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Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa: And vice versa.

(Bart has invaded Bob's date with Edna Krabappel, causing her to leave)
Bob: (remorseful) That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy.

Krusty: Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!

Cletus: See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and...
(cut to Geech encased in Concrete)
Merl: Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer.

Sideshow Bob: Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.
Cecil: Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew.
Sideshow Bob: Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!'

Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?
Cecil: Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money.

(Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind)
Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
Cecil: Maris?

(Bart and Bob are hanging by the dynamite from the dam)
Bob: [wire cutters in hand] Bart, how would you like to do something incredibly noble?
Bart: Do we have to?
Bob: Yes. [cuts wire]

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