give him a bath.
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