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◄	Selma's Choice

Brother from the Same Planet

I Love Lisa

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Communist Party Recruiter: [being booed and pelted with tomatoes from all sides on 'Tomato Day'] Ah, this is better than 'Dart Day'.

Bigger Brother employee: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?

Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!

Homer: Eh... revenge?

Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here!

[sounds of someone walking down stairs and slamming a door. Meanwhile, the Bigger Brother employee peruses her checklist]

Checklist: Revenge.

[she marks that with an X]

Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.

Chief Wiggum: They still sell those frozen bananas?

Lou: I think so.

Chief Wiggum: Let's roll!

[Homer falls back onto a fire hydrant]

Homer: (calmly) This is even more painful than it looks.

Marge: Lisa? Lisa?

[Marge finds Lisa in kitchen asleep at the table, phone receiver in hand as she could not resist her addiction to the Corey hotline]

Marge: Oh, Lisa. Well, you tried.

[Marge picks up phone to see what is on other line]

Operator: At the tone, the time will be 12 o'clock, midnight. *BEEP!*

[Lisa awakens]

Lisa: Did I make it?

Marge: Yes, honey!

Dr. Hibbert: [to Lisa, after placing eardrops in both of her ears] Now, you just let those eardrops sit for about 20 minutes. If you get bored, here's a M*A*S*H coloring book. Here's a good one: Hawkeye's antics irritate the other surgeons. [laughs]

[Dr. Hibbert departs his office. Seeing his office phone unattended, Lisa sees a chance to call the Corey hotline while adhering to the letter of the law of her promise to Homer and Marge that "they will never be billed for another call"]

Corey: Hi, you've reached the Corey hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, Montessori...

[Springfield Retirement Castle. Lisa is visiting Grandpa, who has dozed off. Seeing his phone unguarded, this gives her another chance to sneak a call]

Corey: Hi, this is Corey. I hope you and I can get married some day.

[Springfield Elementary School]

Principal Skinner: Lisa, I know I can trust you to inventory this glee club peanut brittle.

Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner.

Principal Skinner: Now, I've gotta slash 40% out of the budget.

[Lisa dials the Corey hotline, unaware of the acute hearing of Principal Skinner, who has sharp hearing despite being in the passageway]

Principal Skinner: [talking to himself] So long...science. Ah, music and art. [hears dialing] What in blazes!? Good Lord. That's a 900-number!

Corey: Let's see what's in the newspaper today. Hmm...Canada stalls on trade pact...

[Principal Skinner enters the storeroom. Lisa has been caught]

[Homer has run out of the house naked]

Flanders: Hey, Homie, I can see your doodle.

Homer: Shut up, Flanders.

[During "Show & Tell" at school]

Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor. [aims it and fires it at Martin, who convulses and collapses; the other kids applaud politely]

Ms. Krabappel: He's not dead, is he, Bart?

Bart: Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.

Ms. Krabappel: Very good, Bart. Thank you.

Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented 8-year military build-up.

Ms. Krabappel: Hmm. Milhouse, you're next.

Milhouse: Uh, (shows a toy horse) I have a horsie. (imitates the horse neigh, then sighs)

Nelson: Wuss!

Homer: What am I supposed to do!

Homer's Brain: Pick up Bart! Pick up Bart!

Homer: "Pick a bar?" What the hell is "pick a bar?"

TV Announcer: Tonight, on "Wings"... Ah, who cares?

Homer: [to Bart] Where you goin', boy?

Bart: Father/Son picnic.

Homer: Have a good time. (Bart slams the front door) Wait a minute.

Bart: [to Tom] You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.

Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't.

Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.

Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.

Pepe: Pepi.

Homer: Pepi.

Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?

Homer: Yeah.

Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?

Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground...

Bart: Yeah.

Homer: Kick him in the ribs.

Bart: Yeah.

Homer: Step on his neck.

Bart: Yeah.

Homer: And run like hell.

◄ Season 3	Season 4 Quotes	Season 5 ►
Kamp Krusty • A Streetcar Named Marge • Homer the Heretic • Lisa the Beauty Queen • Treehouse of Horror III • Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie • Marge Gets a Job • New Kid on the Block • Mr. Plow • Lisa's First Word • Homer's Triple Bypass • Marge vs. the Monorail • Selma's Choice • Brother from the Same Planet • I Love Lisa • Duffless • Last Exit to Springfield • So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show • The Front • Whacking Day • Marge in Chains • Krusty Gets Kancelled

