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- Communist Party Recruiter: [being booed and pelted with tomatoes from all sides on 'Tomato Day'] Ah, this is better than 'Dart Day'.
- Bigger Brother employee: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
- Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!
- Homer: Eh... revenge?
- Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here!
- [sounds of someone walking down stairs and slamming a door. Meanwhile, Bigger Brother employee peruses her checklist]
- Checklist: Revenge.
- [Bigger Brother employee marks that with an X]
- Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.
- Chief Wiggum: They still sell those frozen bananas?
- Lou: I think so.
- Chief Wiggum: Let's roll!
- [Homer falls back onto a fire hydrant]
- Homer: (calmly) This is even more painful than it looks.
- Marge: Lisa? Lisa?
- [Marge finds Lisa in kitchen asleep at the table, phone receiver in hand as she could not resist her addiction to the Corey hotline]
- Marge: Oh, Lisa. Well, you tried.
- [Marge picks up phone to see what is on other line]
- Operator: At the tone, the time will be 12 o'clock, midnight. *BEEP!*
- [Lisa awakens]
- Lisa: Did I make it?
- Marge: Yes, honey!
- Corey: Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, montessori...
- Flanders: Hey, Homie, I can see your doodle.
- Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
- [During "Show & Tell" at school]
- Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor. [aims it and fires it at Martin, who convulses and collapses; the other kids applaud politely]
- Ms. Krabappel: He's not dead, is he, Bart?
- Bart: Naah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.
- Ms. Krabappel: Very good, Bart. Thank you.
- Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented 8-year military build-up.
- Homer: What am I supposed to do!
- Homer's Brain: Pick up Bart! Pick up Bart!
- Homer: "Pick a bar?" What the hell is "pick a bar?"
- TV Announcer: Tonight, on "Wings"... Ah, who cares?
- Homer [to Bart]: Where you goin', boy?
- Bart: Father/Son picnic.
- Homer: Have a good time. (Bart slams the front door) Wait a minute.
- Bart [to Tom]: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
- Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't.
- Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.
- Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
- Pepe: Pepi.
- Homer: Pepi.
- Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
- Homer: Yeah.
- Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
- Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground...
- Bart: Yeah.
- Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
- Bart: Yeah.
- Homer: Step on his neck.
- Bart: Yeah.
- Homer: And run like hell.
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