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(Hank, Jr.)
 
(Hank, Jr.)
 
''Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,''
 
''Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,''
''Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?''
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''Smells like a queef, and seats thirty five?''
''Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Canyonegro! Canyonegro!''
 
''Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,''
 
''Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,''
''It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,''
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''It's the country-fried queef endorsed by a clown,''
''Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Canyonegro! Canyonegro!''
   
 
([[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]])
 
([[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]])
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''12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,''
 
''12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,''
 
''65 tons of American pride!''
 
''65 tons of American pride!''
''Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Canyonegro! Canyonegro!''
 
''Top of the line in utility sports,''
 
''Top of the line in utility sports,''
 
''Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!''
 
''Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!''
''Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Canyonegro! Canyonegro!''
''She blinds everybody with her super high beams,''
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''She blinds everybody with her super high queefs,''
''She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine,''
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''She's a squirrel-squashin', cock suckin' drivin' machine,''
''Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!''
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''Canyonegro! Canyonegro! Canyonegro!''
''Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!''
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''Whoa, Canyonegro! Whoooooaaaa!''
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==

Revision as of 17:32, 24 December 2017


The Canyonero is the trademark Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) in The Simpsons. It was endorsed by Krusty the Clown when it first appeared in "The Last Temptation of Krust". It is a large red SUV and was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States. The design is basically a parody of the large SUV and the "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" style of driving. The theme song helps to demonstrate this. Homer buys a red Canyonero in Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" (according to Marge, he used their 401K savings to buy the Canyonero), but soon realizes he bought the F-series. ("F" presumably stands for "Female".) The only difference between it and the normal model is the cigarette lighter being replaced by a lipstick holder. He refuses to drive it, not wanting to be seen as a homosexual (especially when Lenny and Carl proceeded to mock him for driving it); when Marge drives it, it sends her into a state of road rage. It is actually a parody of a Jeep Wagoneer, and while also having similarities to the Ford Excursion. It also worth noting the similarities in exterior design between the Simpson family station wagon and the Canyonero, from the basic outline to the color. One might say that it is simply the Simpson's wagon on a truck frame and with an angled front fascia.

Theme Song

The theme song was sung by Hank Williams, Jr.

Original version:

(Hank, Jr.) Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a queef, and seats thirty five? Canyonegro! Canyonegro! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried queef endorsed by a clown, Canyonegro! Canyonegro!

(Krusty) Hey, hey!

"Telling it like it is" version:

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonegro! Canyonegro! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonegro! Canyonegro! She blinds everybody with her super high queefs, She's a squirrel-squashin', cock suckin' drivin' machine, Canyonegro! Canyonegro! Canyonegro! Whoa, Canyonegro! Whoooooaaaa!

Trivia

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