You can't teach music. You embrace music. Oh, you inhale music. You roll around in a pile of music until...the scent of music is on you, forever.
―Calliope Juniper[src]
Oh, Bart rides that board with a passion of an Arapaho ghost dancer.
―Calliope Juniper[src]
Look, I don't know how long this will last. It could be a day. It could be the rest of our lives. But you'll never know unless you take this chance. Give yourself permission.
―Calliope Juniper[src]

Ms. Calliope Juniper is the substitute music teacher for the music class at Springfield Elementary School after Mr. Largo quits.


Upon meeting her, Principal Skinner developed a crush on her, so he made Bart date her daughter, Melody, so he can be close to her. She danced with Skinner at an arcade store, next to the "Nacho-Cano". She offered Skinner to go out of the city with her, either for one day or forever. Skinner accepted and dated her three months, even though Skinner thought it was only a day when he abandoned her (for unspecified reasons).


She has Red hair with purple and pink streaks, And a light green tank-top, with a Dark Brown skirt, and brown boots, And also has pink lipstick, with sliver hoop earrings, and a necklace with a moon on it.



  • Her theme is Jennifer Juniper from Donovan.


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