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Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
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Stark Richdale: Now, life is hard, am I right?
(Springfielders agree)
Stark Richdale: WRONG!!! Life is easy! YOU SUCK!

Homer: (to Bart) Do your homework. (to Lisa) Don't do so much homework. (to Maggie) Learn to talk!

Homer: I will respect you working-class slobs, because we are all equal. And now, as I ascend this crystal staircase to my office, I say, avert your gaze.

Homer: All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals. Mr. Burns has never given me a thumbs up or a "way to be" or a "you go girl!"

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, take this quarter, call your mother, and tell her you're never going to be a stripper!
Homer: Aren't you gonna chuckle?
Dr. Hibbert: There's nothing to chuckle about.

Marge: (to Homer) So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously. Big whoop, who gives a doodle? Whoopy ding dong doo!
Homer: Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's.
Marge: So my husband goes to a bar every night. Whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble? Gabba gabba hey!

Homer: And now to see Mr. Burns for the promotion and raise I've deserved since this morning.

Homer: (to himself) Children... so naive.
Lisa: What? Who's naive?
Homer: I didn't say anything! (to himself) So naive.

Homer: Bart's growing up without me. He won't be ten forever.

Lenny: I say Phantom Menace sucked more!
Carl: I say Attack of the Clones sucked more!


Season 13 Season 14 Quotes Season 15
Treehouse of Horror XIIIHow I Spent My Strummer VacationBart vs. Lisa vs. the Third GradeLarge MargeHelter ShelterThe Great Louse DetectiveSpecial EdnaThe Dad Who Knew Too LittleThe Strong Arms of the MaPray AnythingBarting OverI'm Spelling as Fast as I CanA Star is Born-AgainMr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonC.E. D'oh'Scuse Me While I Miss the SkyThree Gays of the CondoDude, Where's My Ranch?Old Yeller-BellyBrake My Wife, PleaseThe Bart of WarMoe Baby Blues
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