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- Judge Harm: Mr. Simpson, give me your license.
- (Homer surrenders and she then puts the license on a guillotine. The blade chops it in half. She then has two Doberman Pinscher's eat it.)
- Judge Harm: Burn that poop.
- Homer: (to Marge) Calm down, Stresserella!
- Homer: And now to all my dear friends I say, get the hell out of my yard.
- Homer: I am so screwed! I can't drive to work! I can't drive to the store! And I certainly can't drive to the store at work!
- Marge: I guess I'll have to do all your driving chores. That's what a good wife does, picks up the slack.
- Homer: That reminds me. We gotta pick up my slacks at that dry cleaner in Shelbyville.
- Marge: Why can't you use the local dry cleaner?
- Homer: I didn't want him to know my size.
- Homer: Thanks for picking my friends up from the strip club, Marge.
- Lenny: Can we stop for ice cream?
- Carl: Homer always stops for ice cream.
- Marge: We'll see.
- Lenny: That always means no.
- Homer: Maybe I should keep walking instead of going into a dark, dreary bar.
- Moe: Get in here, Boozy. You're late for your drunkening.
- Homer: No. From now on walking will be my alcohol and feeling good will be my hangover.
- Homer: If Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. And if I'm not happy, Moe's very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe.
- Homer: (after crashing his car in the water) Save me, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan!
- Homer: (after being rescued) Oh, I'll never mock the Coast Guard again. You Navy rejects are all right.
- Moe: You want to know how to make a peach crumble? Kick it in the groin.
- Carl: I can whip up my famous poulet au vin avec champignons a la Carl Mwah!
- Homer: You can bring a bag of ice.
ā Season 13 | Season 14 Quotes | Season 15 āŗ |
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Treehouse of Horror XIII ā¢ How I Spent My Strummer Vacation ā¢ Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade ā¢ Large Marge ā¢ Helter Shelter ā¢ The Great Louse Detective ā¢ Special Edna ā¢ The Dad Who Knew Too Little ā¢ The Strong Arms of the Ma ā¢ Pray Anything ā¢ Barting Over ā¢ I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can ā¢ A Star is Born-Again ā¢ Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington ā¢ C.E. D'oh ā¢ 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky ā¢ Three Gays of the Condo ā¢ Dude, Where's My Ranch? ā¢ Old Yeller-Belly ā¢ Brake My Wife, Please ā¢ The Bart of War ā¢ Moe Baby Blues |