The title of this article is conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.
- “All I have is these spec sheets.”
- ―To Homer.
The Big & Tall Hazmat Suit Store Clerk is a man who works at the Big & Tall Hazmat Suit Store kiosk at the Atomic-Con Nuclear Power Convention.
He offers Homer advice on how to save someone's life before Homer rejects his offer and asks for more swag.