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[[Cassandra Patterson]] is Sideshow Bob's new neighbor when he is living at a lighthouse, and she recommends him as a mall Santa. Working in the mall, he meets Bart but is unable to kill him because of being dedicated to his acting role. To prove he is not the villainous "SB" (who turns out also not to be [[Selma Bouvier]]) who Lenny says is stealing packages, he promises Bart he will track down the [[Smithers|real]] [[Burns|culprit]].
Five weeks before Christmas, [[Lenny Leonard]] orders his Christmas gift online, and two days later United Parcel Service, UPS, carefully delivers it, but someone stole it before he could grab it.
 
 
At the lighthouse, Sideshow Bob is decorating his tree with decorations of dead Barts. He's visited by Cassandra Patterson, a woman who lives in the nearby lighthouse, bringing him muffins and flirting with him, asking for any dark secret and if he ever thought about children.
 
 
She tells him she mentioned him in town, and Bob knows he let his guard down around her when two men come visiting, but they offer him a job at the Springfield Mall as Santa. Meanwhile more people are getting robbed of their delivered gifts.
 
 
In the garden, [[Homer Simpson]] is blowing his Santa inflatable but to do it quicker he used the car's gas and blows it away in flames, burning the tree too, with [[Ned Flanders]] extinguishing it. Afterwards, [[Marge Simpson]] informs him they're going to Santa's Village with the kids and Homer tries to fly away like his balloon but Marge stops him.
 
 
The kids don't really have a great time at the start, expecially [[Maggie Simpson]] having to ride her feared Gnome in Your Home ride, the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, where [[Gerald Samson]] gets kidnapped too.
 
 
[[Bart Simpson]] skips the line to see Santa thanks to Milhouse and finds out the bad way who he really is. Bob tries to strangle him but he can't cause he can't step out of character, so Bart hits him with a fan and tries to show security who he is, but fails and the family runs away when Homer finds out as an old Krings Kringle Union member, he has to pose to photos as Santa too.
 
 
When a plan to trick the robbers with gun powder fails for Lenny, he says to [[Carl Carlson]] who the culprit is, writing with his blood the letters SB. When the news gets on tv, Homer calls the cops to reveal that SB means Selma Bouvier and she gets arrested, freeing the held Scott Bakula, Steve Ballmer and Sandra Bullock.
 
 
But Bart knows better, so he takes the bus back to the Village and finds the plan, but it's just his life goals. When Bob finds him reading it, to prove to Bart that he's not going to kill him, he agrees to help Bart find the culprit, by conceiling himself in a box and is placed on the porch.
 
 
The thief arrives and the family follows the van to a hangar, finding out [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]] and [[Charles Montgomery Burns]] were the culprits, and [[Lisa Simpson]] catches on why he did it, because he's depressed.
 
 
Mr. Burns tells the story of how he got heartbroken on Christmas, when he asked Santa just a hug and a smile from his parents and they never delivered, taking him to boarding school instead, and the next time they met they died (though his mother is seen alive in present time).
 
 
Bob reaches into his heart, reminding him how they made him strong as the biggest present. Burns and Smithers then give presents back to the people in town on a sled.
 
 
On Christmas Day, Homer and Marge snuggle together just before the kids open the presents, and they go to the basement to enjoy some time together, just after [[Abraham Simpson II]] takes a picture to bless everyone with "Merry Christmas from the Simpsons!".
 
 
Back at the lighthouse, Cassandra brings Bob a Christmas present, a rake, and tells Bob that she knows who he is. She tells Bob that she wants him to kiss her before the two of them start singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" together. She and Bob then sign a "Snuggle Contract" saying that both of them knew what they were getting into, just after [[Horatio McCallister]] crashes into a rock because the lighthouse light wasn't lit.
 
 
At the [[Springfield International Airport]], Ballmer meets Mr. Burns. Burns asks him how he could be so positive about everything and asked if he could teach him how to do it. Ballmer then gives Burns a pep talk. When Burns tries to copy his motions, he hurts himself and has to be taken away in an ambulance, with Steve Ballmer going with him.
 
   
 
{{Season|31|Eps}}
 
{{Season|31|Eps}}

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Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me
Bobby, It's Cold Outside
Hail to the Teeth

Bobby, It's Cold Outside is the tenth episode for Season 31.

Synopsis

Sideshow Bob gets contracted as this year's mall Santa. Meanwhile, someone is stealing all the Christmas packages off people's front porches.

Full Story

Cassandra Patterson is Sideshow Bob's new neighbor when he is living at a lighthouse, and she recommends him as a mall Santa. Working in the mall, he meets Bart but is unable to kill him because of being dedicated to his acting role. To prove he is not the villainous "SB" (who turns out also not to be Selma Bouvier) who Lenny says is stealing packages, he promises Bart he will track down the real culprit.


Season 30 Season 31 Episodes Season 32
The Winter of Our Monetized ContentGo Big or Go HomerThe Fat Blue LineTreehouse of Horror XXXGorillas on the MastMarge the LumberjillLivin' La Pura VidaThanksgiving of HorrorTodd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?Bobby, It's Cold OutsideHail to the TeethThe Miseducation of Lisa SimpsonFrinkcoinBart the Bad GuyPlaydate with DestinyScreenlessBetter Off NedHighway to WellThe Incredible Lightness of Being a BabyWarrin' Priests (Part One)Warrin' Priests (Part Two)The Hateful Eight-Year-OldsThe Way of the Dog