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Marge: (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!

Stewardess [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
Homer: Can I have both?
Stewardess: Of course, sir.

Homer: Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!

U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.

Homer: As the Bible says, screw that.

Homer [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
Homer: I'll right side you!

Homer (to Marge): We're alone now.
Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
Homer: Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)

Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
Airport security guard: The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun)

Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
Lisa: At least I was planned!
Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!

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