Brandine Spuckler

Brandine Spuckler
Gender/Sex
Status
Hair Color	Red (Ginger)
Occupation	Farmer Housewife Dairy Queen Employee Soldier in Iraq War
Relations	Mother: Maw Spuckler Father: Pete Spuckler Ex-Husbands: Several Unnamed Brother/Husband: Cletus Spuckler Children: Spuckler Children Cousins: Merl and Dia-Betty Half-brother: Unnamed
First episode appearance	"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
Portrayed by	Tress MacNeille

"Dang Cletus!"

―Brandine to Cletus

Brandine Spuckler is the sister/wife of Cletus Spuckler. She is a stereotypical hillbilly and the mother of her brother/husband's countless Spuckler Children on an old, run-down farm on Rural Route 9.

Personality

Brandine is a dumb, redneck, hillbilly and overall, basically a female version of Cletus. She is also known to have many disabilities. She has suffered from rabies and admitted to being illiterate, as seen when she couldn't write her own name during a cooking contest.

Relationships

Cletus Spuckler

Brandine and Cletus are both stereotypical representatives of hillbillies. Brandine is also 41 years old.

They are oft insinuated to be related, alternately as siblings.

In "The Italian Bob" she said to Cletus, "You are the most wonderful brother/husband, I ever had".

In "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" when she complained that they should kiss in front of her parents and Cletus said, "They's my parents, too."

In "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" after shooting down a cherub and Brandine assuring Cletus she can fry up whatever he can shoot down, he says "Oh Brandine, of all the cousins I could have married, you was my sister".

Spuckler Children

She has 60 children. There were originally 26 that Marge saw and several more were later seen. Cletus is apparently only the father of two children ("The one who can't sing and the one who can't adlib"), despite most of them resembling both parents in appearance.

When Brandine tests Moe's drink, it is seen she has a card saying, "19 children".

Brandine is also the "Mother" type of mother you meet at the PTA.

Jobs

She once interviewed for a job as a stripper, although she refused to wear the combat boots that her husband had found, stating she did not want to scuff the topless dancing runway. She, along with Cletus, is claustrophobic and won't go up elevators. She also has apparently worked at Dairy Queen at some point, which she referenced in refusing to wear a shirt Cletus gave her, citing she had to wear “the shirt what Dairy Queen give me.” It was shown that Brandine was in Iraq, fighting in the Iraq War. She came back to stop Cletus’ exploitation of their children, and to tell him that he was only the father of the two untalented kids, casting doubt over the paternity of the other Spuckler children. She once was briefly under consideration as a foster mother to the Simpson children.

Trivia

• During a conversation between her and Cletus about the suspicion of her affair with Homer, Brandine may have unintentionally revealed that she has been sleeping with Homer.
• Brandine bares simliar to Carol McCormick from South Park as they both had redhair, they both wore something green, and they both are rednecks.

Gallery

The full image gallery for Brandine Spuckler may be viewed at Brandine Spuckler/Gallery.

List of Appearances

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• Episode – "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
• Episode – "22 Short Films About Springfield"
• Episode – "Lost Our Lisa"
• Episode – "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily"
• Episode – "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses"
• Episode – "The Frying Game"
• Episode – "The Italian Bob"
• Episode – "Little Big Girl"
• Episode – "Yokel Chords"
• Episode – "Papa Don't Leech"
• Episode – "Apocalypse Cow"
• Episode – "Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes"
• Episode – "Coming to Homerica"
• Episode – "The Food Wife"
• Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga"
• Special – "The Longest Daycare"
• Episode – "Love is a Many Splintered Thing"
• Episode – "Dark Knight Court"
• Episode – "Pulpit Friction"
• Episode – "Whiskey Business"
• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIV"
• Episode – "Days of Future Future" (First Church of Springfield)
• Episode – "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
• Episode – "Super Franchise Me"
• Episode – "Opposites A-Frack"
• Episode – "Covercraft"
• Episode – "Bart's New Friend"
• Episode – "Cue Detective"
• Episode – "Puffless"
• Episode – "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
• Episode – "Simprovised"
• Episode – "Forgive and Regret"
• Episode – "Flanders' Ladder" (picture)
• Episode – "Gorillas on the Mast"
• Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill" (seen at school play)
• Episode – "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
• Episode – "Hail to the Teeth"
• Episode – "The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"
• Episode – "Yokel Hero"
• Episode – "Pretty Whittle Liar"
• Episode – "My Octopus and a Teacher"
• Episode – "Marge the Meanie"
• Episode – "One Angry Lisa"
• Episode – "The King of Nice" (seen in crowd at Krusty's show)
• Episode – "Pin Gal"
• Episode – "Do the Wrong Thing"
• Episode – "Night of the Living Wage"
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out (simply as "Brandine")
• Book – The Marge Book

The Simpsons: Season Seven
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)":	"Radioactive Man":	"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily":	"Bart Sells His Soul":	"Lisa the Vegetarian":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Treehouse of Horror VI":	"King-Size Homer":	"Mother Simpson":	"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming":	"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Marge Be Not Proud":	"Team Homer":	"Two Bad Neighbors":	"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield":	"Bart the Fink":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent
"Lisa The Iconoclast":	"Homer The Smithers":	"The Day The Violence Died":	"A Fish Called Selma":	"Bart on the Road":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"22 Short Films About Springfield":	"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"":	"Much Apu About Nothing":	"Homerpalooza":	"Summer of 4 Ft. 2":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Nine
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson":	"The Principal and the Pauper":	"Lisa's Sax":	"Treehouse of Horror VIII":	"The Cartridge Family":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Bart Star":	"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons":	"Lisa the Skeptic":	"Realty Bites":	"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace":
Cameo	Cameo	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"All Singing, All Dancing":	"Bart Carny":	"The Joy of Sect":	"Das Bus":	"The Last Temptation of Krust":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dumbbell Indemnity":	"Lisa the Simpson":	"This Little Wiggy":	"Simpson Tide":	"The Trouble with Trillions":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Girly Edition":	"Trash of the Titans":	"King of the Hill":	"Lost Our Lisa":	"Natural Born Kissers":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent