Catch 'Em if You Can/Quotes

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◄ My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Catch 'Em if You Can

Simple Simpson ►

Bart: Welcome to lecture number 8 on the water balloon. Yesterday, I asked everyone to think of other liquids you could fill a balloon with.

Milhouse: Water?

(Nelson punches him in the gut)

Bart: Thank you, Nelson. Anyone else?

Kearney: Hot sauce?

Bart: Kearney, that could blind someone. You get an "A".

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Marge: (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!

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Stewardess: [to Homer] Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?

Homer: Can I have both?

Stewardess: Of course, sir.

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Marge: Your father and I are trying to lose ourselves in this romantic fantasy.

Homer: Yeah! We're trying to create a mood here, so shut the hell up!

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U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.

Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.

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Homer: As the Bible says, screw that.

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Homer: [to Bart & Lisa] Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.

Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!

Homer: I'll right side you!

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Homer: (to Marge) We're alone now.

Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.

Homer: Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)

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Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club with Silver Level membership! (laughs)

Man: The hell you are! (loads shotgun)

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Lisa: At least I was planned!

Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!

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Bart: So, Mom and Dad are going to Atlantic City, but their luggage isn't. (laughs) And Homer's getting a no-fat meal.

(cut to the plane)

Homer: NOOOO!!!

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Bart: Great! [To Lisa] What do you wanna play?

Lisa: How about... "the floor is made of lava"!

[Bart and Lisa jump around the room without touching the floor]

Homer: All I wanted was a second honeymoon. And now the floor is made of lava.

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Homer: Marge, I guess we'll just have to make love in Heaven. I bet it always works up there!

Marge: Shut up and kiss me, you doomed hunk!

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