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 :'''[[Communist Party Recruiter]]''': ''[being booed and pelted with tomatoes from all sides on 'Tomato Day']'' Ah, this is better than 'Dart Day'.
 ----
 :'''Bigger Brother employee''': And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
 :'''Homer's brain''': Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Eh... revenge?
+:'''[[Homer]]''': Eh... revenge?
 :'''Homer's brain''': That's it, I'm gettin' outta here!
-:''[sounds of someone walking down stairs and slamming a door. Meanwhile, Bigger Brother employee peruses her checklist]''
+:''[sounds of someone walking down stairs and slamming a door. Meanwhile, the Bigger Brother employee peruses her checklist]''
 :'''Checklist''': Revenge.
-:''[Bigger Brother employee marks that with an X]''
+:''[she marks that with an X]''
 ----
 :'''[[Lou]]''': There's a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.
 :'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]]''': They still sell those frozen bananas?
 :'''Lou''': I think so.
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': Let's roll!
 ----
 :''[Homer falls back onto a fire hydrant]''
 :'''Homer''': ''(calmly)'' This is even more painful than it looks.
 ----
 :'''Marge''': Lisa? Lisa?
 :''[Marge finds Lisa in kitchen asleep at the table, phone receiver in hand as she could not resist her addiction to the Corey hotline]''
-:'''Marge''': Oh Lisa. Well, you tried.
+:'''Marge''': Oh, Lisa. Well, you tried.
 :''[Marge picks up phone to see what is on other line]''
 :'''Operator''': At the tone, the time will be 12 o'clock, midnight. *BEEP!*
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 :'''Lisa''': Did I make it?
 :'''Marge''': Yes, honey!
+----
+:'''Dr. Hibbert''': ''[to Lisa, after placing eardrops in both of her ears]'' Now, you just let those eardrops sit for about 20 minutes. If you get bored, here's a ''M*A*S*H'' coloring book. Here's a good one: Hawkeye's antics irritate the other surgeons.'' [laughs]''
+:''[Dr. Hibbert departs his office. Seeing his office phone unattended, Lisa sees a chance to call the Corey hotline while adhering to the letter of the law of her promise to Homer and Marge that "<u>they</u> will never be billed for another call"]''
+:'''Corey''': Hi, you've reached the Corey hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, Montessori...
+:''[Springfield Retirement Castle. Lisa is visiting [[Abraham Simpson II|Grandpa]], who has dozed off. Seeing his phone unguarded, this gives her another chance to sneak a call]''
+:'''Corey''': Hi, this is Corey. I hope you and I can get married some day.
+:''[Springfield Elementary School]''
+:'''Principal Skinner''': Lisa, I know I can trust you to inventory this glee club peanut brittle.
+: '''Lisa''': Yes, Principal Skinner.
+: '''Principal Skinner''': Now, I've gotta slash 40% out of the budget.
+:''[Lisa dials the Corey hotline, unaware of the acute hearing of Principal Skinner, who has sharp hearing despite being in the passageway]''
+:'''Principal Skinner''': ''[talking to himself]'' So long...science. Ah, music and art. ''[hears dialing]'' What in blazes!? Good Lord. That's a 900-number!
+:'''Corey''': Let's see what's in the newspaper today. Hmm...Canada stalls on trade pact...
+:''[Principal Skinner enters the storeroom. Lisa has been caught]''
+----
+:''[Homer has run out of the house naked]''
+:'''Flanders''': Hey, Homie, I can see your doodle.
+:'''Homer''': Shut up, Flanders.
+----
+:[During "Show & Tell" at school]
+:'''Bart''': Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor. [aims it and fires it at Martin, who convulses and collapses; the other kids applaud politely]
+:'''Ms. Krabappel''': He's not dead, is he, Bart?
+:'''Bart''': Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.
+:'''Ms. Krabappel''': Very good, Bart. Thank you.
+:'''Bart''': Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented 8-year military build-up.
+:'''Ms. Krabappel''': Hmm. Milhouse, you're next.
+:'''Milhouse''': Uh, (shows a toy horse) I have a horsie. (imitates the horse neigh, then sighs)
+:'''Nelson''': Wuss!
+----
+:'''Homer''': What am I supposed to do!
+:'''Homer's Brain''': Pick up Bart! Pick up Bart!
+:'''Homer''': "Pick a bar?" What the hell is "pick a bar?"
+----
+:'''TV Announcer''': Tonight, on "Wings"... Ah, who cares?
+----
+:'''Homer''': [to Bart] Where you goin', boy?
+:'''Bart''': Father/Son picnic.
+:'''Homer''': Have a good time. (Bart slams the front door) Wait a minute.
+----
+:'''Bart''': [to Tom] You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
+:'''Tom''': Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't.
+----
+:'''Pepe''': I love you, Papa Homer.
+:'''Homer''': I love you, too, Pepsi.
+:'''Pepe''': Pepi.
+:'''Homer''': Pepi.
+----
+:'''Bart''': Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
+:'''Homer''': Yeah.
+:'''Bart''': Will you teach me how to do that?
+:'''Homer''': Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground...
+:'''Bart''': Yeah.
+:'''Homer''': Kick him in the ribs.
+:'''Bart''': Yeah.
+:'''Homer''': Step on his neck.
+:'''Bart''': Yeah.
+:'''Homer''': And run like hell.
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