Loni Anderson is an actor and television host. Homer Simpson claims to only want to watch award shows which he hosts. Bart Simpson imagines him as a contestant in Matchgame 2034. Crystal is on the list of people Homer wants to get revenge on. Marge jokes that Homer's lack of energy makes him comparable to Billy Crystal. Bart claims Crystal is the man who comes to every baseball game that everybody hates.
- Episode – "The Front" (mentioned)
- Episode – "Bart Gets Famous"
- Episode – "Homer the Great" (mentioned)
- Episode – "New Kids on the Blecch" (mentioned)
- Episode – "C.E. D'oh" (mentioned)