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Krusty: Hey, Hey! It's my old TV sidekick, Sideshow Bob! Why I haven't seen you in years. What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Sideshow Bob: Well, Krusty as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier. Let's see, I rigged the mayoral elections, I tried to blow up Springfield with a nuclear device and I tried to kill you.
Krusty: Oh yeah, yeah.
Bob: And whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder Bart Simpson.

Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa: And vice versa.

Bart: (praying) And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob.
Marge: You can't ask God to kill someone!
Homer: Yeah! Do your own dirty work!

(Bart has invaded Bob's date with Edna Krabappel, causing her to leave)
Bob: (remorseful) That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy.

Krusty: Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!

Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?
Cecil: I'd thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

Bob: (attempting to imitate crude catcalls) Oh, yeah! Shake it, madam. Capital knockers.

Cletus: See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and...
(cut to Geech encased in Concrete)
Merl: Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer.

Cecil: Now, make yourself at home. Perhaps a glass of Bordeaux? I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rauzan-Segla.
Bob: I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.
Cecil: That would be the Latour, then.

Bob: Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.
Cecil: Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew.
Bob: Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!'

Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?
Cecil: Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money.

(Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind)
Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
Cecil: Maris?

(Bart and Bob are hanging by the dynamite from the dam)
Bob: [wire cutters in hand] Bart, how would you like to do something incredibly noble?
Bart: Do we have to?
Bob: Yes. [cuts wire]


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