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Bart's Inner Child
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
The Last Temptation of Homer
Homer: Aha! Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Bart: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... my head...
Lisa: Tsk tsk tsk... the remorse of the sugar junkie.
Bart: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't remember anything.
Lisa: Really? Not even (pulls Bart's sheet off him) this?
Bart: Wah! Oh, no! I must've joined the Junior Campers! Ah!
Lisa: The few, the proud, the geeky. (laughs)
Bart: Boy, a man on a Squishee bender can sure do some crazy things.

Barney: I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!

Milhouse: You're lucky you only joined the Junior Campers. I got a dirty word shaved into the back of my head.
Principal Skinner: (gasps) What is it with you kids and that word? I'm going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right - it's a privilege.

Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Money's too tight for steak.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: (lying) Yeah, sure, steak.

Moe: When I say "put your beer on a coaster", I mean it!

Hans: You call that a knife? (pulls out a giant machete) This is a knife!
(the machete proves too heavy for him to lift and slowly falls over) Ooo-ooh! Down I go!

Ned Flanders: I guess now we know why they call 'em rapids and not "slowpids," huh?
Bart: (laughs)
Homer: You are not my son!

Homer: Whoo-hoo! See that, boy? Your old man was right, not Flanders! We ARE doomed! In your face, Flanders!

Homer: Well, since you're all such a big bunch of big ration babies, I'll just be in charge of the rationing.

Ned Flanders: Godspeed lil' doodle.

Marge: I know you think the Junior Campers are square and "uncool," but they also do a lot of neat things, like sing-alongs and flag ceremonies.

Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.

Bart: You did it, Dad! You saved us! I'm proud you're my father.
Homer: Go away. Eating.


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Homer's Barbershop QuartetCape FeareHomer Goes to CollegeRosebudTreehouse of Horror IVMarge on the LamBart's Inner ChildBoy-Scoutz 'n the HoodThe Last Temptation of Homer$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)Homer the VigilanteBart Gets FamousHomer and ApuLisa vs. Malibu StacyDeep Space HomerHomer Loves FlandersBart Gets an ElephantBurns' HeirSweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss SongThe Boy Who Knew Too MuchLady Bouvier's LoverSecrets of a Successful Marriage
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