Catchphrases

Well-known wacky Catchphrases of characters from The Simpsons.

Simpson Family Catchphrases

General

• "Aaah! Sideshow Bob!" (said when Sideshow Bob ambushes or attacks them)
• "Hi, Dr. Nick!" (said when Dr. Nick greets them)

Homer Simpson

• "D'oh!"
• "Woo Hoo!"
• "Why you little!" (Proceeds to choke Bart)
• "Mmm, donuts." (Occasionally replaces "donuts" with other types of food)
• "Aaargh!"
• "Stupid Flanders."
• "BART!"
• "Boring!"
• "Whatever, I'll be at Moe’s"
• "Let's All Go Out For Some Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes" (In Tracy Ullman shorts)
• Homer is easily enraged and often yells.
• "The Simpsons Are Going To... (Blank)"

Marge Simpson

• "Hrmmm...." (An angered grumble, used when in concerned or disapproving; sometimes used by Lisa as well.)
• "You have no idea what it's like, being married to you."
• "I don't think that's a very good idea."
• "Oh, Homie." (Used when Homer romantically flatters her)
• "So many (blank)s!"
• Marge often mumbles when she is annoyed and has a distinct laugh, though not as famous as Nelson’s.

Bart Simpson

• "Eat My Shorts!"
• "Don't Have a Cow, Man!"
• "¡Ay, caramba!"
• "Get Bent."
• "I'm Bart Simpson, Who the Hell are You?"
• "Cowabunga!" (a running joke is that this is his main catchphrase despite the fact that he rarely says it)
• "I Didn't Do It!" (often followed by "Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!")
• "Aw, Man!"
• "Aw, Geez!"
• "Whoa, mama!"
• "Eep!" (Said whenever he realizes he's in serious trouble)
• Bart has on occasion, borrowed "D'oh" from Homer.
• "Ow! Quit it."
• "Good grief!"
• Bart has a lot of catchphrases and often laughs at Homer or other people.

Lisa Simpson

• "If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
• "Quit it, Bart!"
• "BAAAAAART!"
• "Don't have a cow, man!"
• "¡Ay, caramba!"
• Lisa doesn’t really have any catchphrases, and this is shown as a joke when many Springfieldians use their catchphrases while Lisa dryly says, "If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."

Maggie Simpson

• "(Pacifier Suck)"
• "Daddy." (Her first word in "Lisa's First Word", said "Dadily-Doodily" in "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, and said "Da-da" in "There Will Be Buds")

Abraham Simpson II

• “Hot Diggity Dog!”
• “I'm cold, and (complaint)”

Other Characters

Ned Flanders

• "Hi-Diddily-Ho!" (often adds "Neighborino" to the end, when addressing Homer)
• "Okily Dokily!"
• "Toodily-Doo"
• "What can I ding-dong-diddily-do for you?"
• He often inserts words like "diddly" and "doodly" in between everything he says.

Rod and Todd Flanders

• "Yay!!!"

Moe Szyslak

• "How ya doin'?"
• "Ah, geez!!!"
• "Aww, what's a matter, Homer?"
• "WhaaaaAAAAAT?!"
• "Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking." (When prank calls him), later he says: "I'm looking for (Insert name here)! (INSERT NAME HERE)!! ", later on Moe often responds by swearing he will do something bad to him.

Comic Book Guy

• "Worst (Insert Noun) Ever!" (occasionally varied with "Best")

Mr. Burns

• "Excellent!"
• "Release the Hounds!"
• "Smithers!"
• "Ahoy-hoy?" (when answering the phone)
• "Smithers, who's that (insulting term)?" (He mostly refers to Homer, as Burns always forgets Homer's name.)
• "Simpson, eh?" (when Smithers tells him what his name is)

Waylon Smithers

• "That's Homer Simpson, one of your (insulting term) from sector 7G." (response to Mr. Burns' aforementioned catchphrase)
• "Yes, sir?"
• "I never thought you'd ask!"

Barney Gumble

• (Burp!)
• (BEEEELLLCH)
• Hey, Homer!

Krusty the Clown

• (Goofy Giggle)
• "Hey, Hey Kids!" (often followed by "It's your old pal, Krusty here!")
• "I didn't do it!"

Professor Frink

• "Ng Hey!"
• "Glavin!"
• "With the (first noun) and the (second noun) and the hey hey hey!"
• ”Ga-Hoy!”
• Frink hiccups and has a very noticable vocal lilt.

Database

• "Mmya"

Nelson Muntz

• "Ha Ha!" (Nelson laughs at peoples’ misfortune.)

Mrs. Muntz

• "I wouldn't put it past him."
• "Ha Ha!"

Julius Hibbert

• (Jovial Chuckle) (He often laughs at the wrong time.)

Nick Riviera

• "Hi, Everybody!" (often varied with "Bye, Everybody!")

Edna Krabappel

• "Ha!"
• Edna smokes a lot and coughs.

Helen Lovejoy

• "Think of the Children!"
• "Would someone please think of the children?"

Snake Jailbird

• "Dude!"
• "Bye!" (when fleeing the scene of a crime)
• Snake has a Valley Boy accent, and says stuff like “Dude I’m going to, like, TOTALLY waste you,” or other Californian sort of stuff.

Principal Skinner

• "SIIIIIMMMMMPSOOOOOONNNNNNN!"
• "(sigh) Yes, mother." Sometimes says it fast and calm.
• "Attention students..." (when making announcements)
• CHAAALMEERRRRRS! (On very rare occasions, when he’s mad at Chalmers)

Gary Chalmers

• "SEEEEYYYMOOUURRR!"
• "SKINNNNNERRRRRRR!"

Agnes Skinner

• "SEYMOUR!"

The Yes Guy

• "E-Yeeeeeessss?"

Sea Captain

• "Yargh!"

Troy McClure

• "Hi, I'm Troy McClure!"
• "You may remember me from such (insert appearance type) as (insert title) and (insert second title)!" Often weird and funny titles.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

• "Thank You, Come Again!"
• ”Clean Up In All The Aisles.”

The Rich Texan

• "Yee Haw!!" (fires 2 pistols in the air)

Chief Wiggum

• Assorted puns and word play involving pop culture, e.g. "Hold it right there, Manfred Manslaughter!"
• "Cuff 'em, Lou".
• "Someone Call 911!"

Bumblebee Man

• Ay Ay Ay!
• Speaks a lot of Spanish.

Sideshow Bob

• "Hello, Bart."
• (evil laughter)
• (grumbling) (mostly after getting hit in the face with a rake or on the head)

Kearney

• "Shut up."

Reverend Lovejoy

• "Damn Flanders." (more often in earlier seasons)

Leopold

• "Listen up, you little FREAKS!"
• More bark than bite.

Dr. Foster

• "May God have mercy on us all."

Sarah Wiggum

• "CLANCY!"

Duffman

• "Oh, Yeah!"
• Usually refers to himself in 3rd person, e.g. "Duffman can still party and dance!"

Milhouse Van Houten

• "Sorry, Bart"
• "What's Up!"
• ”Radical!”
• "Everything's coming up Milhouse!"