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:'''Director''': And... cut! |
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:'''Bart''': Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks! |
:'''Bart''': Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks! |
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:'''Director''': Hey, that's funny! (''The two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises.'') |
:'''Director''': Hey, that's funny! (''The two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises.'') |
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− | :'''Narrator''': The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan. |
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:'''Homer''': It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist! |
:'''Homer''': It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist! |
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:'''Narrator''': Marge put together a night club act.. |
:'''Narrator''': Marge put together a night club act.. |
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− | :'''Marge''': (''singing'') I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy! |
+ | :'''Marge''': (''singing'')'' I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!'' |
− | :'''Backup Singers''': She didn't do it! She didn't do it! |
+ | :'''Backup Singers''': ''She didn't do it! She didn't do it!'' |
− | :'''Marge''': So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him (''audience gasps'') A smile! Goodnight! |
+ | :'''Marge''': (''speaks'') So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him!... (''audience gasps'') A smile! Goodnight! |
− | :'''Backup Singers''': She didn't do it! She didn't do it! |
+ | :'''Backup Singers''': ''She didn't do it! She didn't do it!'' |
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− | :'''Ozzy Osbourne''': Right and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?! |
+ | :'''Ozzy Osbourne''': Right, and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to... "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?! |
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:'''Marge''': Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen. |
:'''Marge''': Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen. |
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:'''Homer''': Every day I thought about firing Marge…you know, just to shake things up. |
:'''Homer''': Every day I thought about firing Marge…you know, just to shake things up. |
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- Bart: The funniest stuff came right out of real life. (Flashes back to shooting a scene with Homer)
- Homer: Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
- Bart: Cowabunga, dude!
- Director: And... cut!
- Bart: Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks!
- Homer: Why, you little...! (begins to angrily strangle him)
- Director: Hey, that's funny! (The two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises.)
- Homer: And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.
- Narrator: The Simpsons's TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan.
- Homer: It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist!
- Narrator: Marge put together a night club act..
- Marge: (singing) I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
- Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
- Marge: (speaks) So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him!... (audience gasps) A smile! Goodnight!
- Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
- Ozzy Osbourne: Right, and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to... "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!
- Marge: Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen.
- Homer: Every day I thought about firing Marge…you know, just to shake things up.
- Homer: I want to set the record straight. (slowly) I thought. The cop. Was a prostitute.
- Homer: That's ridiculous! How could I even get all 5 necessary drops into her bowl of cereal? (brief pause) What?