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Revision as of 15:39, 11 November 2018

The title of this article is conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.

The Blue-Haired Lawyer, is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, New York accent, and nasal voice.


His face

He was first introduced as one of Mr. Burns' many lawyers. Subsequently, he most commonly appears as the lawyer arguing against the Simpsons whenever they wind up in court. He often makes good points against them and wins over the judge. However, he has attempted to aid the Simpson family at least once.[6] He also occasionally appears to serve as a prosecutor.

He worked for "Luvum & Burnham: Family Law" in one episode, where he had a secretary named Uwa (homophone for "YOU WHA?!?!").

His name is never stated, though it's presumably either Luvum or Burnham, given his law firm's name. In one episode, he reveals himself to be the author of a scifi novel called "The 60 Foot Baby" and on the cover he is simply credited as "Burns' Lawyer."


He is a member of the Springfield Republican Party.

Past (top right)

He graduated from Springfield University.

Non-Canon Appearances

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In the The Simpsons Game, several of him work as The Creator's lawyers/bodyguards.

In The Simpsons Guy, he sues the Pawtucket Patriot brewery for copyright infringement.

Behind the Laughter

Writers Al Jean and Mike Reiss have both stated on the DVD commentaries that the voice is based on McCarthy-era lawyer Roy Cohn, and animator Jim Reardon has said that he is designed to look like character actor Charles Lane.

If you compare him to Milhouse, he has a striking resemblance to yet another adult version of him: plus, thin glasses and tuxedo and minus the humor, voice, and relationship with a Simpson.

His voice sounds similar to Arnie Pye's voice.



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