| “ | I Bring you love | „ |
| ~ Montgomery Burns |
The Burns' Alien is the figure of Mr. Burns under several forms of intense medical treatment and the influence of radiation, all of which make him look like an alien. Smithers states that Burns receives longevity treatment (including a spinal adjustment, eye drop dilation, pain-killer injection, and vocal-cord scraping) once a week to cheat death for the next seven days; this leaves him twisted and disoriented (and with a sweet heavenly voice). Back to his normal self, Burns reveals that his apparent healthy green glow is due to many years of working in a nuclear plant, and then renounces his promises of peace and love and instead says that he brings famine and hatred. Before he can say anything else negative, Burns receives a booster shot from Dr. Nick and everyone sings "Good Morning Starshine" along with him.
