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Bart's Inner Child
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
The Last Temptation of Homer
Homer: Aha! Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods, and services.

Bart: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... my head...
Lisa: Tsk tsk tsk... the remorse of the sugar junkie.
Bart: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't remember anything.
Lisa: Really? Not even (pulls Bart's sheet off him) this?
Bart: Wah! Oh, no! I must've joined the Junior Campers! Ah!
Lisa: The few, the proud, the geeky. (laughs)
Bart: Boy, a man on a Squishee bender can sure do some crazy things.
(Cut to a cargo ship out at sea. Barney wakes up to find himself in a pile of sacks of Baklava and wearing a sailor outfit)
Barney: Uh-oh. Not again. (belches)

Barney: I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!

Milhouse: You're lucky you only joined the Junior Campers. I got a dirty word shaved into the back of my head.
Principal Skinner: (gasps) What is it with you kids and that word? I'm going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right - it's a privilege.

Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Money's too tight for steak.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: (lying) Yeah, sure, steak.

Moe: When I say "put your beer on a coaster", I mean it!

Hans: You call that a knife? (pulls out a giant machete) This is a knife!
(the machete proves too heavy for him to lift and slowly falls over) Ooo-ooh! Down I go!

Ned Flanders: I guess now we know why they call 'em rapids and not "slowpids," huh?
Bart: (laughs)
Homer: You are not my son!

Homer: Whoo-hoo! See that, boy? Your old man was right, not Flanders! We ARE doomed! In your face, Flanders!

Homer: Well, since you're all such a big bunch of big ration babies, I'll just be in charge of the rationing.

Ned Flanders: Godspeed lil' doodle.

Marge: I know you think the Junior Campers are square and "uncool," but they also do a lot of neat things, like sing-alongs and flag ceremonies.

Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.

Bart: You did it, Dad! You saved us! I'm proud you're my father.
Homer: Go away. Eating.

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