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- Bart: The funniest stuff came right out of real life. (Flashes back to shooting a scene with Homer)
- Homer: Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
- Bart: Cowabunga, dude!
- Director: And... cut!
- Bart: Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks!
- Homer: Why, you little... (begins to angrily strangle him)
- Director: Hey, that's funny! (The two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises.)
- Homer: And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.
- Narrator: The Simpsons's TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan.
- Homer: It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist!
- Narrator: Marge put together a night club act..
- Marge: (singing) I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
- Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
- Marge: (speaks) So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him!... (audience gasps) A smile! Goodnight!
- Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
- Ozzy Osbourne: Right, and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to... "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!
- Marge: Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen.
- Homer: Every day I thought about firing Margeā¦you know, just to shake things up.
- Homer: I want to set the record straight. (slowly) I thought. The cop. Was a prostitute.
- Homer: That's ridiculous! How could I even get all 5 necessary drops into her bowl of cereal? (brief pause) What?
ā Season 10 | Season 11 Quotes | Season 12 āŗ |
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Beyond Blunderdome ā¢ Brother's Little Helper ā¢ Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? ā¢ Treehouse of Horror X ā¢ E-I-E-I-D'oh ā¢ Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder ā¢ Eight Misbehavin' ā¢ Take My Wife, Sleaze ā¢ Grift of the Magi ā¢ Little Big Mom ā¢ Faith Off ā¢ The Mansion Family ā¢ Saddlesore Galactica ā¢ Alone Again, Natura-Diddily ā¢ Missionary: Impossible ā¢ Pygmoelian ā¢ Bart to the Future ā¢ Days of Wine and D'oh'ses ā¢ Kill the Alligator and Run ā¢ Last Tap Dance in Springfield ā¢ It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge ā¢ Behind the Laughter |