Meanwhile, at his estate, he introduces Homer to Neil deGrasse Tyson, Ken Jennings, Suze Orman, and Robert McKee. He then tells them that they must face the challenge to teach robots with artificial intelligence, so they did, and at first, it turns out normal. But, it is revealed that Bourbon is creating an army of robots so advanced that they can get student loans. Bourbon then tells them that those robots will attend the universities he's been buying up, and funnel billions of taxpayer dollars to him.
Later, after the robots head to Yale University (they're all up to their polyurethane necks in debt), Bourbon is at his integration, and is saying that the robots had blended in, they've got 12 productions of The Crucible going on, and the deepest Division III women's lacrosse team the world has ever seen, but Homer ruins his integration by acting like a robot, causing the robots to think that's offensive to them, making them malfunction and explode, much to Bourbon's shock, because the teachers made them too human to learn.